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Thank you.

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All right. Let's go. One time. Sat face behind the door. You know. We're here. We're waiting. We're in. All right.

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Fat 32.

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Yeah, yeah, Fat...

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Fat 32.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Fat 32.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right.

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Fat 32.

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Yeah, all right.

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory two

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factory three

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and the world

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and the company's

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the company's

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the company's

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the pro keyboard

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or something.

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Not let the pro, that's an anti-dipressant.

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Lovely copy

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in the bag.

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Stick the receipt in as well.

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You know where it's going.

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It's going right back.

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It's going right back to your gap.

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And you're going to stick that right up your hard drive.

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Are you waiting it?

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We're waiting for it.

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It's coming again.

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It's another TJ Maxx-a-fine.

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We're coming back to you in a Q format.

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We've been queuing up and waiting for days.

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And it's going to really shock and awe you when you get a hold of this copy of the, uh, of the, of the feckin' Windows 98.

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It's going to be a massive box.

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It's a massive box that you've never seen it in before.

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A huge, ridiculously sized box.

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You could fit a fucking computer into that box.

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It's not just the pro, it's not just the software.

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Oh ho ho.

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Sarah's new shade.

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Look at that lad, waving in the red top.

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Red shirt, red shirt behind your man waving.

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Hey guys.

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It's happening guys.

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From the sad, from the sadness of this book here.

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Look at the sad forlorn look on this fellow's face here.

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We've seen it before.

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I just want to show you it again.

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To this jazz, a lovely jazz interlude here.

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And then look at this guy here.

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It's happening guys.

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Windows 98 is happening.

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Jazz hands.

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Jazz hands.

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Jazz hands.

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McClintock.

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Waiting behind the rafter shaft.

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Pat Rafter gave him a free ticket to the Windows 98 launch.

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And here we go.

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It's in.

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The flow gates are up.

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And they're away.

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There's a lad in sandals.

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There's a woman in a white blouse.

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No running.

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No running please.

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But they all start running.

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Why?

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Because the greatest piece of software ever released.

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Since the last piece of software was released.

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Has just been released.

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And check this lad out.

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Lovely, lovely swagger.

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Lovely run.

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It's a beautiful scenario.

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Let's time it to the music there.

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As we get that little bit of jazz going.

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One.

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Two.

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Three.

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Four.

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And five.

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We get one time.

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And six.

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Seven.

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That's the man.

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He's told to slow down.

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Doesn't even have time to stop.

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And then we got.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Boy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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I flip.

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Fat 32.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fat 32.

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Yeah.

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We're here.

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We're proud.

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It's Windows 98.

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It's going in the bag.

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I'm going right back to your gaff.

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Right into your fucking hard drive computer shaft.

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And then we're off again.

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No.

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I'm only messing.

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We're not off again.

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That's why.

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Why.

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There's no need for a fucking third time.

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The joke has gone flat.

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The joke has gone flat.

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Sure.

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You can't be repeating yourself over and over again like that.

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But it's such a hype track.

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You know.

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When I start off with the intention of.

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Will we watch some computer chronicles?

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Nearly 11 o'clock.

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It's five past 11.

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It's a bit late.

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Will we really bother doing it?

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Is it a bit late?

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Is it better to do it from 8 p.m. onwards then when there's more people probably watching?

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Probably not.

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Probably not.

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Probably just do it when you want to.

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But then you think.

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You get the doubts in your head.

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Then you stick on this tune.

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I feel like those lads there that are at that door ready to pile in to buy a copy of Windows

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90. I feel like that lad there look. You know he doesn't look happy. He doesn't look happy.

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But he's going to be happy when he gets it. Maybe he had a project to work on when he got home.

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But viewers of this particular stream now, you're all welcome, but viewers of this particular stream, Fat32,

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this will be of no surprise to you. You've seen how excited I do get about this particular clip

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and the prospect of delving deeper into the Windows 98 Pantheon.

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But there's no way that we're going to go any further without dipping into Stuart Sheffey's Computer Chronicles.

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There's 150 or 200 episodes of this.

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We could go all the way back to 1975 or 1978.

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I don't think we're going to go back that far because the technology was so cack that it doesn't sustain your interest long enough.

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Plus, after 20 years in the Computer Chronicles biz, they'd really refined the production.

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And Stuart Sheffey was just a in and out kind of guy in a kind of presentorial way, not in a bad way or anything like that.

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He'd get the job done and there is no margin of error in his presentation style or style, whatever way you want to skin that apple.

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I'm going to see some amazing Sheffey action. I just wanted to watch Sheffey.

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I've been away for a week.

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Had a few things to handle.

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Try to get a handle on them.

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It's going to take a little bit more handling.

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I can tell you that.

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Might be the detriment of the stream.

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Might not get to do many more streams.

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But the important thing is to try and get them in when you can get them in.

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And this is a Sheffey moment.

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I've been wanting to watch a lot more Sheffey since the last time.

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Just haven't had the chance.

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I hope you're doing well anyways.

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And thank you very much, Chorizo.

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Chorizo Camerdy for the tip.

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We'll just put the hype track on it.

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A low volume there just as we get settled.

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There's some fruit on the go.

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I've got banana.

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I've got a bagel kind of stuff.

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There's a beer.

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That's all to play for as well.

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Can't wait for that.

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There's a bit of water there.

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Maybe a second banana.

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I had one before coming on the stream.

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I might have a second one as we're streaming.

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Who knows?

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It's all to play for right now.

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All I know is that I'm happy at the moment.

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Because Computer Chronicles is coming.

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It's coming fast.

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Will there be a documentary on the handling job?

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I'm afraid not.

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Check your audio level.

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Someone's saying.

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Can you not hear me?

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Oh, and Fortune.

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How are you?

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You ain't gonna stop streaming.

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No, I'm not.

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But there was a stop there for the week.

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Because I had shit.

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Stuff.

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I had to get a handle on stuff.

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I can't go into it on stream.

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But I mean.

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Fucking head is wrecked.

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And now I want to unwind with this.

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I could use.

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Voice is a bit low.

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Voice is a bit low.

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Sorry about that.

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Is it a bit low now?

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Is it a bit low now?

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Does that mean the whole intro?

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I was doing some really.

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I was getting hyped up during the intro.

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I hope that you heard me screaming into the mic.

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Fat 32.

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I said Fat 32 about 50 times.

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And then at the end of it.

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I kept on shouting.

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Windows 98 is going right into your hard drive.

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Really, really aggressively loud.

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Voice is grand.

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Okay.

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Thanks very much.

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Kevin King.

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Lee Donlan.

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Stir Chicken.

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Creeping Jesus.

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Conkay.

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Ben Gunara.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Stuart Shave Face.

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Thank you very much.

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Evan Kilban.

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I hope you're doing well.

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And your ma.

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Big shout out to your ma as well.

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Sarah's New Shed.

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Thank you very much.

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Just get these out.

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Before I get on with Stuart Shave Face there.

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Mark.

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Formerly known.

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NTFS file system.

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It's a great file system, Mark.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And thanks very much for the tip there as well.

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Lady Meow Meow.

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Anaconda G.

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As always.

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Thank you very much.

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It's an amazing concept.

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It's amazing.

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It's an amazing time.

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And thanks very much, Anaconda G.

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For making it even more amazing.

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Evan Kilban.

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If you can have a random person at all to have running through to pick up Windows 98.

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Who would it be?

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I'd have to say.

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Me.

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I'd love to go back to that time.

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And actually be one of those guys on the video there.

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The video screen.

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Behind the screen there.

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And I would probably be saying to these lads.

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Are you excited lads?

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Are you?

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Are you excited for Windows 98?

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I hear it's a Fat32 system.

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I hear they've revolutionized Solitaire.

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I hear they've integrated Internet Explorer into the actual software itself.

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Bill Gates is going to court over it.

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Lads.

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Did you hear that lads?

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And we'd all have a great conversation about that.

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Because that's what we'd all be into.

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That would be our interest.

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Big tripod.

280
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:30,760
Thank you very much.

281
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,120
First time in Castle Bar last week.

282
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:33,420
Francis.

283
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,480
No high-vis men about.

284
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,080
But I did score a Denolas.

285
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,460
That's great news.

286
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,480
Great chips and great fish as well.

287
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,540
I hope you're getting on well with that Denolas.

288
00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:44,200
I'd say you've demolished it already though.

289
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:44,780
So that's great.

290
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:46,720
Let's get on with George Chaffee.

291
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,700
Thank you very much Silver Pixie.

292
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,640
I hope you're doing well.

293
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,340
Glad to see you're doing another one of these.

294
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,180
Fingers crossed.

295
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,020
For reptilian dance moves.

296
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:54,700
They could.

297
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,720
They could happen at some stage.

298
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,060
We can't rule it out.

299
00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,780
All we do know.

300
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,960
Is that we're going to be treated to something delightful.

301
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,920
A really lovely cozy program called Computer Chronicles.

302
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,920
I don't know if you've ever seen it.

303
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,480
It's a real, real winner in the deck.

304
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,480
And it's a chill out stream.

305
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,140
I said before.

306
00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,240
We're not going to go into a big heavy buzz here.

307
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:14,980
You know.

308
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:15,880
This is just an hour.

309
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,140
Do an hour.

310
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,620
And then get the head down.

311
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,240
Get to bed.

312
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:24,460
This isn't going to be another fucking three hour situation.

313
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,920
Where we're pouring over every detail of Computer Chronicles.

314
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,300
That's just not the way it goes.

315
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,000
Can't be at that on a fucking Thursday.

316
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:33,800
Wednesday night.

317
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,120
Computer.

318
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:35,480
Computer.

319
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:35,640
Computer.

320
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:36,340
I've.

321
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,460
I've typed there.

322
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:39,600
Chronicles.

323
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,600
Computer Chronicles.

324
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,020
Here we are.

325
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:43,460
They're all.

326
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,880
433 of these bad boys.

327
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:49,040
433.

328
00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,120
And we can go to playlists there.

329
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,500
And go back to whatever year we want to go back to.

330
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,260
So as I said.

331
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:57,900
1983.

332
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:58,700
Nah.

333
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,500
They actually started in the 80s.

334
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,280
I thought they started in the 70s.

335
00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:03,460
We'll.

336
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:04,280
We'll start.

337
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,520
We'll start with the 1994.

338
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,840
We'll see what was going on in 1994.

339
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:11,820
As you know.

340
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,860
Windows 95 was on the horizon.

341
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,320
A lot of excitement was going on there.

342
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,460
Thanks very much.

343
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,000
Shite guides.

344
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,000
And Frankie Schoonz.

345
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480
I hope you're getting on well.

346
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,880
What was the video after Thatcher.

347
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,500
Where it died.

348
00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:24,680
Where he eating chicken and beans.

349
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:25,920
Or chicken in Kiev.

350
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:26,440
Yeah.

351
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,120
I did do that.

352
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:27,900
Done where it is.

353
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,260
And I had a chicken Kiev earlier on.

354
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,860
Which compounded a bit of depression.

355
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,520
Which I felt surfacing.

356
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:33,940
But it.

357
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,380
It hasn't.

358
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:36,560
It.

359
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,800
The black dog hasn't bit me yet.

360
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,000
He was fucking around there the last few days.

361
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:42,780
And I.

362
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,860
You know I love animals.

363
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,020
But I felt like just telling it to fuck off.

364
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,760
And it went away.

365
00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:49,560
And then.

366
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:50,900
When I realized earlier on.

367
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:51,720
When I was eating two.

368
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,340
Frozen chicken Kievs.

369
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,660
The arse end of a bag of frozen chips.

370
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,620
It was only like about a fistful of chips.

371
00:13:58,220 --> 00:13:59,700
And a tub of beans.

372
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,020
That the black dog was scratching at the fucking door as well.

373
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,540
And that's what happens when you don't.

374
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,300
Fill your fridge with desirable foods.

375
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:07,860
And you're.

376
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,520
You're hungry.

377
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,520
So that's a lesson learnt as well.

378
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,220
It might have been funny in a video for you to see there five years ago.

379
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:13,440
Whatever.

380
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,200
But when it comes down to the crunch.

381
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,920
And all you do have in the freezer is that.

382
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,220
It can get a bit tight.

383
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,280
That's all I'm saying.

384
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,280
Shy Guy.

385
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,020
Thank you very much.

386
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:24,520
Shane O.

387
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,420
Thank you very much.

388
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,200
Banana.

389
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,300
Bagel Blues.

390
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,240
Thank you very much.

391
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,180
Can we address the tash?

392
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:31,720
You can.

393
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,780
It's not there at the moment.

394
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,980
But it is making a comeback.

395
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:34,300
Don't.

396
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,600
Don't you worry about that.

397
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,300
Thanks for the tip.

398
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:36,980
Don't you.

399
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:37,260
I've.

400
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:37,680
I've.

401
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,480
Big plans for that tash.

402
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,140
It's coming back.

403
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,240
And it's coming back at pace as well.

404
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,000
Do you know what?

405
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,660
This is it.

406
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,300
This is the Windows 95.

407
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,480
Episode here.

408
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:50,300
Of.

409
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,580
Says Windows 4 there.

410
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,860
Maybe Windows.

411
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,680
That was Windows 4.

412
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,080
Wasn't it?

413
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:57,440
Windows 4.0.

414
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:57,840
Was.

415
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,860
Windows 95.

416
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Can we address the tash?

417
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:01,720
Thank you very much.

418
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,500
Let's knock that music off.

419
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,300
Get comfortable.

420
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,940
Pour yourself a glass of your.

421
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:08,480
Whatever.

422
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:08,580
Whatever.

423
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,300
Favorite drink.

424
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:09,960
You've got there.

425
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,580
Maybe get a bit of fruit out.

426
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,060
Or something.

427
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:12,660
If you want to.

428
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:13,280
You know.

429
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:13,580
Eat.

430
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,260
Healthy shit.

431
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,460
If not.

432
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:17,860
You know.

433
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:19,320
Get on the Kievs and beans.

434
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:21,840
Or.

435
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,840
Crisps and shit.

436
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,020
This is all you need now.

437
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:27,400
You.

438
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,640
You don't need anything else.

439
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,160
For the evening.

440
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,540
Whatever entertainment.

441
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,400
Old school.

442
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:33,440
Old school.

443
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:33,440
Old school.

444
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,300
Legacy media.

445
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:34,600
Have.

446
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,220
Planned for you.

447
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:36,900
On Sky.

448
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:37,280
Or.

449
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:37,960
RT.

450
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,720
Or whatever.

451
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,260
They're going to cram.

452
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,760
Adverts into your eyes.

453
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,560
We don't do that here.

454
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,240
We just watch the stuff.

455
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,180
And then we stop it.

456
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:48,600
Pause it.

457
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:48,940
And go.

458
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,520
Did you just see that man?

459
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,560
And we keep.

460
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,860
Repeating that process.

461
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,000
And rewinding and watching.

462
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,100
And.

463
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:55,980
Yeah.

464
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,100
It's not.

465
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,780
It's probably not for everyone.

466
00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,260
But it's.

467
00:15:59,360 --> 00:15:59,980
It's for me.

468
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,700
And it's at this moment.

469
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,560
That I need it.

470
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,940
So sit down.

471
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,560
And shut up.

472
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:06,760
And enjoy.

473
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,820
Computer Chronicles.

474
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:08,680
Bye Pat.

475
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,440
Thank you very much.

476
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:09,940
For your tip.

477
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,720
And I hope you're getting on well.

478
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:12,500
And last.

479
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,340
But not least.

480
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:13,900
Steph.

481
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:16,740
Who says.

482
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,200
Evening.

483
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:17,640
Francis.

484
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,220
Welcome back.

485
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,000
Thank you very much.

486
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:19,260
Steph.

487
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:20,380
Let's get into this.

488
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,220
Computer Chronicles.

489
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,180
It's Windows 95.

490
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,720
Life changing software here.

491
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,220
Seminal stuff.

492
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:30,300
Seminal stuff.

493
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:40,860
Watch out here.

494
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,040
The volume could be really loud.

495
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:42,660
We need to.

496
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,360
We need to be careful here.

497
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,740
I don't want to blast your ears off.

498
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,520
Guess what this show.

499
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,580
Guess what this show is.

500
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,220
I've been thinking all week.

501
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:56,980
I've been thinking.

502
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,200
Now it's time to look at some.

503
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:01,920
Handheld consoles.

504
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,260
And Nintendo broke them all with their Game Boy.

505
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,340
If you don't know what I'm saying there.

506
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,780
I'm quoting Stuart Sheffey.

507
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,180
Who's a.

508
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,000
He's a genius man.

509
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,600
He's the best.

510
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,240
He's the.

511
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,180
I haven't even started.

512
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,200
I can't get past.

513
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,340
14 seconds.

514
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:16,400
4 seconds of this.

515
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,220
We've heard Stuart Sheffey.

516
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,660
We know he's going to be there.

517
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,020
It's going to be one of those lovely developing shots.

518
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,100
It starts off in a close up of a Microsoft building.

519
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:24,860
And then.

520
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,200
That's Windows as well.

521
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:26,920
So it's kind of.

522
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,800
Double layered.

523
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:28,900
It's got many meanings.

524
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,320
It's going to zoom out.

525
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,920
Stuart Sheffey is going to be there.

526
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,380
Shirt tucked into the chinos.

527
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:33,980
I know it.

528
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,160
I can feel it and sense it.

529
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,280
And I'm excited for what's to come.

530
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:39,720
Tobes.

531
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,640
Thank you very much.

532
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,260
Can you give a shout out to my Russian friend.

533
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:42,980
Yakov.

534
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,100
Who's not having the best time at the minute.

535
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:45,800
Cheers Francis.

536
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:46,600
Yakov.

537
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,120
Watch this man.

538
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,800
You aren't having a good time.

539
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:51,080
Check this out.

540
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,240
Game Boy.

541
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,600
And Nintendo broke the mold.

542
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,520
With their handheld console.

543
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,040
The Game Boy.

544
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,640
Nintendo's Game Boy.

545
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,120
Listen to the way he changes his voice.

546
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,120
During the chat.

547
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,660
Just to keep you engaged.

548
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,080
It's brilliant.

549
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,040
Guess what this show is about.

550
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,080
Manic laughter guys.

551
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,540
It's the only way to live through this.

552
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,040
Guess what this show is about.

553
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:25,860
Windows.

554
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:27,580
You know every once in a while.

555
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,860
A word gets stolen from the English language.

556
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,460
And from that point onward.

557
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,440
It takes on a totally different meaning.

558
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,380
What's the book.

559
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,720
Why has it got a big textbook.

560
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:36,940
What's that about.

561
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,300
There's no need for that.

562
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,440
Guess what this show is about.

563
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:43,460
Windows.

564
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,720
Every time.

565
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,880
Sometimes a word comes out in the English language.

566
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,360
That changes what everything means.

567
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,060
And we'll go back in one more.

568
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,340
Promise it won't be this.

569
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,480
What would you call it.

570
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:57,500
Tiresome.

571
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,520
Although that promise.

572
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,240
I must tell you.

573
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,740
Is a big fat lie.

574
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,180
This show is about.

575
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,840
This show is about.

576
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,040
Guess what this show is about.

577
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:07,920
Windows.

578
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,560
You know every once in a while.

579
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,840
A word gets stolen from the English language.

580
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,460
And from that point onward.

581
00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,420
It takes on a totally different meaning.

582
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,200
Say the word windows to a guy with one geek gene in him.

583
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,800
And he thinks you're talking about Microsoft Windows.

584
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,720
Today we'll show you a sneak preview of Windows 95.

585
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,460
Plus we'll look at the competition.

586
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,220
The new warp OS2 from IBM.

587
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,840
And system 7.5 for the Apple Macintosh.

588
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,920
Windows 95 and more.

589
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,820
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

590
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:38,260
Woo!

591
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:55,520
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard.

592
00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:00,820
Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

593
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:02,620
HPPCs.

594
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:32,480
You're looking at partnership.

595
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,640
In a whole new life.

596
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:40,600
The Computer Chronicles is also made possible by the Software Publishers Association.

597
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:40,800
Spock!

598
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,920
Don't copy that floppy.

599
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,900
Don't copy.

600
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,340
Don't copy that floppy.

601
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:50,360
And I love these little bits here.

602
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,400
Look when it comes into it.

603
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,380
He's a pro.

604
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,320
He's always looking at something else.

605
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,740
There's a bit of interest.

606
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,320
A bit of intrigue going on at the time.

607
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,460
It's not just a dead.

608
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,360
Them staring at each other's scenario.

609
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,340
Which would look weird.

610
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:08,000
So Stuart looks at something like the computer screen there.

611
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,660
Or even a notepad or something.

612
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,560
And he's going for the double-handed spread.

613
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,740
A real lovely spread bet.

614
00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:17,000
He's hedging his bets there.

615
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:18,640
And who is this...

616
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,280
...computer beast we've got here?

617
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,340
We don't know.

618
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,540
But it looks like it's going to be a cracker.

619
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,000
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

620
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

621
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,400
With me today is Paul Schindler.

622
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,880
Northern California editor of Windows Magazine.

623
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:35,480
Paul, we're talking about...

624
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480
Schindler's List.

625
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,740
...talking about Windows 95 today.

626
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,900
The new version of Windows.

627
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,740
It's hard to believe it's actually...

628
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:44,820
In 95, going to be the 10th anniversary of the introduction of Windows.

629
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:46,260
It came out in 85, right?

630
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,020
Okay, before we go on there, lads.

631
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,380
Can you hear Computer Chronicles?

632
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,440
I know you can hear me.

633
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,280
But that's of no importance.

634
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,560
You need to be able to hear the show.

635
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,680
If you can hear the show.

636
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,740
Does it need to be turned up?

637
00:21:59,260 --> 00:21:59,840
Okay, you can.

638
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,440
Great stuff.

639
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,520
Thanks very much.

640
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,100
Thanks very much.

641
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:03,560
Great stuff.

642
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,660
Great to see those yeses.

643
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,640
People are wanting to watch it as well.

644
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,360
It's great stuff.

645
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,080
Here we go.

646
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,420
Don't copy that floppy.

647
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,460
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

648
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,480
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

649
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,900
With me today is Paul Schindler,

650
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,260
Northern California editor of Windows Magazine.

651
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,020
Look at the lovely flower he's got there.

652
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,940
Boo Murphy, thank you very much for the tip.

653
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,040
Thank you very, very much.

654
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,180
Look at his lovely flower on his little lapel there.

655
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,580
And he's got something else there.

656
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,320
It's a little bow.

657
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,360
It's a cheeky little number.

658
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,380
Maybe that's a handkerchief.

659
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,100
We don't know.

660
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,300
But this is a lovely rose.

661
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,320
And then a sprout.

662
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:39,520
A sprout of fennel.

663
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,220
Coming out the side there as well.

664
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,940
I can only guess that it's been fennelized.

665
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,000
Or something.

666
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:45,720
Lovely, Lee Trim.

667
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:47,220
Thank you very much for the tip.

668
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,440
Paul, we're talking about Windows 95 today.

669
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,560
The new version of Windows.

670
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,480
New government employee.

671
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,460
Thank you very much.

672
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,580
I hopefully hope that you're getting on well.

673
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,600
It's hard to believe it's actually in 95 going to be the 10th anniversary of the introduction of Windows.

674
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,020
It came out in 85, right?

675
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:04,800
That's correct.

676
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,020
And it took a long time to catch on.

677
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,300
Now, there was Windows 1 and 85.

678
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,460
This is Windows 2 from 1987.

679
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,980
The MS-DOS executive.

680
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,520
That's the way you got into it.

681
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,820
So this is Windows 2, yeah.

682
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,000
Clearly a version that presages Windows 3.

683
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,200
A lot of the same applications.

684
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:18,620
Wow.

685
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:36,020
So hot right now.

686
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:50,200
Real men don't use mice.

687
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:50,920
Okay.

688
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,900
Real men.

689
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:56,060
What were real men using?

690
00:23:56,380 --> 00:24:01,040
I would have thought the whole real men thing would have been that real men aren't on computers.

691
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:02,580
They're out fucking digging ditch.

692
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:05,120
They're lifting slabs.

693
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,100
They're laying block.

694
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,300
They're fucking hod carriers.

695
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,260
They're builders.

696
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,860
They're working at real jobs for real men.

697
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:21,180
They're not on a fucking loopy box trying to type word process and what have you.

698
00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,900
And why would the mouse be a sign that you're not a real man at the computer?

699
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,880
They paid attention to it.

700
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,080
Why?

701
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,240
There were two problems.

702
00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:30,020
First of all, there's a psychological problem.

703
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,060
There was a feeling that real men don't use mice.

704
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,580
And that stood in the way of the graphical user interface on the PC side.

705
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:39,460
But more importantly, Microsoft was on the cutting edge.

706
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,220
They were pushing the capabilities of a 286 with Windows 1 and 2.

707
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,900
And the machines, the platform simply wasn't sufficient to support what they wanted to do.

708
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:57,880
When 386s became common in the early 1990s, finally there was a platform that provided Windows the space and the speed it needed to become a reasonable performance.

709
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:58,440
No way.

710
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,220
You're fucking serious.

711
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,200
The CPU.

712
00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:01,020
You needed the RAM.

713
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:01,640
Absolutely.

714
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:02,060
Yeah.

715
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,540
So it wasn't always the software problem.

716
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:03,540
You need that RAM.

717
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,180
Partly was waiting for the hardware to catch up.

718
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:05,520
That's correct.

719
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,120
Okay.

720
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,060
Today we'll show you some of the features of the newest version of Windows.

721
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:09,940
Classic Sheffae.

722
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:14,660
Classic Sheffae.

723
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:15,380
Look at the face.

724
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,980
The Sheffae's on Sheffae.

725
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:18,920
He knows.

726
00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:21,900
Stuart Sheffae is playing.

727
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:27,040
He's pretending he doesn't really know what Schindler is on his little list.

728
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,720
But Sheffae knows exactly what's going on.

729
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,260
As you can see from the transition here.

730
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,340
He does a little subtle recap for the viewer.

731
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,060
So what you're saying is this.

732
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:39,480
Because X and Y is this.

733
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,000
And that puts that in that.

734
00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:41,720
Okay.

735
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,220
And on to the next thing as well.

736
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:43,400
Absolutely.

737
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:43,720
Yeah.

738
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,200
So it wasn't only the software problem.

739
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,840
Partly was waiting for the hardware to catch up.

740
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,200
That's correct.

741
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:47,820
Okay.

742
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,740
Today we'll show you some of the features of the newest version of Windows.

743
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:52,180
It's been getting rave reviews.

744
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:53,640
And you'll get to see why.

745
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,400
Before we show you Win95.

746
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:58,420
Let's take a look at the interface Windows is always compared to.

747
00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,160
And that's the Macintosh of course.

748
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,900
The newest version of the Mac OS is System 7.5.

749
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,200
Without the Macintosh.

750
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,520
Black and white desktop publishing of Cupertino.

751
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,920
I just saw black and white desktop pudding.

752
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,920
Cupertino, California.

753
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:13,680
And look at that.

754
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,500
Even back in the day.

755
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,200
The Macs were better looking.

756
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:16,520
Weren't they?

757
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,180
They looked better.

758
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:17,880
They were swish.

759
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,580
Just out the box.

760
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,160
You could use it.

761
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,220
You didn't have to fuck around with installing.

762
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,300
Whatever it was.

763
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,780
The operating system.

764
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:26,640
All this kind of shite.

765
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,760
How did the Windows computers take off faster than the Apple ones?

766
00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:35,580
That's what I want to know.

767
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,520
Maybe they were less expensive, were they?

768
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,580
California would be hard pressed to meet its deadlines.

769
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,520
Black and white desktop pudding.

770
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,480
Thank you very much there.

771
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,040
Before we go on.

772
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,740
Look at that lovely transitional shot there.

773
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,820
Where Stuart Sheffey is blending into an office.

774
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:52,800
And we've got it better there.

775
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,000
Look.

776
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,840
That's a great shot there.

777
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,360
It's one of those.

778
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,160
One of those dreamy moments that you come across every once in a blue moon.

779
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,080
The Langer.

780
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,220
Thank you very much for the tip.

781
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:03,300
And the new government employee.

782
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,580
Thank you very much for your tip.

783
00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,980
And continued viewership and support.

784
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,040
I hope you're getting on well.

785
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,000
Choo-choo ma-goo-goo.

786
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,460
Can't forget you, you.

787
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,720
I hope you're doing well.

788
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:12,380
T-Maloon.

789
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,760
Pat the Popper.

790
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:14,800
Super Ted.

791
00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:17,080
I'll shout you out when these come up on the screen.

792
00:27:17,180 --> 00:27:18,080
But thanks very much, lads.

793
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,000
I hope you're getting on well.

794
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,300
Good to have you back.

795
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:25,480
Team Maloon.

796
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:25,880
Thank you.

797
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:31,140
Claire Dole and that.

798
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:35,760
of the interface has a lot to do with its popularity. The Mac's desktop has changed

799
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,760
a little over the years, but System 7.5 may change that.

800
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,620
The first thing you notice is the screen. The nice little stuff that you can pick with

801
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:49,440
the screen. And from then on you start playing around with stuff. You know, like one thing

802
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,640
that's the most used will be the, you know, dragging to the printer.

803
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,820
Claire Dolan's after ya.

804
00:27:56,820 --> 00:28:04,360
Yeah, Dolan. He's still using the Macintosh, yeah. You'd want to get into fucking Windows

805
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:11,320
95, man. It's gonna be the next best thing, Dolan. I'll see you later, Dolan. Good luck.

806
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,780
That's how I would have broke the news there to Claire Dolan about Windows 95.

807
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:25,060
When you start playing around with stuff, you know, like one thing that's the most used will

808
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:32,600
be the, you know, dragging to the printer. Because that's, you know, a nice fast thing. You don't have to actually open it up. You can just drag it over to it.

809
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:40,600
You can just drag and drop. Robbie, thank you very much. And the Bay Area Bases, thank you very much. And SuperTed and Pat the Popper, thank you very much.

810
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:48,600
Because it takes time to open up programs. And then, um, and then dragging illustrations and text from one program to another.

811
00:28:48,600 --> 00:29:05,140
While the interface looks familiar, users will notice new features in System 7.5. The drag and drop capability allows you to copy a selection directly from one file to another simply by dragging it. And with 7.5's new printing architecture, you can print a document by dragging it onto a printer icon.

812
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,140
Fuck off! No way!

813
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,140
Unreal.

814
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:27,140
If you still need help getting around the system, the new Apple Guide will do everything but hold your hand.

815
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:32,140
You just go up into the little question mark area and then it just opens up.

816
00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:36,140
And you search through what your problem is by different categories.

817
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:46,140
So, you know, if it's fonts or whatever. So you go into that area and it gives you another category so you can get more specific with what you're looking for.

818
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:51,140
I'm so excited for this even though it happened and all the stuff we have now is better.

819
00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:58,140
I'm so excited the way it's been presented. It's a very high energy, high octane presentation of what's to come.

820
00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:03,140
Click on that and it opens up and it tells you step by step, you know, you just click from page to page.

821
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:07,140
It tells you what to do and then it highlights exactly where you're supposed to go.

822
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,140
It's no secret that the Max GUI interface was years ahead of...

823
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:15,140
What a scene! Doesn't it look electric?

824
00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:25,140
You'd want to just get so much work. You'd never want to leave. You'd never want to leave the lovely gray, the beige grays.

825
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:34,140
Lovely kind of paste beige gray folders and draw combination set. Classic whiteboard scenario. Amazing stuff.

826
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:44,140
It's time. But Apple knows it cannot sit still, especially with Windows 95 on the horizon. And experienced Mac users seem positive about the latest improvements.

827
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:57,140
I'd say it's definitely in the right direction because, um, I mean, sometimes as users we don't really know what are like system things and what are program things, right? You know, so as far as the system part goes, it's going in the right direction.

828
00:30:57,140 --> 00:31:01,140
For the computer chronicles. I'm Giles Bateman.

829
00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:19,140
Thanks, Giles. A great package. A fantastic package there from Giles Bateman on the Apple Macintosh back in the window. They fucking whatever you 1994. Yeah. Claire Dolan there. What a what an amazing.

830
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:29,140
Uh, presentation that was. I'm so excited. I'm pumped for the release of that, even though it's already happened over two or three decades ago.

831
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:36,140
On to the next bit now. Stuart Chiffey is going to tell us some more stuff with another person back in the studio.

832
00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:45,140
Look at this. I love these bits. I'm going to keep rewinding them because you just get to see a little snapshot of lads standing around looking at screens.

833
00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:53,140
In a kind of morose kind of fashion that the lighting's a bit dark as well. They change. They change that after a few series.

834
00:31:53,140 --> 00:32:10,280
Sorry, sorry.

835
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:40,240
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

836
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,060
they took a real stylistic fucking curve ball turn.

837
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:48,340
And they just got some fella in to go, oh.

838
00:33:01,340 --> 00:33:05,960
Now let's see what the folks at Microsoft have done to improve on Windows 3.1.

839
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,560
Here to show us Windows 95 is Brent Effington of Microsoft.

840
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,280
All right, a lot of new things in Windows 95.

841
00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:12,620
You've replaced File Manager.

842
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,940
You've replaced Program Manager.

843
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,700
You've done away with it.

844
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,940
File Manager got replaced.

845
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:19,780
The eight-character limitation.

846
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,460
Eight-character limitation replaced.

847
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,520
We've got Brent Effington here from Microsoft.

848
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,640
He's going to be here to explain the File Manager system,

849
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:37,040
which has been replaced, which they nuked for Win95.

850
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,800
File Manager system has been nuked and rebuilt from the ground up.

851
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,060
We have Brent Effington here.

852
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:51,480
Sorry, I will just go back here just to get a little bit more of a taste here of what's to come.

853
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,560
We've got Stuart Sheffey.

854
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,900
Classic Sheffey face there.

855
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Classic Sheffey's.

856
00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,640
Schultz, thanks for the tip.

857
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,960
Cormac Malloy, thanks for the tip.

858
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,160
And Mild Sheffey, thanks for the tip.

859
00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:06,980
And Darken Shrine, thanks for the tip.

860
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:10,520
I hope you're getting on well, Darken Shrine.

861
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,760
And that your shrine isn't too dark.

862
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,120
And you've got enough light in that shrine to be able to fucking see around the place.

863
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,180
You don't want to trip up over some bits.

864
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,220
Thanks very much there, Billy's Melons.

865
00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:25,520
I hope you're getting on well.

866
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,700
And Tommy T time.

867
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:30,860
Let's get on with this.

868
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,800
We've got Brent Effington.

869
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,600
He's going to tell us some of the amazing new features in Win95.

870
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:49,260
But they didn't replace File Manager and Program Manager.

871
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,460
We have them in later editions of Windows.

872
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,280
So I'm interested to see.

873
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,680
I bet Brent's going to hit him back with something here like,

874
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,580
Well, that's where you're wrong.

875
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,740
Yes, Sheffey.

876
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,720
You're wrong, man.

877
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,360
We haven't replaced them.

878
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,100
We haven't got rid of them.

879
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,000
We've only fucking revolutionized them.

880
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,060
But he wouldn't say that.

881
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,460
Show us how you use Windows 95 now.

882
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,440
Okay, Windows 95 revolves around the start button.

883
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,680
The start button provides a consolidation.

884
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,380
And here you're witnessing the birth of the start button.

885
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:20,860
Start me up.

886
00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,120
Never stop.

887
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,580
You know that track.

888
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,120
We played it enough times on the fucking Tommy Shug thing.

889
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Here we go.

890
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:32,720
Look at this.

891
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:33,940
All right.

892
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:42,400
Check it out, man.

893
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,800
Huffington's going to get you.

894
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,520
There we go.

895
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:48,720
Look.

896
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,260
Start it up.

897
00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:03,280
Start it up.

898
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,940
Choose programs.

899
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:08,300
Scroll down to WordPad.

900
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:12,440
So we're going to launch things out of start now.

901
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,880
This is how you launch things out of start.

902
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,000
Love the delivery.

903
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,660
It's a Shughey-esque delivery.

904
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,960
So you launch things out of start now.

905
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,520
Exactly.

906
00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:27,340
The start button is always visible on the screen, even when I maximize programs.

907
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:27,760
All right.

908
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,580
So this is WordPad.

909
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,420
This is the right notepad combination that now comes with Windows?

910
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:31,740
Correct.

911
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,420
It's a replacement.

912
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,380
It's a new Windows 95.

913
00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:33,920
Okay.

914
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:39,540
I can also start documents by selecting documents from my document menu on the start button.

915
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,260
Jazz.

916
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:40,660
Jazz.

917
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,340
So you launch the document.

918
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,960
It automatically launched the application.

919
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,280
The document needed to come up.

920
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:45,700
Exactly.

921
00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:46,300
So this is...

922
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,300
You launch the document.

923
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,800
It opens the document in the application.

924
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,480
Sounds like piss to you and I nowadays, but this back in the day was revolutionary.

925
00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,320
What does he have there?

926
00:36:59,400 --> 00:36:59,520
Look.

927
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,080
Documents.

928
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:03,080
He's got a document called Jazz in his folder.

929
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,320
Look at the other stuff here.

930
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,740
He's got some other stuff there.

931
00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:07,300
Is he going to launch any of these ones?

932
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:08,620
Jat.

933
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:09,860
Chicago.

934
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:11,260
Compass.

935
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,120
Eddie Bricknell.

936
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,380
Music.

937
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:16,880
Present.

938
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,400
Water skiing.

939
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,400
And then just work at the end.

940
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:23,280
But this is Jazz.

941
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:25,840
He's going to launch Jazz and it's a BMP.

942
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680
Or a B...

943
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,000
Yeah, BMP, which is...

944
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,780
A Windows Paint project.

945
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:38,280
He's got there of a trumpet, a saxophone, a drum skin, and a piano.

946
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,560
Encompassing all the instruments, the main instruments you would hear, in a jazz band.

947
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,280
Which is why it's called a Jazz Paint.

948
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,780
He wants the application, the document needed to come up.

949
00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:48,220
Exactly.

950
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:50,000
So this is Paint program now.

951
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:55,000
This is Paint and what I can do is I can easily move between documents...

952
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,360
Bitmap.

953
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,280
...to the Windows taskbar, which by simply clicking on the button of the window...

954
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,560
And look at that slow zoom in.

955
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,720
It's a bit ominous the way they zoom into this.

956
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,740
Okay, so the bottom...

957
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,260
These little keys down here, it would almost warrant...

958
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:09,820
A kind of...

959
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,320
A droning...

960
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,840
Kind of scary drone music effect as we reach that bit.

961
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,040
Let's have a look there.

962
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,540
Drone.

963
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:19,220
If we can get that dark drone.

964
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:21,660
Dark drone.

965
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,180
There.

966
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,700
We get that dark drone.

967
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,620
Really strange.

968
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:29,240
Maybe this one.

969
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:29,240
Maybe this one.

970
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,180
Sorry there.

971
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:30,440
I just...

972
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,600
I like the perfect drone.

973
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,040
Yes, this is this.

974
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,620
We love this.

975
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:37,680
This is the one that we really got Shafay on dispatches.

976
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,940
Let's see if we can get this.

977
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:49,220
... through the Windows task bar, which by simply clicking on the button of the window, which is open here on the bottom.

978
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:54,160
So the bottom thing of the task bar gives you a button for every alive application currently running in the window.

979
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,640
Exactly.

980
00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:58,180
So to be able to move information from one document...

981
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,020
What about that there?

982
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,200
Can we zoom in on him?

983
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,480
Zoom in on him.

984
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:36,460
Zoom in on him.

985
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,600
Hammering that guy home.

986
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:44,800
But it does work really well when Stuart's looking at the camera and you slow it down and then turn the footage black and white.

987
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,340
Got a serious fucking pang of deja vu there.

988
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,480
Just looking at this thing here.

989
00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:52,140
Just this...

990
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,520
Just this frame.

991
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,000
And I'm thinking back to what the deja vu could be, but it's not the last day.

992
00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:03,940
I know I've seen that before in other iterations of the Computer Chronicles.

993
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:12,360
I've lost count of the amount of times we've seen him on a one-on-one staring at a screen scenario, but it's as if I feel like I've seen this years ago.

994
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,740
Nevertheless, we will continue with this little...

995
00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:19,340
And look, that was a real heavy shot as well.

996
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,980
Let me just put the music on to that.

997
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:42,660
That's enough of that.

998
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,880
Either name really rings true.

999
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,460
Select copy from my edit menu.

1000
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:53,800
Go to the other application and simply click on paste.

1001
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,040
So you did a cut and paste between two different programs running at the same time.

1002
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:57,460
Exactly.

1003
00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:57,920
Very easy.

1004
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,300
Great stuff.

1005
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,220
Okay, what is my computer?

1006
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,860
That's that icon up on the left there.

1007
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,260
My computer is asking what that is.

1008
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,380
We didn't know what that was back in 1994.

1009
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:09,320
This was a brand new concept.

1010
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,660
Concepto novo, as they say in Spain.

1011
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,040
To resources on my computer like printers or information.

1012
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:25,300
So, for example, I can see files on my computer or here I have documents that are in a folder on my computer.

1013
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,020
We've got another slow zoom in, guys.

1014
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,280
So you know what that means, don't you?

1015
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:38,800
So, for example, I can see files on my computer or here I have documents that are in a folder on my computer.

1016
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,440
What you see are icons representing documents and you also see long file names.

1017
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:52,980
So I can easily, by simply clicking on the document I want, type in a long file name to replace the cryptic 8.3 name.

1018
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,540
So they're really hot alive areas.

1019
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,280
You can actually go in there and type inside.

1020
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:56,680
Correct.

1021
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,820
Unbelievable stuff.

1022
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,220
What else can you do with my computer?

1023
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,920
What else?

1024
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,000
What else?

1025
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,060
What else can you do is, for example, access to...

1026
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,500
Stuart's a real hustler.

1027
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:07,440
He doesn't let anyone hang around too long on anything.

1028
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,300
He's like, what else?

1029
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:09,040
What else have you got?

1030
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,540
Show me.

1031
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,760
Now, what's going on?

1032
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,060
It's a 255 character.

1033
00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,420
What else can you do with my computer?

1034
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:22,940
What I can also do is, for example, access to my printers, I can take information and put it on the desktop if I want by simply clicking and dragging and dropping it.

1035
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,680
COVID, thank you.

1036
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,100
So that now gives you a place to actually use the printer.

1037
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,240
I mean, that's a hot button too, basically, the printer icon there.

1038
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:29,600
Exactly.

1039
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:34,560
By double-clicking on the shortcut for the printer, I can see the documents that are sitting in my print queue.

1040
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:41,060
What I can also do is, let me go ahead and start up the replacement, really, for File Manager called Windows Explorer.

1041
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,400
And let me go back to the same folder.

1042
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:51,200
And I can also print by simply clicking a document that I want, dragging it, and dropping it on the printer.

1043
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,180
It's as easy as that.

1044
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:52,420
Wow.

1045
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,340
So this is Windows Explorer with the place's File Manager.

1046
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:55,800
Correct.

1047
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:02,280
What we've done is provided different views for information on the computer.

1048
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:10,660
And we also have capabilities for power users, for example, using the right mouse button to access context information,

1049
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:13,400
like QuickView, which allows me to see the contents of the file.

1050
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,500
And we're back on the jazz icon again using QuickView.

1051
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:21,880
It's a real incredible piece of software, a real revolutionary step for Windows 95.

1052
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:27,620
And, of course, we became the fucking standard operating systems throughout the world.

1053
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:29,840
Thank you very much for the tips there, lads.

1054
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,320
Frankie MacSimp.

1055
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,180
Another Max.

1056
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:34,520
Another Scudder.

1057
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:34,960
Thank you.

1058
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:36,140
Chef Pest.

1059
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,080
And COVID Anan.

1060
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,580
And Jimmy Turbo.

1061
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:47,200
Thank you very much, Jimmy Turbo, who says, Stuart Sheffay is like a compressed zip file slowly being unpacked.

1062
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,240
An amazing analogy or an amazing imagery.

1063
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:54,420
Set of images you've put in my mind there.

1064
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,520
It's worthy of that bitmap of the jazz trumpet and saxophone combo.

1065
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,080
We won't linger on it too long.

1066
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,260
Now you know how to Fat32.

1067
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,520
Thank you very much for your tip.

1068
00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:02,660
All right.

1069
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:06,020
Another thing new in Windows 95 is network capability built in.

1070
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:06,640
Show me that.

1071
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,100
Show me that.

1072
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,580
There's no please.

1073
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,800
There's no thank you.

1074
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,440
You're on Sheffay time.

1075
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,780
Get with the program or get the hell out the studio.

1076
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,820
That's what people would be told before going into the studio.

1077
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:20,960
The network neighborhood gives me access to...

1078
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,820
One more look at that.

1079
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,360
It's a real classic move.

1080
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:24,500
It's a real power move.

1081
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,380
It's a real power chef.

1082
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,380
We go here.

1083
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:29,800
We go here.

1084
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,220
We go here.

1085
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:31,480
We go here now.

1086
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,680
So, internet access software built in.

1087
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:35,020
Built in.

1088
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,440
In addition to the rest of the network stuff.

1089
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:36,820
Exactly.

1090
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:37,020
All right.

1091
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:39,480
Now, while we're talking about network, you've got Microsoft Exchange.

1092
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:44,920
And that's the sort of universal inbox so that all kinds of electronic communications shows up in one common inbox.

1093
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:45,660
Exactly.

1094
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,080
Microsoft Exchange.

1095
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:50,800
And let me go back to the start button and open up my inbox.

1096
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:59,080
Go on.

1097
00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,080
Go on.

1098
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:07,020
I also use rich text capability to really make impactful messages that I can send to other Windows 95 users or send to other users, for example, on the internet.

1099
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:07,620
Look at that.

1100
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,020
Colored text.

1101
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,180
Italic text.

1102
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,240
They have bold text.

1103
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:11,860
Big text.

1104
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,580
Little text.

1105
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,660
Cardboard box.

1106
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,260
Jazz bitmap.

1107
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,720
You've got the Windows logo.

1108
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,240
Pictures.

1109
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,060
This is all you can do in your own fucking email.

1110
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,660
This is before email.

1111
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:25,740
Or is it?

1112
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,660
All right.

1113
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:36,120
We also use rich text capability to really make impactful messages that I can send to other Windows 95 users or send to other users, for example, on the information highway.

1114
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:36,900
Yes.

1115
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:36,900
All right.

1116
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:37,820
What is autoplay?

1117
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:39,980
That's an easy way now to use multimedia?

1118
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,800
Multimedia in Windows 95 has never been easier.

1119
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,020
Through autoplay.

1120
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:45,260
Multimedia.

1121
00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:46,420
We've got autoplay.

1122
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:57,620
So we stick this disk into your machine pipe and it loads up the files on that disk without I even having to go into the disk to press start.

1123
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,520
I wonder if that's how he's going to say that.

1124
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,600
All you have to do is take the CD-ROM that has an autoplay enabled application.

1125
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,380
Check out that CD-ROM there.

1126
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,620
Look at the, it's a separate system.

1127
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,760
Even though I could see one built in on it.

1128
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,260
It's a floppy.

1129
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,140
He's got a floppy drive built into the main hub unit.

1130
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,160
But for the compact optical disk, 700 megabyte data capacity, remember?

1131
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:28,600
He's got his own separate unit, which would have cost an arm and a leg back at the time.

1132
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:32,880
And it comes in that lovely piss gray beige color as well.

1133
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,700
All I have to do is take the CD-ROM.

1134
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:34,640
Absolutely exciting stuff.

1135
00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:36,120
Puts the CD-ROM.

1136
00:46:36,340 --> 00:46:38,420
And look at the little finger work down here.

1137
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:41,540
Check out the bottom, the way he presses it with the finger.

1138
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,360
It's a real lovely index job.

1139
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,900
And I think it's worthy of some dark drone music too.

1140
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,740
Let's have a look.

1141
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,820
If we slow that down to 0.25.

1142
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,560
And then we press play there.

1143
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,240
Hit our drone music.

1144
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,520
Tonight on Dispatch is the compact disc man.

1145
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,480
The compact disc fingerer.

1146
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,400
He was the Microsoft employee who knew too much about compact discs.

1147
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,080
Tonight at 9 on Dispatch is compact disc man.

1148
00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:27,120
And we can stop that drone music.

1149
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,980
We don't need that anymore and go back to full speed.

1150
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:30,700
Because why?

1151
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,740
Because we need to be able to hear what he's saying.

1152
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,060
Put the volume back up and then we'll just click back there.

1153
00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,480
Just to get another full latch.

1154
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,620
Take the CD-ROM that has an autoplay enabled application.

1155
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,500
Put it in the CD-ROM.

1156
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,100
Close it.

1157
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:43,600
Really nice.

1158
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:50,540
And Shafé knows it was a perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect push down maneuver as well.

1159
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,760
Because he's locked on.

1160
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,980
He's eyeball to eyeball.

1161
00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:55,940
With Mickey Microsoft.

1162
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,240
Whatever his name was.

1163
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,340
Brent Ettington.

1164
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:04,180
And when Shafé gives you that look, you know you can fuck around.

1165
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:07,480
Thanks very much Katrina McDermott for the tip there.

1166
00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:08,360
Let's have a little look there.

1167
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:15,620
And look at the way Shafé goes from casually eyeballing the CD-ROM unit back to Effington.

1168
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,940
And Effington is fucking easy.

1169
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,620
He better effing watch himself.

1170
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,160
Autoplay enabled application.

1171
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,040
Put it in the CD-ROM.

1172
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:23,740
Close it.

1173
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,780
And even a four-year-old can now use multimedia.

1174
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,120
Even a four-year-old can use multimedia.

1175
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,880
Even a four-year-old would have to have a lot of money though to be able to go in and buy the stuff.

1176
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,740
And it doesn't look appealing whatsoever.

1177
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,360
Why would you...

1178
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,380
What would be on that disc?

1179
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:40,600
Another shitty...

1180
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,100
A picture of a jazz blimp or a jazz trumpet.

1181
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,680
What would happen is the application will automatically start and all the...

1182
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:47,920
Alright.

1183
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:48,920
Oh, so there we go.

1184
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,300
There is.

1185
00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:50,160
Sorry, I beg your pardon.

1186
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,720
I thought there was going to be...

1187
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,160
I don't know.

1188
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,120
Some tunes on the disc or something like that.

1189
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,240
But it's Freddy Fish.

1190
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,740
It's an amazing seafood-based game.

1191
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,600
Or Sea Quest-based game.

1192
00:49:00,620 --> 00:49:01,220
I beg your pardon.

1193
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,580
Hopefully they don't eat the fish in that.

1194
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:09,440
Otherwise, as you can see, ages four to nine, they would be quite traumatized by any of that business.

1195
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:18,060
But he looks to be loosely based on one of the fish out of The Little Mermaid.

1196
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,100
Let's have a look.

1197
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,040
So Windows automatically detects you've just inserted a CD-ROM and figures, well, I guess he wanted to launch it.

1198
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,020
So it launches it.

1199
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:25,580
And it'll do that.

1200
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,460
Or it may help the user...

1201
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:28,040
Sean O'Snachter dispatches.

1202
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:28,740
Thank you very much.

1203
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,600
To configure the application.

1204
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,420
So this is an auto-launch scenario, guys.

1205
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,000
You didn't have this back in the previous iteration of Windows.

1206
00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:40,000
You had to go into the fucking thing and find out how to start it and get it done yourself.

1207
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,060
This is a learning...

1208
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:42,860
It's a CPU.

1209
00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:44,140
It's a neural net processor.

1210
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:45,700
It's a learning computer.

1211
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,340
All right.

1212
00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:46,820
Another thing.

1213
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,660
There's no DOS now sitting underneath the new Windows 95.

1214
00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:52,460
What happens to my old DOS applications that I still want to use?

1215
00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:53,000
Old DOS...

1216
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,680
Get your DOS out and throw it in the bin.

1217
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,360
It's not worth a fuck.

1218
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,920
That's what I would have said to him.

1219
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,200
Let's see what Effington says.

1220
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,460
No DOS.

1221
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,200
...underneath the new Windows 95.

1222
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:06,000
What happens to my old DOS applications that I still want to use?

1223
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:10,240
Old DOS applications can still run in Windows 95 just as they do today under MS-DOS.

1224
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,800
But they also have new capabilities.

1225
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,240
So I can access them from my start button and launch directly.

1226
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,680
You can also use existing MS-DOS-based device drivers as well.

1227
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:19,000
Okay.

1228
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,660
So this is a game which happens to normally run under DOS.

1229
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:22,340
But without...

1230
00:50:22,340 --> 00:50:22,440
Wow.

1231
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,600
LucasArts.

1232
00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:27,940
George Lucas made the Star Wars films.

1233
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:32,380
And then, you know, did a load of other stuff as well.

1234
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,420
Including this game.

1235
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,100
All the other stuff he did was very good as well.

1236
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,380
Including this game, I imagine.

1237
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,120
Whatever it is.

1238
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:41,900
Exactly.

1239
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,880
And can I run a DOS app in a window inside Windows 95?

1240
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:46,140
I can even run it within a window.

1241
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:48,260
Wow.

1242
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:48,860
Okay.

1243
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:49,400
Pretty cool.

1244
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,160
Windows 95.

1245
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:50,980
Thanks a lot.

1246
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,780
Did you hear that?

1247
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,460
Thank you very much.

1248
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,220
Owl DOSing Bastards for the tip there.

1249
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,020
And Lee Gannon.

1250
00:50:59,120 --> 00:50:59,840
Thank you very much.

1251
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,420
Play the video of Bill Gates and the Boys Dancing.

1252
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,540
I will when I can.

1253
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,120
Lee.

1254
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,720
But thank you very much for the tip.

1255
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,140
The MIDI file.

1256
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,440
Did you hear the music then?

1257
00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:07,900
They tried...

1258
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:08,900
They played...

1259
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:17,320
But they couldn't get to that bit.

1260
00:51:17,860 --> 00:51:22,740
The music MIDI system was so limited that it couldn't hit the fucking right notes.

1261
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,920
It started off with the original John Williams, you know, the build-up.

1262
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,280
It's exciting stuff.

1263
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,160
But listen how it goes off.

1264
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,280
It diverges off into a tune which we've never heard before.

1265
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:38,340
It's iconic in its beginning stage.

1266
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,240
Listen, listen.

1267
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,400
I can even run it within a window.

1268
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:47,260
Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot.

1269
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,020
What's that bit?

1270
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,780
You're expecting it to go...

1271
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,780
But it goes like a...

1272
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:05,480
It's like they said to a four-year-old,

1273
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,200
you just do the rest of the music there.

1274
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:09,780
And then...

1275
00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:15,260
Play that one more time. It's terrible.

1276
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,540
Within a window.

1277
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,380
Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot.

1278
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,240
Alright, now...

1279
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:31,940
Don't remember that when I watched Star Wars at the beginning.

1280
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,600
The iconic screen with all the text on it.

1281
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,160
Don't remember that bit of the tune.

1282
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,420
I can even run it within a window.

1283
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,240
Okay, pretty cool. Windows 95. Thanks a lot.

1284
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:45,760
Alright...

1285
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,480
Windows 95. Thanks a lot.

1286
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:48,960
Alright...

1287
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,760
Windows 95. Thanks a lot.

1288
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:52,480
Alright, now...

1289
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,180
Shouldn't have left that bit in, lads.

1290
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,620
We're not gonna buy the game now.

1291
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:57,480
Sure as night follows day when Microsoft...

1292
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,880
And look at that for a transition as well.

1293
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:02,240
As sure as night follows day...

1294
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,240
And I'm...

1295
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:04,960
Stuart J.V.

1296
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,520
Alright, now...

1297
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,440
Just as sure as night follows day...

1298
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,300
When Microsoft comes out with a new version of its operating system...

1299
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,000
Peter Norton is usually right behind...

1300
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,300
With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program.

1301
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,940
Oh, Norton.

1302
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,920
The old snake in the grass.

1303
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:24,120
He's the fella now who made a lot of good money on the antivirus kind of stuff as well.

1304
00:53:24,180 --> 00:53:25,580
Because he was in the beginning.

1305
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,340
He was there at the fucking beginning.

1306
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,560
He knew the ins, the outs.

1307
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,920
He knew what people were doing.

1308
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,280
And he got in there.

1309
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,820
He's like that Simantech guy.

1310
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,340
Or McAfee.

1311
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,380
Or whatever those guys are.

1312
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:36,480
They did well.

1313
00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:37,200
They did well.

1314
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,340
...usually right behind...

1315
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,520
With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program.

1316
00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:44,820
Here to show us the new Norton Utilities for Windows 95...

1317
00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:45,200
He's not...

1318
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,680
Did he say infamous, Don?

1319
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,980
Or is that a nod to the infamous Kiki Stockhammer?

1320
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,920
Night follows day when Microsoft comes out with a new version of its operating system.

1321
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:56,700
Peter Norton is usually right behind...

1322
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,940
With a new upgrade of the Norton Utilities Program.

1323
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:01,880
Here to show us the new Norton Utilities for Windows 95...

1324
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,160
He's right behind you, lads.

1325
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,160
...95 is Enrique Salem of Symantec.

1326
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:07,820
Alright, every time...

1327
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,000
Oh, sorry.

1328
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:08,920
Enrique what?

1329
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:09,940
Microsoft comes...

1330
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:11,460
Enrique Salem of Symantec.

1331
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,020
Okay, Salem.

1332
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:15,560
Alright, every time Microsoft comes out with one of these things, you guys jump up real quick

1333
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,640
and say, we've got some things that isn't inside Windows that every user want to have.

1334
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,020
What do you have in the new Norton?

1335
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:20,540
Okay.

1336
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,100
The Utilities are specifically designed and architected for Windows 95.

1337
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,620
They're full 32-bit programs that take advantage of the multitasking and multithreading capabilities

1338
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:29,420
of Windows 95.

1339
00:54:29,940 --> 00:54:32,080
Prior to installing Windows 95...

1340
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,360
Lovely, lovely fading of the interest there.

1341
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,620
It's a quality Sheffet technique.

1342
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,940
And a lot of people out there are budding presenters, people who want to have a career in media.

1343
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,020
You do well to fucking study some of these moves.

1344
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:45,780
Look at the head.

1345
00:54:45,980 --> 00:54:46,860
The little...

1346
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:48,340
I am paying attention.

1347
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,720
Prior to installing Windows 95...

1348
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,020
There's a couple things...

1349
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:52,720
Communications.

1350
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,360
It's not all about chatting.

1351
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,940
It's how you react as well.

1352
00:54:55,940 --> 00:54:59,660
These utilities that you'll be seeing are actually the Win32 versions.

1353
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:02,360
We also ship the DOS versions with the product.

1354
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,780
Alright, so you're saying this Norton Utilities...

1355
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:05,620
Snakefish.

1356
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,800
Thank you very much.

1357
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,300
With Windows 95, but you should also run it before you install Windows 95.

1358
00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:11,920
Absolutely.

1359
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:12,820
Alright, to do what?

1360
00:55:13,140 --> 00:55:13,860
Game Boy.

1361
00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:17,440
The first thing that a user should do is run NDAGs to test their hardware.

1362
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:18,440
It does a comprehensive hardware...

1363
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,340
Check that guy out.

1364
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,140
It's the Norton Disk Doctor.

1365
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,860
A real fully qualified...

1366
00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:24,040
Pardon me.

1367
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,040
A real fully qualified MD.

1368
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,440
He is on the list.

1369
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,820
He's not struck off the list.

1370
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,300
He's a pure MD.

1371
00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:35,300
He went to college, med school...

1372
00:55:35,300 --> 00:55:37,080
And now he's in computers.

1373
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:39,980
He's literally trapped inside the fucking computer screen.

1374
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,420
Ready to see you.

1375
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,680
Do you have a medical card?

1376
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,020
If not, 50 euro.

1377
00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:49,380
Just to open that window back in 1995.

1378
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,080
50 euro.

1379
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,580
And another thing...

1380
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:53,520
The euro had not even been invented.

1381
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,240
But the guys at Norton saw it coming.

1382
00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:57,320
They were there.

1383
00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:58,080
At the time.

1384
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:02,440
To check things like IRQ conflicts and memory errors.

1385
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,020
Why does he need this stethoscope?

1386
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:08,380
Is he going to put that to the fucking tower and listen in?

1387
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,200
Sure, you could just open it up and look at it.

1388
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,440
You don't need to listen to it.

1389
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,080
Monitors on the blink.

1390
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:25,480
Why is he going to take the stethoscope and put it to the back of the fucking CRT monitor and listen to it?

1391
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,820
Sure, you could open it up.

1392
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,960
You don't need to listen to the monitor if it's fucked up.

1393
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:40,060
The second step that you want to do is run the Norton Disk Doctor to make sure that your hard disk is free from errors.

1394
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,220
Let's take a quick look here at the Norton Disk Doctor.

1395
00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:47,320
Some of the options that we've built in are the background capability.

1396
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:54,080
You want to make sure that your hard drive is clean.

1397
00:56:54,080 --> 00:57:01,340
You want to make sure your hard drive is clean.

1398
00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:02,760
A brand new piece of...

1399
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,820
Tell me more about the Space Wizard.

1400
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:07,960
I hear you're fucking dealing with Space Wizards now.

1401
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:08,840
Is that the crack?

1402
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,080
The utilities.

1403
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:15,300
What Space Wizard does is over time people tend to accumulate files that they don't need.

1404
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,660
Yeah, we need to get rid of those files quick.

1405
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,320
Tell me, how do I get rid of them quick?

1406
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,460
There's like temporary files and duplicate files.

1407
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,040
So what you're seeing here is a list of some of the files that Space Wizard has found.

1408
00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,480
And look at Space Wizard there.

1409
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:31,040
Thank you very much, Christy Whimsy.

1410
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:31,640
Thank you very much.

1411
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,100
Clyde Carroll, Snakefish and Old Dasser.

1412
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,120
Installbat.

1413
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:38,860
Michelle X.

1414
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,200
Is that what's going on there?

1415
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:40,800
What's that about?

1416
00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:42,180
Prime.

1417
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:43,940
Debug.

1418
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:44,720
Resource.

1419
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:45,460
Idlist.

1420
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,600
Some of these stuff.

1421
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,080
Debug.

1422
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:47,640
Registry.

1423
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,660
Some of these stuff.

1424
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,200
You wouldn't know what the fuck these lads were looking at.

1425
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,980
And how does Space Wizard know these are files I don't need anymore?

1426
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,380
What it does is it's looking for specific extensions and it doesn't actually delete them.

1427
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:04,680
What it does is it lists them out for the user so that the user can go ahead and decide what they want to remove,

1428
00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:06,700
either to a floppy drive or to a network drive.

1429
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,140
Okay.

1430
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,460
And the main thing with this utility is it's very safe.

1431
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,320
The last step.

1432
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:13,980
Didn't sound safe.

1433
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,240
Didn't sound safe there, Enrique, when you said that.

1434
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,240
It sounded like there was a bit of a hesitancy after you said it was safe, as if to say,

1435
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:26,180
it's, you know, as safe as we can get it, but it's not really fucking safe.

1436
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,060
Listen to this here.

1437
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,300
I'm not, I'm not.

1438
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:29,220
Okay.

1439
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,500
And the main thing with this utility is it's very safe.

1440
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:34,380
The last step.

1441
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:35,260
Did you hear that?

1442
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:41,440
Bit of a fucking stumble on the next line as if to say, yeah, it's not that safe.

1443
00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:44,360
It might not be safe, to be honest with you.

1444
00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:47,660
Stu, I'm laying the fucking job on the line here.

1445
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:53,480
The last step that you want to do is run Speed Disk.

1446
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:59,340
Speed Disk makes sure that your hard drive is defragmented and make sure your computer is running at peak performance.

1447
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:05,220
All right, so it gets Windows 95 running at its max and it gets your computer set up so it'll take care of Windows 95.

1448
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:05,640
Yeah.

1449
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:06,600
Okay.

1450
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:06,600
Okay.

1451
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,700
That's Stu, you're in utilities for Windows 95.

1452
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,900
Now there are some of you out there who just get livid with all this talk about Windows.

1453
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:13,720
I'm talking about-

1454
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,500
Fucking hate it.

1455
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:18,800
And I'm glad you're moving on, Stu, because I'm livid at the moment.

1456
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,100
All this talk about Windows.

1457
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,480
Change the channel, mate.

1458
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,440
About the OS2 fans.

1459
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,280
It's hard to find a group of users who are more passionate about a product.

1460
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:34,780
So let's take a look at the newest version of IBM's OS2 called Warp.

1461
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:36,340
Wow.

1462
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:36,340
Stanford.

1463
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:37,340
Stanford.

1464
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:40,580
Stanford University is looking for more efficient ways to-

1465
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,640
And look at the room here.

1466
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,280
Look at the scenario down here.

1467
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,960
We've got a little bit of a scene going on down here in Stanford University.

1468
00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:53,040
It's Paolo Alto, California, Silicon Valley, where all the fucking computer chips got made.

1469
00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:01,460
And we've got a scene with a lot of microcomputer men doing a lot of computer stuff.

1470
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,780
It's the computer men, ladies and gentlemen.

1471
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:19,760
They're living in their little computer box room with a load of computers, tinkering around, fixing things, clicking, putting wires into keyboards, putting- soldering on miniature wires into the fucking mother chips, the motherboards.

1472
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,680
All that shit got done here.

1473
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,560
And check it out.

1474
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,880
It's a clean little office.

1475
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:28,880
The university is looking for more efficient ways to convert data into useful information.

1476
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:39,460
The lab's experiments involve the fabrication of very large scale integrated circuits, work that requires designing, building, and testing new models using computers at every step.

1477
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:55,660
The way we use the lab is to integrate them as the controlling mechanism for our design, simulation, and testing of the constructed parts.

1478
01:00:55,660 --> 01:01:05,780
So the computers are connected to all the instruments you can see behind me and permit us to manage the instrument and capture the data from the instrument.

1479
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,580
Sorry, Jamie Matthews, thank you very much.

1480
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:11,760
This is riveting stuff here from Stanford University.

1481
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,580
It's one of the Ivy League jobs, I think.

1482
01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:22,040
programming and multitasking meant that the computer could be managing the flow of data to and from an instrument.

1483
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,640
Thanking you.

1484
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,740
And running other applications at the same time.

1485
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:30,260
Really, it's a real nice level playing field.

1486
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,480
It's a leveled off voice.

1487
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:32,900
It doesn't ever go high or low.

1488
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,640
It's one of those.

1489
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:34,500
It's a real dreamer.

1490
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,960
It's a real dreamer.

1491
01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:40,960
You could listen to that and just space away.

1492
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,420
It's a real nice situation Michael Godfrey's got going on here.

1493
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,720
Let's listen to a bit more of this.

1494
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:55,160
And running other applications at the same time was also key to the whole system being productive.

1495
01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:03,600
The VLSI lab has been using IBM's OS2 for several years and recently graduated to the latest version called Warp.

1496
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:08,120
The lab's director settled on OS2 as a friendlier alternative to Unix,

1497
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:13,640
and the newest version has features to make the system more stable and the interface easier to use.

1498
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:17,240
It is more stable than the system before.

1499
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,260
Wow.

1500
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:24,260
I think I feel more strongly than most people that computers ought to really work.

1501
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:24,800
Really.

1502
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:33,300
And the fact is that when we've run the lab course, the computers have run through all the lab sessions.

1503
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:39,620
The students have never had to experience waiting around with nothing to do while the computer gets restarted.

1504
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,460
Yeah, it's reported.

1505
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,600
The easy install program automatically identifies and configures the hardware to meet specifications.

1506
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:52,400
A toolbar called the Launchpad permits direct access to commonly used applications, folders, and printers.

1507
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,740
There's even a basic plug and play menu to help.

1508
01:02:55,740 --> 01:02:56,840
Greg, Greg from the States.

1509
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,700
Thank you very much.

1510
01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,920
I hope you're getting on well there, Greg from the States.

1511
01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:03,080
You're a newish software engineer, and this guy gives me flashbacks to uni.

1512
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,560
Thank you very much for the tip there, lads.

1513
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:09,560
Jamie Matthews, Johnny Shkoop, Norton vs. LimeWire AIDS Crisis.

1514
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,020
Thank you very much, Christy Whimsey and Clyde Carroll.

1515
01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:15,600
Hapless users with problem-plagued installations.

1516
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,080
Amazingly, all this runs on less memory.

1517
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:19,700
No way.

1518
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:23,580
IBM did something that is extraordinarily unusual.

1519
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:32,200
They really did explicitly decide the next system is going to use less memory, and we're just going to sit down and figure out how to do it.

1520
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,140
The system is clearly tighter.

1521
01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:35,580
What fucking tight is it?

1522
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,280
I nodded off there.

1523
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:37,860
What time is it?

1524
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,080
We're still going, right?

1525
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,040
We're still in Stanford.

1526
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:49,080
The discipline of sitting down and saying this time we're going to make the software smaller is practically a first in the industry.

1527
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:52,380
With the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

1528
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:59,060
We made this.

1529
01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,880
I felt really strongly about what we were doing.

1530
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:08,520
We wanted to decrease the amount of time waiting in between processing units.

1531
01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:12,040
I really feel strongly that we've made something here.

1532
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,580
Stanford.

1533
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,920
Just like a low humming background noise of computers.

1534
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,540
Fuck me, man.

1535
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,800
That would send you to sleep.

1536
01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:23,440
It was a great package, though.

1537
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,060
It was a very good package.

1538
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:32,560
It was three minutes long, and I didn't retain any of the information at all.

1539
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:37,980
Design, simulation, and testing of the constructed parts.

1540
01:04:38,180 --> 01:04:38,480
Right.

1541
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:44,820
Students have never had to experience better performance on large systems as well as small.

1542
01:04:47,020 --> 01:04:47,620
Fuck.

1543
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:48,140
We're back to this.

1544
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:56,240
One reason Windows has been dominating in the OS battle is the strong support of software applications developers, and that's continuing with Windows 95.

1545
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:03,020
It's not even out yet, but many software vendors are already poised to launch Win 95 versions of their applications.

1546
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:03,520
John Sheridan.

1547
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:04,020
John Sheridan.

1548
01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,020
Thank you very much, John Sheridan.

1549
01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,780
Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio.

1550
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:09,400
Look at this, man.

1551
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,980
As an applications developer, what does Windows 95 mean to you?

1552
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:16,960
How do you take advantage of the new operating system environment to make your application work better?

1553
01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:20,080
Well, first step, of course, you want to get to be a 32-bit application.

1554
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,740
Take advantage of the performance improvements and reliability improvements offered in that environment.

1555
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:31,880
But second, and I think more important to the users, is embrace the user interface changes that Windows 95 is bringing out.

1556
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:32,120
All right.

1557
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,200
Show me what you mean by that.

1558
01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:38,480
Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data.

1559
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,660
What you want to do rather than how to do it.

1560
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:51,820
Exactly. And when we install Vizio, we include templates for a collection of different drawing types presented here with different icons and, of course, long file names using that feature of Windows 95.

1561
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:57,560
So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting it inside your application.

1562
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,940
Or even here outside the application before I've launched Vizio.

1563
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:01,380
Right.

1564
01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:05,260
I go in here and I say I want to do a flow chart by double-clicking the flow chart icon.

1565
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:08,240
I just had to truck off there to the bathroom.

1566
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,420
Go back there for a moment and see what I've missed here.

1567
01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:12,800
This guy looks insane.

1568
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,440
Vizio.

1569
01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:13,880
Wow.

1570
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,640
Business drawing for Windows 95.

1571
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,460
There's drag and drop drawing for every desktop.

1572
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,360
This is incredible stuff.

1573
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,240
The likes of which we've never seen before.

1574
01:06:23,740 --> 01:06:26,340
And we've also got a slow-moving zoom in.

1575
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:28,340
You've just seen this.

1576
01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:29,560
And guess what?

1577
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,840
We're going to watch it all over again.

1578
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:32,900
This first intro.

1579
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,840
But it's insane.

1580
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,540
The situation.

1581
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,940
The little slip of the tongue there from your man.

1582
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,420
It was a real lizard-like.

1583
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:43,980
There we go.

1584
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:44,980
It's one of those.

1585
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,360
It's just one of those.

1586
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:51,880
When the tongue comes out, you know the presentation's going to be a real blaster.

1587
01:06:53,260 --> 01:07:02,360
Let's have a little look there and see what he said again.

1588
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,540
We're going to show you two of them.

1589
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:07,500
And here to help us get started is Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio.

1590
01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:10,020
Put it away, you dirty york.

1591
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:15,120
And here to help us get started is Ted Johnson of Shapeware, the guys who make Vizio.

1592
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:15,740
Hello, Stuart.

1593
01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:19,280
As an applications developer, what does Windows 95 mean to you?

1594
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:23,260
How do you take advantage of the new operating system environment to make your application work better?

1595
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:26,380
Well, first step, of course, you want to get to be a 32-bit application.

1596
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,560
Take advantage of the performance improvements.

1597
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,600
Fat 32.

1598
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:32,220
Liability improvements offered in that environment.

1599
01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:39,360
But second, and I think more important to the users, is embrace the user interface changes that Windows 95 is bringing out.

1600
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:40,680
All right, show me what you mean by that.

1601
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:45,940
Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data.

1602
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:48,120
What you want to do rather than how to do it.

1603
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:48,240
Exactly.

1604
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,680
We had a slow zoom there.

1605
01:07:49,780 --> 01:07:52,800
We need to have this music here.

1606
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,160
We need to have this music for this zoom.

1607
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,180
It just doesn't work.

1608
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,760
Thinking about applications to thinking about data.

1609
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:04,860
Well, one part of Windows 95 is a change from thinking about applications to thinking about data.

1610
01:08:05,060 --> 01:08:06,980
What you want to do rather than how to do it.

1611
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:07,380
Exactly.

1612
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:18,220
And when we install Vizio, we include templates for a collection of different drawing types presented here with different icons and, of course, long file names using that feature of Windows 95.

1613
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:22,220
So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting...

1614
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:25,840
Oh, it was a shame about that little slip from Shafey.

1615
01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:27,780
Don't usually see that from him.

1616
01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:28,960
It's very uncharacteristic.

1617
01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:30,060
Nine to five.

1618
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,920
This is where Shafey's on the job every day.

1619
01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,740
He's working nine to five.

1620
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,980
Getting the fucking strings pulled to make sure this show is the best it can be.

1621
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,240
And you can't fault the man.

1622
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:48,360
For giving the Dolly Parton a little bit of an old fucking spin around in the words department.

1623
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:53,880
So you're really taking that Windows 95 paradigm and putting it inside your application.

1624
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:57,240
Or even here outside the application before I've launched Vizio.

1625
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:57,700
Right.

1626
01:08:57,780 --> 01:09:01,560
I go in here and I say I want to do a flow chart by double clicking the flow chart icon.

1627
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:06,940
I come up with a collection of flow chart symbols which I can drag and drop onto my drawing page.

1628
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,540
We'll make a very, very brief.

1629
01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:10,860
And that's the drag and drop.

1630
01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:12,000
The drag and drop.

1631
01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:13,860
The scenario.

1632
01:09:14,060 --> 01:09:19,120
It's a great drag and drop scenario invented by a Chinese dragon.

1633
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,040
Millennia ago.

1634
01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:24,000
Used to just drop things on people's heads.

1635
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:27,760
And then they took that concept and worked it into software.

1636
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,420
And then we had stuff like this.

1637
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,760
An unbelievable situation.

1638
01:09:30,940 --> 01:09:31,580
Business document.

1639
01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:31,920
Graphic.

1640
01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:33,000
It's all drag and drop.

1641
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:33,820
Exactly.

1642
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:39,220
We've applied the drag and drop idea in Vizio to graphics.

1643
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,040
Of course, we also have smart connections.

1644
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,400
You can add text to shapes very easily.

1645
01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:49,480
And add text to connectors, you would expect.

1646
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:55,440
And be able to do all of that very, very seamlessly from within the application.

1647
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,440
The duality of man.

1648
01:09:58,260 --> 01:10:03,360
And look, there's a lovely, lazy, fair presentation here from this guy from Vizio.

1649
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,240
He's going for the one pocket poly.

1650
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,820
He's got the left hand stuck in there.

1651
01:10:10,060 --> 01:10:16,200
He doesn't really need to go arse over tit trying to explain himself with the body language.

1652
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:19,940
He's, you know, he's the fucking guy you can go for a pint with.

1653
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,660
He's hanging out.

1654
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,600
Just doesn't really.

1655
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:25,220
He can do the spreadsheets in his sleep kind of a vibe.

1656
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:32,120
And Stuart Chaffee is really, really focused in on that screen in a big, massive way.

1657
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:33,700
There's a laptop down there as well.

1658
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,700
Primitive laptop.

1659
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,160
Let's see what's going to happen with that.

1660
01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:38,620
Very seamlessly from within the application.

1661
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:39,080
All right.

1662
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,340
So what are some of the other things that Vizio does?

1663
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:48,160
Well, let me use the Windows taskbar to shift back to our Vizio 32 window and open up a folder where I have some drawings I created earlier.

1664
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:51,300
I have a plan, I guess, I'd like for my dream office.

1665
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,460
Let me just take that icon here.

1666
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,280
Dream office.

1667
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,360
Greg from the Shades.

1668
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:55,640
Thank you.

1669
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:56,840
John Sheridan, 69.

1670
01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:57,600
Thank you very much.

1671
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,560
T22 BC.

1672
01:10:59,200 --> 01:10:59,720
You're a legend.

1673
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,520
Thank you very much.

1674
01:11:01,300 --> 01:11:02,260
Maggie Mannion.

1675
01:11:02,820 --> 01:11:03,820
Thick as Spectacles.

1676
01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:05,640
Space Wizard.

1677
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:08,080
Sandra Joyce.

1678
01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:09,120
Thank you very much.

1679
01:11:09,340 --> 01:11:10,020
Super Ted.

1680
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:11,600
Dermo Ryan.

1681
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,980
And last but not least, Gary Matthews.

1682
01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:15,100
It.

1683
01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:16,980
Lads, it's a slow burner.

1684
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:21,760
The Windows 95 hasn't really fucking set the world to light the way the game shows did.

1685
01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:24,840
But I mean, we might have to go over time on this and watch another one.

1686
01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:26,280
Just my opinion.

1687
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,140
I don't know about you.

1688
01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:33,380
And Visio opens that up here again using a capability of Windows 95 of drag and drop across applications.

1689
01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:36,940
I've always wanted an office that was large enough to fit a sofa.

1690
01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:39,980
And I can try to drag that into the floor plan and see if it works.

1691
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,020
And it, well, things look a little tight here.

1692
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:44,460
Nice little floor plan you got there.

1693
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:46,800
We'll zoom in for a slightly closer view.

1694
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,780
A little tight with this file cabinet.

1695
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,060
Let me bring that over here.

1696
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:56,240
I'll rotate the file cabinet and maybe drop it into the corner and say, well, yeah, I think that works.

1697
01:11:56,240 --> 01:12:01,800
Though I don't really like the color of that, I'll use the right mouse button to bring up a context-sensitive menu.

1698
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:04,840
So again, you're using right mouse button capability.

1699
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:08,700
Again, part of the user interface guidelines of Windows 95.

1700
01:12:09,340 --> 01:12:14,700
We'd expect to see these embraced by all of the applications, which will bear the logo designed for Windows 95.

1701
01:12:14,980 --> 01:12:15,220
Right.

1702
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:21,580
So again, with Visio, you can not only do the layout stuff, you can actually do the patterns and filament and ugly sofas like that.

1703
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:22,840
Ugly sofas like that.

1704
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:25,320
And if you need to measure it.

1705
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:29,340
Bit of a low dig there at fucking Ted Johnson's sofa.

1706
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,540
See Ted's face there.

1707
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:33,280
He doesn't like that.

1708
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:36,580
He's trying to deal with what the hell has just been leveled at him there.

1709
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:43,860
Ted, as you know, only a few moments ago was dragging and dropping a sofa onto the spreadsheet, which he kind of liked.

1710
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:50,320
And Shafiz, just after fucking crushing his dreams, live on air.

1711
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:51,960
It's a fucking nightmare.

1712
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,700
This guy's living in a nightmare world at the moment.

1713
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,820
And we're all witnessing it 20 years later.

1714
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:57,820
It's been preserved for us.

1715
01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:01,760
Floor plan, you'd like to measure it, and you'd like to see that that, in fact, is a 15-foot office.

1716
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,120
Uh-huh.

1717
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:03,560
Vizio has that capability, too.

1718
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:10,840
Not just simple diagrammatic type of things like flow charts, but actual measured floor plans and space plans such as this.

1719
01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:15,520
Again, the variety of things that Vizio can do in that task-oriented view we saw earlier.

1720
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:15,900
All right.

1721
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:17,280
Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted.

1722
01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:17,920
You're welcome, Stuart.

1723
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,560
It was a quick one.

1724
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:20,320
It was a quick exit.

1725
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,060
You're welcome.

1726
01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:22,080
You're welcome, Stuart.

1727
01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:23,720
All right.

1728
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,540
Thanks for showing us Vizio.

1729
01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:25,700
Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted.

1730
01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:26,340
You're welcome, Stuart.

1731
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:27,000
Wow.

1732
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:27,460
All right.

1733
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,080
Let's take a look.

1734
01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:29,920
It was a nice exchange.

1735
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,840
It was a nice exchange.

1736
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:31,720
It was a quick one.

1737
01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:33,380
It was a quick getaway, but he's good at that.

1738
01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:37,260
And it's sincere as well.

1739
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:38,720
It wasn't a real fuck off.

1740
01:13:38,940 --> 01:13:39,400
I'm done.

1741
01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,140
In that task-oriented view we saw earlier.

1742
01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:42,540
All right.

1743
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:43,900
Thanks for showing us Vizio, Ted.

1744
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:44,540
You're welcome, Stuart.

1745
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:45,460
Great stuff.

1746
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:45,680
All right.

1747
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:47,080
Let's take a look now at another.

1748
01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:51,580
Thank you very much, Mary Murphy, Stuart, for the tip there.

1749
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:52,840
Swim off to feck.

1750
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:53,760
Thank you very much.

1751
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,180
Greg from the States again.

1752
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:58,040
I hope you're getting on well with the drag and drop.

1753
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:58,780
Paul Murphy.

1754
01:13:58,860 --> 01:14:00,760
I hope you're getting on well as well, Paul Murphy.

1755
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,640
I wonder if it's Paul Murphy, the politician man.

1756
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:10,420
If so, thanks for watching the stream.

1757
01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:19,320
And Milos, Milos, thank you very much, Milos, 95 Dragon Drop, another dedicated drag and dropper.

1758
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,640
New application which takes advantage of Windows 95.

1759
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:22,760
Picture, publisher.

1760
01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:23,940
Look at your man's face.

1761
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,160
He's happy enough in the background doing that.

1762
01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:33,380
Just playing with his little computer screen while Shafi is off gallivanting, introducing new links, new segments.

1763
01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,160
He's revolutionizing the fucking program.

1764
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,280
And his lips are wet.

1765
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,880
New application which takes advantage of Windows 95.

1766
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,000
You can't see it.

1767
01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:43,820
I've gone out there.

1768
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,260
Live picture publisher 5.0.

1769
01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:49,760
Here to help answer our questions is Craig Simmons of Micrographics.

1770
01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:50,900
It's classic.

1771
01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,020
It's a classic Simmons.

1772
01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:52,800
Here.

1773
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:53,480
First question.

1774
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:54,620
Let's go back there.

1775
01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:55,720
Let's build this up.

1776
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:57,140
New application which takes advantage of Windows 95.

1777
01:14:57,260 --> 01:14:59,120
Picture publisher 5.0.

1778
01:14:59,200 --> 01:14:59,620
Here to help.

1779
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,440
Quib, thank you very much for the tip.

1780
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,380
We're about to see picture.

1781
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:04,140
Picture point 5.0.

1782
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:04,380
Sorry.

1783
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:04,760
Picture.

1784
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:05,980
What the fuck's it called?

1785
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,380
The five picture publisher 5.0.

1786
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:10,660
Picture publisher 5.0.

1787
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:15,820
This is some brand new software back in 1994 for Windows 95 coming up.

1788
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:22,940
And we've got a lovely, lovely bit of Simmons is going to introduce this unbelievable bit of software.

1789
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,940
Here to help answer our questions is Craig Simmons of Micrographics.

1790
01:15:26,780 --> 01:15:27,180
Good to be here.

1791
01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:29,920
First question I have for you is really the same one I had for Ted.

1792
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:36,460
As an applications developer, how do you take advantage of Windows 95 to make your app run better and use that environment better?

1793
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:41,940
Well, again, as Ted stated, things that are important are the interface, being consistent with the user interface.

1794
01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:47,000
And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users.

1795
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:47,920
Instant access.

1796
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:54,060
When are we going to get to see a profile shot of that absolutely insane mullet?

1797
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,780
We don't know if it's going to happen, but we're begging for it.

1798
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,020
We're crying out for it.

1799
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:00,200
People in the chat there just say mullet.

1800
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,700
What a hairdo, says Kevin.

1801
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:05,900
Party boy on the front.

1802
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,400
Power users.

1803
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,960
People are interested in power users.

1804
01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,940
Simmons is after you, says CT.

1805
01:16:12,940 --> 01:16:16,940
Mullet 5.0, says Mike Johnson.

1806
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:20,320
And then Quib chimes in with mullet 95.

1807
01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:22,480
Mullet 95.

1808
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:24,180
Let's see if we can get...

1809
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:26,100
We want to get eyes on this mullet.

1810
01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:27,360
Let's see if we can go for it.

1811
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,340
Paul Murphy, thank you very much.

1812
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,260
We have done similar things with our face.

1813
01:16:30,380 --> 01:16:31,660
Being consistent with the user interface.

1814
01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:33,020
There's a nice bit there.

1815
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:36,480
It's a lovely, lovely sensual sweep of the forelock.

1816
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:42,480
It's a dreamy engagement on the crown.

1817
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:49,260
Which develops into a sensual lock.

1818
01:16:49,260 --> 01:16:52,120
A neck lock at the back.

1819
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:58,420
With ample, ample ear room as well for listening.

1820
01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:04,560
You know, you need to be able to hear in this cutthroat business world of micro graphics and Windows 95.

1821
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:10,520
And it's a juicy handlebar mustachio there.

1822
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:12,720
It's a muzzy, is it?

1823
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:14,300
The footballer.

1824
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:20,640
And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users.

1825
01:17:21,020 --> 01:17:22,460
Instant access into contact system.

1826
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:28,120
Sorry, just before we go on, Mr. Cow or Macow in the chat says Control-Alt-Mullet.

1827
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:37,580
Also, under Windows 95, one of the most important things we can do for an image editing application like Picture Publisher is take advantage of threading.

1828
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:38,960
And let me show you...

1829
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:39,700
And is...

1830
01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:41,220
Who is this?

1831
01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:45,580
Threading.

1832
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,420
Interface, being consistent with the user interface.

1833
01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:53,480
And as you can see here, we have done similar things with the right mouse button for the power users.

1834
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,780
Instant access into context sensitive tool.

1835
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:04,680
Also, under Windows 95, one of the most important things we can do for an image editing application like Picture Publisher is take advantage of threading.

1836
01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:05,360
And let me show you...

1837
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,240
To do the multi-threading so you can really move faster in a graphics intensive application.

1838
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:08,540
Right.

1839
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:14,260
Because one of the problems with image editors has always been bitmaps, moving pixels, a lot of time doing that.

1840
01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:15,780
A lot of time spent doing that.

1841
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,200
One of the most important things to Picture Publisher.

1842
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:24,220
So this image right here, we have already recorded a macro of all the commands we've applied to this image.

1843
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,820
So we'll just go ahead and activate that.

1844
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:30,860
Now, unlike 16-bit Windows, I can click on another window and continue to work.

1845
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,400
Notice this is our task manager showing you what's...

1846
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:33,800
So we're still performing that other job.

1847
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,440
It's a beautiful, beautiful Stonehenge.

1848
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:42,500
And Stuart is really engaged with the fact that he's doing a different job at the same time as showing us this.

1849
01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:44,060
And Jamie Burke, thank you very much.

1850
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:46,900
Obviously, Jamie Burke, very excited there with the one-euro tip.

1851
01:18:46,980 --> 01:18:47,820
Thanks so much for that.

1852
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:51,840
And Gympie Long, thank you very much for the five tip there.

1853
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,840
The Volk is shut down and I have no weed either.

1854
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:56,120
That's...

1855
01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,440
I don't know what the Volk is.

1856
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:05,060
Was there a club or a pub in fucking Ballon Robe called the Volk?

1857
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:08,800
I'm not sure, but he says he has no weed either.

1858
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:09,660
You don't need it.

1859
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:10,260
You don't need it.

1860
01:19:10,340 --> 01:19:12,380
You can just watch some Computer Chronicles.

1861
01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:13,100
Do you know?

1862
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:19,820
It does make you feel like you're in some kind of other realm.

1863
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:20,460
That's what I get from it.

1864
01:19:20,460 --> 01:19:23,160
But you're able to move into a second task and work on it simultaneously.

1865
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:23,880
You betcha.

1866
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:28,060
So while that one's working, we're going to start creating a composite here with our object layers.

1867
01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:29,500
We'll put a hat there.

1868
01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,080
I guess it's kind of an old blue planet here.

1869
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,460
Wow, and check this out.

1870
01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:40,880
It's a fucking hat on a planet and he's calling it old blue planet, a la Frank Sinatra, who's old blue eyes.

1871
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:47,040
I don't remember Frank wearing a hat like that, but maybe he did wear it in one of those films he did.

1872
01:19:47,340 --> 01:19:47,760
There we go.

1873
01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,160
And we'll group them together by selecting them both.

1874
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:52,640
Notice task manager's still working in the background.

1875
01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:54,560
Now we'll even paste in some fire.

1876
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:55,760
Wow.

1877
01:19:55,860 --> 01:19:56,640
He's a real hot artist.

1878
01:19:57,500 --> 01:19:58,360
A microphone.

1879
01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,360
I know it's in here somewhere.

1880
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,480
Paste that down.

1881
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:05,500
And there we have the microphone.

1882
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:10,100
It's going to be old blue planets singing, spitting fire into the mic at Stonehenge.

1883
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:11,540
What a mind.

1884
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,600
What mind would come up with that concept?

1885
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,900
The mind of Simmons.

1886
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:16,920
The mullet man.

1887
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,520
Floating objects.

1888
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:18,460
I can move it to the back.

1889
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:20,360
But also notice our task manager.

1890
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:23,500
I'd stick the woman in that he had on the other picture as well.

1891
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:27,080
Maybe she could just be in the background watching from behind the hinge.

1892
01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:28,220
Right.

1893
01:20:28,540 --> 01:20:29,340
So let's click back.

1894
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:30,580
Look what's happened.

1895
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,280
You've done the work.

1896
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,060
Done all that work.

1897
01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:32,360
Nice.

1898
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:33,080
You didn't have to do it.

1899
01:20:33,540 --> 01:20:34,600
Now let's say for example.

1900
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,580
So you can really do two things at once and therefore be more productive using this.

1901
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:38,000
You bet you.

1902
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,940
As a matter of fact, you can do more than two things at once because you can batch up these commands.

1903
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:42,280
Uh-huh.

1904
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:42,880
As many as you want.

1905
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:43,800
Batch command.

1906
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:44,480
You want to.

1907
01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:47,880
Let's say for example, if you're a client of mine and you don't like this background.

1908
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:48,220
Okay.

1909
01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:50,360
Well in other image editing applications you'd have to go.

1910
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:51,320
What client wouldn't.

1911
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,440
Back and redo the whole piece of artwork.

1912
01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:56,000
But with picture publisher we have what we call the command list.

1913
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:58,940
Every command is stored that you've applied to the image.

1914
01:20:59,220 --> 01:20:59,520
Wait.

1915
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,660
So what we can do is go back.

1916
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:02,740
We've got another ominous zoom in there.

1917
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,880
We need to have that music.

1918
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:04,600
Sorry about that.

1919
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,480
This is just the way the show goes here.

1920
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:08,060
Every command is stored that you've applied to the image.

1921
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:09,880
So what we can do is go back.

1922
01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:11,260
All the way back to the beginning.

1923
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,420
Right here to our texture fill.

1924
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:15,280
Delete it.

1925
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:17,800
And reinsert a new texture fill.

1926
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,980
And we'll go ahead and apply that.

1927
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:20,180
Again going off.

1928
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,420
Creating another task.

1929
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:22,540
I can continue working here.

1930
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,520
I'm doing the job in the background.

1931
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:24,980
And you can go back and work on this job.

1932
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:25,260
Right.

1933
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:27,640
So this is say we're doing a two page layout for this client.

1934
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:28,980
I'm continuing to work.

1935
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:30,220
When that's done.

1936
01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,360
That will come back up to the front.

1937
01:21:31,460 --> 01:21:32,620
We're creating that chroma mask.

1938
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:33,820
And it'll finish up.

1939
01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:35,380
Now it's ready for the fill.

1940
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:36,520
There she is.

1941
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,120
So we'll go ahead and we'll drop in a texture fill.

1942
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:39,200
You can see.

1943
01:21:39,420 --> 01:21:39,980
Texture filling.

1944
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,220
I'm always kept up on the progress.

1945
01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:42,440
Where is he going with this?

1946
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,520
We don't know where he's going.

1947
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:44,240
He fucking.

1948
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,760
He pulls out the globe.

1949
01:21:45,900 --> 01:21:46,660
And then it's singing.

1950
01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:48,480
Is it Sinatra or is it a globe?

1951
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,040
We don't know.

1952
01:21:49,100 --> 01:21:50,460
We know it's at Stonehenge anyway.

1953
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,380
Why would it be there?

1954
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,340
That's the world that Stonehenge is already on.

1955
01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:55,820
And that's another world singing as well.

1956
01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:57,360
Keeps on going back to the woman.

1957
01:21:57,740 --> 01:21:59,520
There's a different image behind her.

1958
01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:01,140
What's he going to do with the woman?

1959
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,040
He's going to put her in the stone.

1960
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,360
I hope to God he's going to put her in on the hinge or something.

1961
01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:11,260
It'll be a real, real loss if he hasn't integrated the two by the end of the segment.

1962
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,000
Task manager.

1963
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,840
Very important feature in picture publisher.

1964
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:16,760
Finishes up the texture fill.

1965
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:21,980
Now all those other commands that created the rest of that image, we can go ahead and let it work.

1966
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,080
And let's finish up this piece of artwork.

1967
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:24,920
Go on.

1968
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,200
Select our selector tool.

1969
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,560
Move that.

1970
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,480
Now we want to drop in a little radio because it's talk radio here.

1971
01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:32,500
Of course.

1972
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,860
It wouldn't have made any sense.

1973
01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:43,320
The flaming microphone with a world and a hat on it singing the song at Stonehenge with an orange sky wouldn't have made any sense, Simmons.

1974
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:45,620
Do you know?

1975
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,240
But Simmons knows that.

1976
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:50,020
And he's saved the best to last.

1977
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:50,500
Paste.

1978
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,360
And we'll close down what we call our clipboard browser.

1979
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,280
And we're going to drop in a drop shadow.

1980
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:56,660
Of course.

1981
01:22:56,660 --> 01:22:59,400
It didn't look realistic, Simmons.

1982
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:06,140
The old fashioned 60s, 50s, 40s radio didn't look realistic.

1983
01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:11,060
Then he drops the drop shadow.

1984
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,420
Then he dropped the shadow.

1985
01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:16,380
Holding down the shift key, clicking and dragging off a copy.

1986
01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:17,120
Holy fuck.

1987
01:23:17,140 --> 01:23:17,900
Just fill with black.

1988
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,460
Drop shadow should be that easy.

1989
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,160
Again, two tasks now simultaneously.

1990
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:22,940
Two tasks, Shakur.

1991
01:23:24,380 --> 01:23:25,460
Change the transparency.

1992
01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:26,960
Move it to the back.

1993
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:31,080
And we'll also notice in the background that this image is finished.

1994
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:31,580
Wow.

1995
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:32,000
Wow.

1996
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,640
So you're doing all that and all that stuff is going on at the same time.

1997
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:39,060
So you really can take advantage of the multithelium of the speed and the power of this environment.

1998
01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:39,380
That's right.

1999
01:23:39,940 --> 01:23:41,200
The speed and the power.

2000
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,780
And you know what is even better?

2001
01:23:43,580 --> 01:23:46,060
There's a slow zoom into fucking Shafi.

2002
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,100
You've still got your man in the background there.

2003
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,000
Jimmy Blue Shirt.

2004
01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:54,300
And Shafi's talking about speed and power.

2005
01:23:54,460 --> 01:23:54,960
Oh my God.

2006
01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:55,260
Oh my God.

2007
01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:56,020
Speed and power.

2008
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,360
You know what that means?

2009
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,080
It's a dispatches moment.

2010
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,980
We've got a dispatches moment on our hands.

2011
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,220
Bear with me here while we try and riff this dispatcher off.

2012
01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:04,820
It's very easy to use.

2013
01:24:05,020 --> 01:24:08,040
Multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment.

2014
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:13,120
At the same time, I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment.

2015
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:13,380
That's right.

2016
01:24:13,580 --> 01:24:14,820
Okay, let's just drop.

2017
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:15,820
Let's drop that now.

2018
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,360
Let's drop that.

2019
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,760
We drop me off the screen.

2020
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,240
We go over to our Firefox.

2021
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,560
We turn him down.

2022
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,140
And it's...

2023
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:32,920
You really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment.

2024
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:34,160
So Shirt's going...

2025
01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:34,640
He's going on.

2026
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,260
And it's very easy to use.

2027
01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:38,620
He's going on about taking advantage.

2028
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,220
He's on about speed and power.

2029
01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:43,520
That's right.

2030
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:48,160
Sometimes, I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment.

2031
01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:48,640
That's right.

2032
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:50,220
And it's very easy to use.

2033
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,160
Wow.

2034
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:54,780
So you're doing all that?

2035
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:56,240
All that stuff that's going on at the same time.

2036
01:24:56,280 --> 01:25:00,480
So I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and the power of this environment.

2037
01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:04,400
Tonight at nine on dispatches,

2038
01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:08,080
he was the Computer Chronicles presenter

2039
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:12,460
who lost himself to speed and power.

2040
01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:13,420
Speed and power.

2041
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:18,020
I mean, you really can take advantage of the multi-threading of the speed and power.

2042
01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:19,400
That's right.

2043
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:20,960
And it's very easy to use.

2044
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:21,520
Very...

2045
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:30,600
For 20 years, Stuart Shiffey presented the Computer Chronicles.

2046
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,920
Tonight on dispatches...

2047
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:42,380
Tonight on dispatches we chronicle his descent into madness.

2048
01:25:42,380 --> 01:26:00,760
Speed and power.

2049
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:05,260
Speed and power tonight at 9 on Channel 4.

2050
01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:07,860
Speed and power.

2051
01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:13,060
The computer chronicles the Stuart Shafey diaries.

2052
01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:15,760
I think we need better music than that, sorry.

2053
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:34,260
The computer chronicles the computer chronicles the computer chronicles the computer chronicles.

2054
01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:38,760
Oh, in this environment.

2055
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,760
Stuart Shafey.

2056
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:54,260
Stuart Shafey's accomplice Mr. Simmons shocked the world with a mullet.

2057
01:26:54,260 --> 01:26:58,760
Then he shocked the world with his computer programs.

2058
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:01,360
This image is finished.

2059
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:11,460
After 20 years in the business, he created an image of a planet singing into a flaming microphone with an old-style radio.

2060
01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:17,560
Little did we know the woman in the picture was Simmons himself.

2061
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:21,060
He'd modified the picture.

2062
01:27:21,060 --> 01:27:31,160
"I think it matters of the multi-threading of the speed and power of this environment."

2063
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:39,260
"I suppose what you would need is like a talking head then of someone just layered over it."

2064
01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:41,760
"Maybe we can get me to just go there."

2065
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:47,860
"And uh, how would you go back there for fuckin' Shafey?"

2066
01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:51,860
"Then I would have to be..."

2067
01:27:51,860 --> 01:27:54,860
"Ah, hold on there now."

2068
01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:57,860
"Maybe we could get Connor in, Connor Williams or something."

2069
01:27:57,860 --> 01:28:03,860
"Red curtain, red curtain."

2070
01:28:03,860 --> 01:28:05,860
"Oh, it's too much."

2071
01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:07,860
"Yeah, it's, okay, okay, let's go here."

2072
01:28:07,860 --> 01:28:10,860
"We'll go with it, we'll just try and rock it, we'll try and rock it."

2073
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:16,460
"Also noticed in the background..."

2074
01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:27,960
As Simmons toiled away at a picture of himself and the old 50s radio, Stuart Shafey, Stuart Shafey marveled at the speed and...

2075
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:31,460
Sorry, one more thing, let me just get this right in my head.

2076
01:28:31,460 --> 01:28:35,960
As Simmons created a dark...

2077
01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:39,960
Yeah.

2078
01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:45,560
"We'll get that music going, better music, to the ground or dark pulse."

2079
01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:51,160
"As Simmons...

2080
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:57,560
day creating dark and weird imagery including a flaming microphone with a

2081
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:09,040
singing globe and hat. As Simmons toiled away day and night creating strange and

2082
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:17,080
elusive imagery of himself and a flaming microphone at Stonehenge. Stuart Sheffet

2083
01:29:17,080 --> 01:29:36,940
marveled in the speed and power. We were there two weeks the shoot took two weeks and and that was the

2084
01:29:36,940 --> 01:29:45,940
thing about Sheffet and we said Stu you sure you want to you want to give this guy airtime I mean his

2085
01:29:45,940 --> 01:30:09,440
his work speaks for itself it's not good it's a flaming microphone at Stonehenge do and you know what he said he said you open your mouth again and you won't work on computer chronicles again because you'll be dead. He didn't really say that.

2086
01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:17,940
but it fits well with this piece of the documentary.

2087
01:30:17,940 --> 01:30:24,260
That's right, and it's very easy to use, very productive, to not have to jump up to here

2088
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:30,000
to your menus, just off your right mouse button. Also a common look and feel feels very friendly

2089
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:35,500
to the user, and something as simple as bubble hints, as we call them, to remind you of what

2090
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,500
your tools are. These are all kind of standard features under a Chicago or a Windows 95 compatible,

2091
01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:44,380
that used to be a Chicago Windows 95 compatible app. Now you couldn't have done this under

2092
01:30:44,380 --> 01:31:09,940
Windows 3.1. No, we actually are... You couldn't fucking do it on 3.1. Are you joking, Stu? Are you joking? I'd have to batch them up at night and play them. Okay, so that's the new... And then he said, "How about we batch you up tonight and play you?" And that was the last time I ever worked on this show. Sister Ghost, thank you very much, Sister Ghost, and Lorcan O'Donoghue. Frank,

2093
01:31:09,940 --> 01:31:23,820
McGee. Thanks very much, Frank. I hope you're doing well. Stuart Shafee is on a roll at the moment. This is the last bit of this piece. We might watch one more. Frank McGee, thank you very much.

2094
01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:41,700
All right, we're out of time for this week's Computer Chronicles. Remember, if you have any questions about anything you've seen on today's show, or if you'd like to suggest topics for future shows, check out our Computers on Television forum on CompuServe. The command is GoChronicles. That's it for this week's show. I'm Stuart Shafee. We'll see you here next time.

2095
01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:48,580
time lovely lovely we'll just go back there for that last lingering look there at that publisher

2096
01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:53,460
for micro graphics under windows 95. all right we're out of time for this week's computer chronicles

2097
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:57,780
remember if you have any questions about anything you've seen on today's show or if you'd like to

2098
01:31:57,780 --> 01:32:03,300
suggest topics for future shows check out our computers on television forum on compu serve

2099
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:08,660
the command is go chronicles that's it for this week's show i'm stuart chaffee we'll see you here

2100
01:32:08,660 --> 01:32:20,660
next time

2101
01:32:29,860 --> 01:32:32,660
your next time

2102
01:32:35,140 --> 01:32:41,460
tonight on dispatchers see you next time the computer chronicles of stuart chaffee

2103
01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:49,540
what did he do with gene simmons's computer graphics application

2104
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:57,140
it got left in the studio but nobody saw it disappear nobody saw it nobody saw nobody saw

2105
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:58,500
simmons take the disc home

2106
01:33:01,300 --> 01:33:06,420
one runner said that he saw chaffee put the disc into his bag bringing it home and play with it later on

2107
01:33:10,340 --> 01:33:11,140
tonight's at nine

2108
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:46,900
so that's the uh that was that episode it was dark it wasn't great i didn't think it was as good as the stuff from uh 1998 or even 96 i think we're gonna have to go to 96 just for one more here just so we can see the thing pick up also what was going on with the fucking the uh the studio it was hardly lit there was there was hardly any lights on it it looked like it was in dire need of a bit of a

2109
01:33:46,900 --> 01:33:53,220
a fucking shake up and that's what you got by 96 they were really really really really running

2110
01:33:54,500 --> 01:34:03,140
uh cooking with gas by 1996 we have a little chronicles 1996 here 1996 could have been something

2111
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:09,620
could have been something all right cyber politics cyber cafes

2112
01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:17,380
consumer electronics show cars and computers comdex finance digital photography winter sess

2113
01:34:17,380 --> 01:34:23,380
soho software new pcs high tech greatest games did we see this one

2114
01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:27,700
let's have a look

2115
01:34:30,260 --> 01:34:36,500
greatest games this could be this could be a cracker i i'm willing to put money on this being a cracker the last one was like

2116
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:47,140
it was tepid but it had its moments but it wasn't the best i know this is going to deliver because it's 1996 and everything in that year had just had something about it

2117
01:34:49,620 --> 01:34:55,700
i don't think we even saw this intro title look at the new graphics of course email had come along by now

2118
01:34:56,260 --> 01:35:02,580
it was widely used it was used back in 95 but not everyone had it now it's all about location it's all about

2119
01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:07,060
clicking home back for reload what's new what's cool handbox

2120
01:35:09,220 --> 01:35:29,860
uh semi colon forward slash forward slash computer space chronicles you wouldn't leave a space in the address would you chronicles and then open click on open wow

2121
01:35:29,860 --> 01:35:39,200
this week on the computer chronicle beautiful stuff just reminded me there of the intro the last one it was very hard to beat it's not as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough i knew it was a good thing to do it but it's not as good as good as good as the intro where he's standing outside the window building but this is good enough to do it

2122
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:45,700
it's a nice ralph lauren vibe and we're we're in 1996 there's already somewhere in the background there it looks

2123
01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:57,740
uh very intrigued i'll make that not black and white on the screen for you there and uh we can get rocking with this here default set that to default and here we go steward chef a ladies and gentlemen steward chef a

2124
01:35:57,740 --> 01:36:09,180
games we'll show you four of the hottest new computer games this is that looks that looks terrible that claymation one on the computer chronicles games we'll show you four look at the situation

2125
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:13,140
here where's what's going on there with the hand placement keep the hand on the desk

2126
01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:19,880
of the hottest new computer and he steward your face struggling to maintain dignity and composure games

2127
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:26,660
this is neverhood games and another way is the way he talks about and yet the game boy

2128
01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:32,380
today we're gonna be looking some handheld consoles starting with nintendo's game boy

2129
01:36:32,380 --> 01:36:51,240
yeah games we'll show you four of the hottest new computer games this is neverhood we'll show you four of the hottest computer games starting with this claymation game boy sound like he's gonna fucking burst he's got something he's gonna burst with at the end of the sentence

2130
01:36:51,240 --> 01:37:21,220
and starting with this claymation games here and a claymation man this looks terrible this doesn't look like a game looks like it looks like pingu it looks like full motion video within a game and it looks dire dire but you've never seen a game quite like it and shattered steel to shoot him shattered steel

2131
01:37:21,220 --> 01:37:39,180
a game that's the brainchild of three doctors this lad created shattered steel wanna be a woman you can be la- wanna be a woman well now you can with sex changes or you can play tomb raider a game where you're a woman

2132
01:37:39,180 --> 01:38:02,440
thanks very much for the tass thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much thank you very much for the tips silver pixie greg from the states and last but not least cc midi episode

2133
01:38:02,440 --> 01:38:04,760
- Lara in this great new game called Tomb Raider.

2134
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:06,420
- Wanna be a woman?

2135
01:38:06,420 --> 01:38:07,560
- Three doctors.

2136
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:08,500
Wanna be a woman?

2137
01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:11,780
You can be Lara in this great new game called Tomb Raider.

2138
01:38:11,780 --> 01:38:16,460
- Tomb Raider, and we can see that frame rate is two frames

2139
01:38:16,460 --> 01:38:17,920
per second on a game.

2140
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:19,940
- Ready for the coolest multiplayer game

2141
01:38:19,940 --> 01:38:21,980
you've ever seen, Diablo.

2142
01:38:21,980 --> 01:38:24,060
- Diablo, whoa.

2143
01:38:24,060 --> 01:38:26,460
- Plus, we'll take you inside a usability lab

2144
01:38:26,460 --> 01:38:28,800
to see how games are designed, and a visit

2145
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,200
to the ultimate gaming event called the big one,

2146
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:32,960
a quake marathon.

2147
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:35,660
All this and Giles Online, this week's computer news,

2148
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,820
my pick of the week, all coming up next

2149
01:38:37,820 --> 01:38:39,340
on the Computer Chronicles.

2150
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:42,660
- Computer Chronicles is made possible in part

2151
01:38:42,660 --> 01:38:44,500
by SoftSource Incorporated.

2152
01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:46,000
- Check that out there, look.

2153
01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:46,820
We go back.

2154
01:38:48,480 --> 01:38:50,220
Good guys, boop.

2155
01:38:50,220 --> 01:38:52,360
CC Labs, boop.

2156
01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:55,080
On the road, finger can't get that far.

2157
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,460
See if we can make the finger go over there, there,

2158
01:38:58,460 --> 01:39:00,760
for a moment, just for the purposes of this bit.

2159
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,600
Boop.

2160
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:02,600
What does it all mean?

2161
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:03,520
What does it mean?

2162
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,220
Good guys, CC Labs, on the road.

2163
01:39:05,220 --> 01:39:07,140
Does it? I don't understand it.

2164
01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:09,220
- Computer Chronicles is made possible in part

2165
01:39:09,220 --> 01:39:11,220
by SoftSource Incorporated.

2166
01:39:11,220 --> 01:39:13,640
Publishers of Pro One Software.

2167
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:16,380
Educational software for young adults.

2168
01:39:16,380 --> 01:39:17,260
- Young adults.

2169
01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:19,800
If you're a young adult, then get onto Pro One.

2170
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,880
It's unbelievable.

2171
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:26,340
Let me just get my beer there and we can get cracking with this.

2172
01:39:26,340 --> 01:39:27,340
It's only 26 minutes long.

2173
01:39:27,340 --> 01:39:29,340
It's only 20 to one.

2174
01:39:29,340 --> 01:39:30,340
Don't tune out now.

2175
01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:32,340
You're about to miss the greatest games.

2176
01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,720
It's called Greatest Games episode.

2177
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:35,560
Your loss.

2178
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:36,560
Your loss.

2179
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:39,180
Your loss if you miss this.

2180
01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:41,180
Game Boy.

2181
01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,180
Want to be a woman?

2182
01:39:43,180 --> 01:39:45,180
Game Boy.

2183
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,020
Game Boy.

2184
01:39:48,020 --> 01:39:49,640
Handheld consoles.

2185
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:51,640
What's that one this week?

2186
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,020
The handheld consoles.

2187
01:39:53,020 --> 01:39:55,640
Starting with Nintendo's Game Boy.

2188
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:56,140
Game Boy.

2189
01:39:59,140 --> 01:39:59,640
Yes.

2190
01:40:04,100 --> 01:40:04,940
Handheld.

2191
01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:13,640
Here we go.

2192
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,180
I am wearing a cup.

2193
01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,100
Thank you very much.

2194
01:40:17,180 --> 01:40:19,480
Can you wish me luck in the driving theory test tomorrow?

2195
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:21,480
I would, but you don't need it.

2196
01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,640
You don't need it.

2197
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:23,480
Why?

2198
01:40:23,480 --> 01:40:25,100
'Cause it's in the bag.

2199
01:40:25,100 --> 01:40:26,440
Wanna be a woman?

2200
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:27,560
We've got a great...

2201
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:30,560
Well, now you can with the driver theory test.

2202
01:40:30,560 --> 01:40:32,560
Your local town.

2203
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:42,060
But what I would do, instead of wishing you a piece of luck, which any Tom, Dick, or Harry can, what I would say is, go and take the...

2204
01:40:42,060 --> 01:40:44,060
When you do the theory test, that's all well and good.

2205
01:40:44,060 --> 01:40:52,060
When you go and take the driving test, go to one of the towns where it's got the highest pass percentage rate.

2206
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:55,520
Which, if I'm not mistaken, is Castle Bar.

2207
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,520
Yeah?

2208
01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:00,520
Why don't you go there and take the test?

2209
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:01,520
You'll pass.

2210
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:04,520
I mean, that was ten years ago when I heard that news.

2211
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:05,980
Could've changed since then.

2212
01:41:05,980 --> 01:41:07,980
Could've changed since then.

2213
01:41:07,980 --> 01:41:08,980
Could've changed since then.

2214
01:41:08,980 --> 01:41:10,440
Game Boy.

2215
01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:11,440
Game Boy.

2216
01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:18,440
If you fail us, well, you can go down to the store and buy yourself a handheld console.

2217
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:21,440
Like Nintendo's Game Boy.

2218
01:41:21,440 --> 01:41:24,900
And remember, if you're a young adult, buy Pro One.

2219
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:28,860
The software choice for all young adults.

2220
01:41:29,900 --> 01:41:30,940
Let's have a little look.

2221
01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:31,900
Here at SoftSource.

2222
01:41:31,900 --> 01:41:34,180
Publishers of Pro One Software.

2223
01:41:34,740 --> 01:41:36,740
Educational software for young adults.

2224
01:41:40,900 --> 01:41:44,780
And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite.

2225
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:46,600
What?

2226
01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:49,300
Look at the strut, the power strut on Shafé.

2227
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:50,280
We haven't even got going.

2228
01:41:50,360 --> 01:42:00,920
But Upside, I thought that was a God, an evangelical God-based software app you could put on your computer to learn more about the Bible.

2229
01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:02,200
Turns out it's not.

2230
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:04,220
It's for high-powered business elites.

2231
01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:06,560
Upside.com.

2232
01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:12,000
And while we're here, we might as well go and see if we can get into Upside.com.

2233
01:42:13,380 --> 01:42:19,940
Don't go forgetting the title, Upside.com, and accidentally writing Backside.com.

2234
01:42:20,500 --> 01:42:25,020
You might end up on an arse site, an ass site.

2235
01:42:25,560 --> 01:42:28,520
One of the top ass sites on the web.

2236
01:42:29,760 --> 01:42:32,040
And now we've gone to Upside Travel.

2237
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:33,040
Why Upside?

2238
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:33,680
Solutions.

2239
01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:34,660
Resources.

2240
01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:47,000
Whether you need a flight, hotel, or rental car, Upside's easy-to-use platform and export travel support make booking and managing business travel a breeze.

2241
01:42:47,220 --> 01:42:51,040
Oh, did we mention that we don't charge a single fee?

2242
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:54,160
Up with me next to discuss this.

2243
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,840
It's not even Upside anymore.

2244
01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:59,520
It's just a business travel website without the turbulence.

2245
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:00,700
It looks rubbish.

2246
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:04,440
It doesn't look like Skyscanner or Expedia or any of that stuff.

2247
01:43:05,140 --> 01:43:06,200
Booking.com.

2248
01:43:06,340 --> 01:43:09,640
It looks like it could be a scam site.

2249
01:43:10,500 --> 01:43:19,640
We need some scam site music because we had some back in the day for Stream Upgrade, that big scam where you get a click farm.

2250
01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:21,800
She's happy with it.

2251
01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:24,500
I manage a team of folks who are on the road constantly.

2252
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:25,140
What a liar.

2253
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:30,120
I had a chance to use your app on my flight back and saw how, what, back from where?

2254
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:30,680
It doesn't even say.

2255
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:32,140
Simple, effective, and rewarding.

2256
01:43:32,440 --> 01:43:33,500
Business travel is always hectic.

2257
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:37,820
Upside takes the pace with the speed which you're changing these people.

2258
01:43:38,620 --> 01:43:41,140
And they're quotes, quotes.

2259
01:43:42,240 --> 01:43:43,600
Did they really say this stuff?

2260
01:43:44,100 --> 01:43:46,840
For all we know, these people are shutterstock images.

2261
01:43:46,980 --> 01:43:49,600
That fellow was shot there outside Grogan's.

2262
01:43:50,580 --> 01:43:53,500
The buildings looked like there was old buildings outside Grogan's.

2263
01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:55,800
Back to Shafé anyway.

2264
01:43:56,600 --> 01:43:58,880
This magazine for the technology elite.

2265
01:44:04,220 --> 01:44:06,260
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2266
01:44:06,380 --> 01:44:07,340
I'm Stuart Shafé.

2267
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:10,760
Well, you know by now what a computer game is going to look like, right?

2268
01:44:10,860 --> 01:44:14,360
The genre, the style of computer games has sort of been established.

2269
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:20,580
But just a minute, there actually is a new game coming out that has a totally different look from any game you've seen before.

2270
01:44:20,580 --> 01:44:21,300
Watch it.

2271
01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:23,480
Your baby Mark, which is the Neverhood.

2272
01:44:23,580 --> 01:44:24,880
And the reason it's so different is...

2273
01:44:24,880 --> 01:44:28,260
This is Mark, who has made the Neverhood.

2274
01:44:29,080 --> 01:44:33,100
You guys didn't use traditional computer animation, but claymation, right?

2275
01:44:33,340 --> 01:44:34,840
Tell us why you decided to do that.

2276
01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:37,280
Thanks very much for the tip.

2277
01:44:37,860 --> 01:44:38,460
Ante!

2278
01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:43,540
And now we've Mark with the Neverhood, which is a claymation game.

2279
01:44:44,420 --> 01:44:46,720
Computer generated images are against our religion.

2280
01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:48,500
Really?

2281
01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:53,020
I've never heard of a religion that poo-poos compute CGI.

2282
01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:54,620
Mark.

2283
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,560
Unless that was some kind of little joke, Mark, was it?

2284
01:45:02,000 --> 01:45:03,360
Is that what you're into, Mark?

2285
01:45:03,440 --> 01:45:03,640
Is it?

2286
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:06,140
Making little jokes about the game.

2287
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:13,260
I've got a little joke for you, Mark.

2288
01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:17,860
Why did the chicken cross the road?

2289
01:45:17,860 --> 01:45:17,860
Why did the chicken cross the road?

2290
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:21,280
He didn't.

2291
01:45:24,860 --> 01:45:26,240
Because your fairy got to it.

2292
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:28,400
That there?

2293
01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:32,440
We chose to do it in claymation religion.

2294
01:45:32,440 --> 01:45:33,160
Yes.

2295
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:42,100
We chose to do our game in clay just so it would have that warmth and friendliness of being a real environment with real objects in it.

2296
01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:43,220
But what did it take to do that?

2297
01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:46,920
I mean, imagine that's harder than doing traditional computer animation in terms of labor.

2298
01:45:47,580 --> 01:45:50,660
It is, because the sets have to really be built and sculpted.

2299
01:45:50,660 --> 01:45:53,000
You would have to go to the labor court.

2300
01:45:54,620 --> 01:46:00,740
The puppets have to be constructed and fabricated out of steel armatures and latex.

2301
01:46:00,740 --> 01:46:02,940
How much clay does it take to do this?

2302
01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:06,020
We used about three or three and a half tons of clay.

2303
01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:06,560
Wow.

2304
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:07,220
Wow.

2305
01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:10,640
And that's a fake little shake of the head there.

2306
01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:12,540
The fake shake, look, from the news of the world.

2307
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:12,980
Watch this.

2308
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,760
It's about three or three and a half tons of clay.

2309
01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:17,340
Wow.

2310
01:46:17,580 --> 01:46:19,080
Pregnant pause after the wow.

2311
01:46:19,280 --> 01:46:20,780
And then look at the little shake of the head here.

2312
01:46:22,260 --> 01:46:23,180
And the other...

2313
01:46:23,180 --> 01:46:23,780
Look at that.

2314
01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,260
Like butter wouldn't melt you.

2315
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:29,340
Wouldn't melt you either.

2316
01:46:29,340 --> 01:46:30,340
Look at...

2317
01:46:30,340 --> 01:46:49,120
Nope.

2318
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:53,300
Fucking play, man.

2319
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:57,040
We used about three or three and a half tons of clay.

2320
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:57,580
Wow.

2321
01:46:58,140 --> 01:47:00,360
And the other thing I like about the game is the music.

2322
01:47:00,520 --> 01:47:02,920
Again, you don't have typical computer music in this either, do you?

2323
01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:03,740
No.

2324
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:07,820
We have real bouncy, friendly Dixieland jazz.

2325
01:47:07,860 --> 01:47:08,740
It's all acoustic music.

2326
01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:09,100
Yeah.

2327
01:47:09,220 --> 01:47:13,600
We had our musician friend Terry Taylor record...

2328
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:16,020
Compose and record live.

2329
01:47:16,780 --> 01:47:19,900
And there's no MIDI sequencing or drum machines or synthesizer.

2330
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:21,400
Let's go see what the game looks like.

2331
01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:23,020
You know, this is where the game actually begins, Mark.

2332
01:47:23,020 --> 01:47:25,760
This is where the fun gets underway here.

2333
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:28,740
We got a sneaky little game for the PC.

2334
01:47:28,940 --> 01:47:31,320
And Mark's going to show us it's Neverland.

2335
01:47:31,480 --> 01:47:35,440
This is a 1996 computer claymation game,

2336
01:47:35,440 --> 01:47:37,980
which has used over three tons of clay.

2337
01:47:38,860 --> 01:47:39,180
Yes.

2338
01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:40,120
I think I'm getting there.

2339
01:47:40,220 --> 01:47:42,780
I think I'm getting that received pronunciation.

2340
01:47:43,480 --> 01:47:45,100
And I love the situation.

2341
01:47:45,240 --> 01:47:47,020
I really want to go full stew one day.

2342
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:51,360
And go for the hair as well and the shirt.

2343
01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:52,840
It's going to happen.

2344
01:47:53,240 --> 01:47:55,040
So that's me, the clayman?

2345
01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,080
This is clayman.

2346
01:47:57,460 --> 01:48:01,020
As you begin the game, this is when clayman is a newborn.

2347
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:02,520
He just wakes up in this room.

2348
01:48:03,500 --> 01:48:06,700
And you don't know who he is and he doesn't know who he is.

2349
01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,320
And the whole interface is just that mouse pointer, right?

2350
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:09,540
Right.

2351
01:48:09,540 --> 01:48:09,960
There's nothing else to do.

2352
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:13,500
You just click on things and clayman does what you asked him to.

2353
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:15,640
So obviously I'm trying to get out of this room here.

2354
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:15,920
Yeah.

2355
01:48:16,060 --> 01:48:16,680
And I just solved that problem.

2356
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,500
I just pulled this little lever three times.

2357
01:48:18,560 --> 01:48:20,360
So I'm trying to get out of the room here.

2358
01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:22,640
I just solved that little problem.

2359
01:48:24,260 --> 01:48:25,560
Just that mouse pointer, right?

2360
01:48:25,580 --> 01:48:26,780
There's nothing else to do.

2361
01:48:27,020 --> 01:48:27,660
You've got...

2362
01:48:27,660 --> 01:48:31,160
It really makes it sound shit to Stewie.

2363
01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:33,560
So it really is just that mouse pointer.

2364
01:48:34,040 --> 01:48:35,680
There's nothing else to do.

2365
01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:37,140
It begins, Mark.

2366
01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:37,780
Yes.

2367
01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:39,760
So that's me, the clayman.

2368
01:48:39,860 --> 01:48:40,680
This is clayman.

2369
01:48:40,820 --> 01:48:41,800
I am the clayman.

2370
01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:47,420
That's what I usually say when I'm overwhelmed by the claymation game.

2371
01:48:48,000 --> 01:48:50,420
When I get home, I am the clayman.

2372
01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:53,340
I am the eggman.

2373
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,860
I am the clayman.

2374
01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:57,340
Three tons of clay.

2375
01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:01,500
To begin the game, this is when Clayman is a newborn.

2376
01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,080
He just wakes up in this room.

2377
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:07,300
Sorry there, before we go on, someone's asking, what am I drinking?

2378
01:49:07,500 --> 01:49:14,360
It's that Italian shite that you can get in the supermarkets now with a picture of an Italian man on it like that.

2379
01:49:18,760 --> 01:49:20,060
Ah, fucking neck.

2380
01:49:20,060 --> 01:49:25,160
It's probably not even drank in Italy.

2381
01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:29,200
I seen the advert on telly the other day and it's one of those Dalmio.

2382
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:35,860
It's not as heavy handed as the Dalmio lays it on thick with the racism.

2383
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:40,620
Not racism, but just, you know, the fucking stereotype tropes.

2384
01:49:41,340 --> 01:49:44,040
But it's a family in the Mezzagiorno.

2385
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:45,460
They're eating dinner.

2386
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:47,600
The dad isn't down for dinner.

2387
01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:49,640
Probably not the Mezzagiorno because he's a businessman.

2388
01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:54,160
So then they're like, oh, send him a fucking beer of Moretti there on the washing line.

2389
01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:54,740
Fuck.

2390
01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:56,980
And he gets it and then he comes down for dinner.

2391
01:49:57,260 --> 01:49:58,360
So he must be an alcoholic.

2392
01:49:59,060 --> 01:50:03,140
But I'll try and find it here for you before we move on just to show you what we're dealing with.

2393
01:50:03,260 --> 01:50:04,780
It's not, that's alright.

2394
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:06,780
Like, it's not fucking amazing or anything like that.

2395
01:50:06,860 --> 01:50:08,280
It's fucking sound like.

2396
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:13,240
Do they even bother with that drink in Italy?

2397
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:13,960
I'm not sure.

2398
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:19,180
Here we go.

2399
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,440
This is the one I had this summer.

2400
01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:25,240
And now it's time for the beer of Moretti Summer Campaign 2019.

2401
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:29,500
Now it's a beer from Italy which is first premiered.

2402
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:31,180
It's made by Heineken.

2403
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,500
Sorry about that.

2404
01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:35,060
Blown your ears out there with that.

2405
01:50:36,240 --> 01:50:36,740
Look at this.

2406
01:50:36,740 --> 01:50:42,960
Look at this.

2407
01:50:43,940 --> 01:50:46,080
Does this, does this happen in Italy, does it?

2408
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:55,060
They've got rid of the fucking advert.

2409
01:50:55,220 --> 01:50:56,580
They've put these little graphics on.

2410
01:50:56,740 --> 01:50:59,060
But in the full advert I saw,

2411
01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:04,060
the family send over the beer on the fucking washing line.

2412
01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:06,320
Trash.

2413
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:08,160
Someone called Phil Mitchell has said,

2414
01:51:08,420 --> 01:51:09,140
Trash.

2415
01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:10,740
If you reply,

2416
01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:13,600
Tastes like human centipede.

2417
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:14,840
So that's anyway.

2418
01:51:14,840 --> 01:51:18,800
I wanted people to also see the advert and see how cack it was.

2419
01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,720
I can't show the full thing because it's not here.

2420
01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:25,940
But I also didn't want to be running the risk of being seen as someone promoting the beer itself.

2421
01:51:26,420 --> 01:51:28,060
So now you can see this anyway.

2422
01:51:28,300 --> 01:51:30,480
I've told you it's fucking passable.

2423
01:51:30,900 --> 01:51:32,220
And then I've shown you this.

2424
01:51:32,220 --> 01:51:33,360
Phil Mitchell says,

2425
01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:34,220
Trash.

2426
01:51:35,220 --> 01:51:36,540
And Hungry Horse there.

2427
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:37,860
Don't know if you can see that.

2428
01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:38,820
Says,

2429
01:51:38,960 --> 01:51:43,180
It tastes like human centipede.

2430
01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:43,360
Which,

2431
01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:44,100
as you know,

2432
01:51:44,180 --> 01:51:49,960
is the movie about a load of people who are eating each of his arses.

2433
01:51:50,320 --> 01:51:52,520
So it tastes like a load of arses.

2434
01:51:53,720 --> 01:52:00,580
But we'll get on anyway with Stuart Shaffey here because he's going to be showing us a Game Boy at the moment.

2435
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:02,660
It's not a Game Boy.

2436
01:52:02,740 --> 01:52:04,800
It's a claymation game with a red rooster.

2437
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,500
The whole interface is just that mouse pointer, right?

2438
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:11,460
So LMAO has just come out with another name,

2439
01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:15,520
an alternative title for a human centipede just called Rim World.

2440
01:52:16,520 --> 01:52:17,640
Terry Pratchers.

2441
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:19,280
Terry Arsehat.

2442
01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:20,660
Terry.

2443
01:52:22,140 --> 01:52:23,060
Terry Hatchett.

2444
01:52:23,060 --> 01:52:23,440
Terry.

2445
01:52:23,580 --> 01:52:24,380
Terry Hatcher.

2446
01:52:26,900 --> 01:52:27,700
Eh, fuck it.

2447
01:52:27,700 --> 01:52:31,800
You just click on things and Klayman does what you asked him to.

2448
01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:33,900
So obviously I'm trying to get out of this room here.

2449
01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:38,540
Yeah, I've just pulled this little lever three times, which is enough to break down the door.

2450
01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:41,620
Now that animation is really, really delightful.

2451
01:52:41,780 --> 01:52:43,100
It's such a cute looking...

2452
01:52:43,100 --> 01:52:44,300
Shut up!

2453
01:52:45,380 --> 01:52:47,220
Such a cute looking...

2454
01:52:47,220 --> 01:52:50,060
It's a bit of a fucking Shafi curveball there.

2455
01:52:50,740 --> 01:52:52,580
It's a bit of a curveball of Shafi.

2456
01:52:52,580 --> 01:52:56,380
This little lever three times, which is enough to break down the door.

2457
01:52:57,220 --> 01:52:59,440
Now that animation is really, really delightful.

2458
01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:01,320
It's such a cute looking...

2459
01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:02,740
Alright, so we're in our second room here.

2460
01:53:02,780 --> 01:53:04,300
It's a cute looking watch, you.

2461
01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:06,400
You didn't finish the fucking sentence.

2462
01:53:07,140 --> 01:53:09,020
Was he going to say it's a cute looking rooster?

2463
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:10,200
Here and now...

2464
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:11,260
Really, really delightful.

2465
01:53:11,420 --> 01:53:13,180
It's such a cute looking...

2466
01:53:13,180 --> 01:53:15,540
Alright, so we're in our second room here.

2467
01:53:15,700 --> 01:53:17,500
And now I've got to figure out how to get out of this room.

2468
01:53:17,780 --> 01:53:18,100
Yes.

2469
01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:21,040
Now this is a really dangerous looking thing right underneath there.

2470
01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:21,760
If I jump...

2471
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:22,720
Can you die in this game?

2472
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:24,240
You can't die.

2473
01:53:24,940 --> 01:53:25,820
Looks like it.

2474
01:53:26,140 --> 01:53:27,880
But you're okay.

2475
01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:29,440
You just sort of pop...

2476
01:53:29,440 --> 01:53:30,080
Well, just clay.

2477
01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:30,580
What the heck.

2478
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:32,020
Yeah, well what you're doing is just...

2479
01:53:32,020 --> 01:53:32,300
What?

2480
01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:33,480
It's just clay.

2481
01:53:33,820 --> 01:53:34,780
What the heck?

2482
01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:35,140
Huh?

2483
01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:36,160
Question mark.

2484
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:40,180
Building up a body of experience that you'll use later on in the game.

2485
01:53:40,300 --> 01:53:42,280
Now, so I've got to figure out how to get out that next door?

2486
01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:43,340
Right.

2487
01:53:43,600 --> 01:53:45,800
Well, I would press the red button as I'm first testing.

2488
01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:47,260
Alright, let's click the red button.

2489
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:48,580
So I just...

2490
01:53:48,580 --> 01:53:49,960
So again, the interface is just click on the button.

2491
01:53:50,020 --> 01:53:50,820
He'll come over and do it.

2492
01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:51,180
Right.

2493
01:53:53,180 --> 01:53:54,180
Not the solution.

2494
01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:55,000
Yes.

2495
01:53:56,240 --> 01:53:59,820
The boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches him and it's not the solution.

2496
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,480
Silver Pixie 5.

2497
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:03,900
Sorry there.

2498
01:54:03,980 --> 01:54:07,400
I had an air bubble in my throat there when I was talking.

2499
01:54:07,700 --> 01:54:10,100
It changed the sound of the voice.

2500
01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:14,460
Very weird when that happens.

2501
01:54:14,560 --> 01:54:15,800
Usually not the obvious one.

2502
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:17,400
How about the rings hanging from the ceiling?

2503
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:19,920
Let's click on one and find out what happens.

2504
01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:20,840
So just click on the ring.

2505
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:21,800
He'll jump up and pull it.

2506
01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:23,860
Nothing.

2507
01:54:24,780 --> 01:54:26,060
How about that one that's sort of teasing?

2508
01:54:26,780 --> 01:54:27,180
Nothing.

2509
01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:29,520
It's hanging a little bit lower than the rest of the...

2510
01:54:29,520 --> 01:54:29,920
Teasing.

2511
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:31,040
It's just a tease.

2512
01:54:31,140 --> 01:54:32,520
It's a tease hoop there.

2513
01:54:32,620 --> 01:54:34,640
It's a delightful little chap here.

2514
01:54:34,780 --> 01:54:35,920
It's so fucking...

2515
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:37,560
So cute little guy.

2516
01:54:37,560 --> 01:54:38,480
Gamers think, right?

2517
01:54:39,220 --> 01:54:39,760
Is it right?

2518
01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:42,320
Opens the door.

2519
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:45,460
Now I'll click the door to exit.

2520
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,060
Not so easy.

2521
01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:48,780
Not so easy.

2522
01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:52,080
And we've got a little situation here which I like.

2523
01:54:52,160 --> 01:54:54,920
It's when Stuart Shafey is looking at a video game.

2524
01:54:54,980 --> 01:54:58,180
He's not a gamer himself but he has to feign interest in the game.

2525
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:00,480
So he gives this kind of little running commentary.

2526
01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:07,320
And the other fella who's playing the game sometimes doesn't really reciprocate in terms of enthusiasm.

2527
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:11,340
So you get a moment where Stuart says something and the other fella says,

2528
01:55:11,340 --> 01:55:12,140
Right.

2529
01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:13,260
Okay.

2530
01:55:13,820 --> 01:55:13,980
Alright.

2531
01:55:14,060 --> 01:55:14,520
So I gotta...

2532
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:17,340
Hanging a little bit lower than the rest of the...

2533
01:55:17,340 --> 01:55:17,660
Alright.

2534
01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:20,060
That's what you gamers think, right?

2535
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:21,520
Pretty sharp.

2536
01:55:22,220 --> 01:55:24,160
That's what you gamers think, right?

2537
01:55:25,140 --> 01:55:26,100
Pretty sharp.

2538
01:55:27,140 --> 01:55:27,660
Alright.

2539
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,460
How about that one that's sort of teasing me that's hanging a little bit lower than the rest of...

2540
01:55:32,460 --> 01:55:32,800
Alright.

2541
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:35,180
That's what you gamers think, right?

2542
01:55:35,900 --> 01:55:36,700
Pretty sharp.

2543
01:55:37,980 --> 01:55:40,880
Was that a dig at Stuart when he said pretty sharp?

2544
01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:42,940
Was that like he was going...

2545
01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:43,980
Because Stuart gave...

2546
01:55:43,980 --> 01:55:49,220
Leveled an accusation of diggage at your man by saying that's what you gamers think.

2547
01:55:49,900 --> 01:55:50,820
You gamers.

2548
01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:53,300
It's a bit of a fucking slur, Stu.

2549
01:55:53,840 --> 01:56:00,240
And your man then tries to smack back at Stuart with pretty sharp, Stu.

2550
01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:03,260
That's what you gamers think, right?

2551
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:04,780
Pretty sharp.

2552
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:06,360
Ooh.

2553
01:56:06,360 --> 01:56:07,080
Opens the door.

2554
01:56:08,820 --> 01:56:10,240
Now I'll click the door to exit.

2555
01:56:10,780 --> 01:56:11,820
Not so easy.

2556
01:56:12,380 --> 01:56:12,540
Alright.

2557
01:56:12,620 --> 01:56:13,640
So I gotta do something...

2558
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:15,040
Not so easy.

2559
01:56:15,180 --> 01:56:16,220
With that Venus flytrap.

2560
01:56:16,300 --> 01:56:17,440
I'll give away the solution.

2561
01:56:17,500 --> 01:56:18,540
Venus flytrap.

2562
01:56:18,720 --> 01:56:20,500
We got a Venus flytrap.

2563
01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:28,140
We got a claymation flytrap which took over three tons of clay.

2564
01:56:28,140 --> 01:56:31,540
And a handheld claymation game...

2565
01:56:31,540 --> 01:56:32,520
Gameboy.

2566
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:36,140
Handheld claymation flytrap.

2567
01:56:36,780 --> 01:56:37,780
Help me out of room, too.

2568
01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:42,860
Push the Venus flytrap in underneath that teaser ring.

2569
01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:44,800
A teaser ring.

2570
01:56:45,100 --> 01:56:49,160
We got a claytastic claymation Gameboy.

2571
01:56:49,500 --> 01:56:56,940
And what Mark showed us during the game is that you could push that three-ton flytrap under the teaser ring.

2572
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,540
That's what you gamers think, right?

2573
01:57:00,140 --> 01:57:01,160
Pretty sharp.

2574
01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:05,180
And when you pull it down, he'll hold it for you.

2575
01:57:06,660 --> 01:57:10,980
So when I pull the same ring, Venus guy helps me, and now I get out into the...

2576
01:57:10,980 --> 01:57:11,960
Venus guy.

2577
01:57:12,500 --> 01:57:15,800
So this is, in this sense, it's sort of your typical kind of adventure game.

2578
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:18,480
I do have puzzles to solve, rooms to go to.

2579
01:57:19,040 --> 01:57:20,500
But what's sort of the object of the game?

2580
01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:21,620
What am I trying to do as claymation?

2581
01:57:21,800 --> 01:57:26,040
Well, the game exists on several levels.

2582
01:57:26,820 --> 01:57:29,260
It's like he forgot about what the fucking thing was.

2583
01:57:29,620 --> 01:57:31,860
Maybe he was transfixed and...

2584
01:57:31,860 --> 01:57:37,240
Maybe he was having like an existential meltdown there, having played that little bit of the game he had created.

2585
01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:44,380
And then when he was playing it with Stuart, Stuart had made him realize the...

2586
01:57:44,380 --> 01:57:45,700
What would you call it?

2587
01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:48,600
The futility of the whole piece.

2588
01:57:49,300 --> 01:57:50,480
Let's have a little look at that again.

2589
01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:51,820
...to go to.

2590
01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:54,380
In this sense, it's sort of your typical kind of adventure game.

2591
01:57:54,420 --> 01:57:57,040
I do have puzzles to solve, rooms to go to.

2592
01:57:57,620 --> 01:57:59,060
But what's sort of the object of the game?

2593
01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:00,180
What am I trying to do as claymation?

2594
01:58:00,340 --> 01:58:02,740
Well, the game...

2595
01:58:02,740 --> 01:58:06,640
You got me, Stu.

2596
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,640
Well, the game...

2597
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:12,540
You know, I really don't know, Stu.

2598
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:14,080
I really don't know.

2599
01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:24,260
Okay, thank you very much for The Neverhood.

2600
01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:27,640
That's going to be available on PC and Mac.

2601
01:58:27,780 --> 01:58:28,940
It exists on several levels.

2602
01:58:29,060 --> 01:58:30,260
It's accessible to...

2603
01:58:30,260 --> 01:58:31,640
...all rooms to go to.

2604
01:58:32,200 --> 01:58:33,660
But what's sort of the object of the game?

2605
01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:34,760
What am I trying to do as claymation?

2606
01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:37,360
Well, the game...

2607
01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,160
It exists on several levels.

2608
01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:40,380
It's accessible to anyone.

2609
01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:42,940
Even a small child could just explore the world.

2610
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:46,580
They're always going on about fucking small childs.

2611
01:58:47,880 --> 01:58:48,660
No one's in...

2612
01:58:48,660 --> 01:58:50,540
Kids aren't interested in this crack.

2613
01:58:50,780 --> 01:58:52,920
You know, Fisher Price, they make the kid stuff.

2614
01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:54,200
This is all...

2615
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:54,940
This is rubbish.

2616
01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:56,740
Even an adult shouldn't be into this.

2617
01:58:57,080 --> 01:58:58,060
Claymation, it's like...

2618
01:58:58,060 --> 01:58:58,820
It's like Pingu.

2619
01:59:01,140 --> 01:59:04,540
And not try to solve any of the puzzles or fulfill the ultimate quest.

2620
01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:10,500
But for the serious gamer, you can skip the lighthearted entertainment part of it and just go straight for the puzzles.

2621
01:59:10,760 --> 01:59:10,960
Yeah.

2622
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:12,720
Well, I'm going to go play this game.

2623
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:13,540
Thank you very much, Mark.

2624
01:59:13,540 --> 01:59:14,280
No, you're not.

2625
01:59:14,500 --> 01:59:16,360
You're not going to go play the game, Stu.

2626
01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:19,840
You're going to get on with the show that you present so well.

2627
01:59:20,180 --> 01:59:21,580
All right.

2628
01:59:21,580 --> 01:59:23,240
Well, how do you design a good game?

2629
01:59:23,240 --> 01:59:27,400
Well, if it's a kid's game, the answer is with a lot of research and testing up front.

2630
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:30,980
We visited the learning company to find out how they prepare for...

2631
01:59:30,980 --> 01:59:31,940
Learning computer.

2632
01:59:31,940 --> 01:59:33,220
A learning company.

2633
01:59:33,220 --> 01:59:35,600
My company is a neural net company.

2634
01:59:35,840 --> 01:59:36,580
A PLC.

2635
01:59:36,780 --> 01:59:37,840
A learning computer.

2636
01:59:38,780 --> 01:59:40,840
It's a lovely scenario there.

2637
01:59:40,960 --> 01:59:42,200
The release of a new game.

2638
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:51,860
If you need to feel humble, just watch a child testing a piece of software and compare that to your last frustrating moment at the keyboard.

2639
01:59:52,220 --> 01:59:54,620
It almost looks like a pleasant experience.

2640
01:59:55,300 --> 02:00:02,960
The learning company of Fremont, California, depends heavily on these junior users to design and refine their children's educational games.

2641
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:08,960
The company built a test lab with cameras and one-way mirrors to record every frown or smile...

2642
02:00:10,040 --> 02:00:12,740
Strange, strange situation.

2643
02:00:14,020 --> 02:00:14,960
Game design...

2644
02:00:14,960 --> 02:00:20,520
...is that kids who have fun learning spend more time doing it, are more interested in what they're doing...

2645
02:00:20,520 --> 02:00:20,740
Nah.

2646
02:00:21,140 --> 02:00:21,540
Nah.

2647
02:00:21,660 --> 02:00:22,360
Sorry, it's strange.

2648
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:23,200
That's strange.

2649
02:00:23,340 --> 02:00:26,860
What you're doing there with the fucking mirrors and all that, it's weird, man.

2650
02:00:27,460 --> 02:00:28,020
Go back.

2651
02:00:39,160 --> 02:00:46,160
Action games have come a long way from the early Apple II and Atari days, but in the era of Doom and Quake, what's left to do?

2652
02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:50,280
Well, just wait and see what a trio of Canadian doctors has come up with.

2653
02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:53,800
Listen, you're one of the doctors, Dr. Greg Zestcher. Can I call you Greg, Doc?

2654
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:54,520
Oh, please do.

2655
02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:55,240
I'm pretty in trouble.

2656
02:00:55,240 --> 02:00:57,240
We're in the computer world now. I'm not in your office.

2657
02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:58,580
My white coat's all long gone.

2658
02:00:58,840 --> 02:00:59,160
All right.

2659
02:00:59,880 --> 02:01:00,340
How did...

2660
02:01:00,340 --> 02:01:03,700
Stuart wasn't entertaining the little quip there about the white coat.

2661
02:01:04,380 --> 02:01:05,340
Check out the...

2662
02:01:05,340 --> 02:01:06,740
...world now. I'm not in your office.

2663
02:01:06,800 --> 02:01:08,080
My white coat's all long gone.

2664
02:01:08,660 --> 02:01:12,840
See how he stopped laughing before he'd stopped finishing the sentence there? He'd finished...

2665
02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:17,520
Yeah, he was still going on about the joke, about the white coat, but Stuart was done.

2666
02:01:18,200 --> 02:01:19,320
Please do. I'm pretty in trouble.

2667
02:01:19,320 --> 02:01:21,340
We're in the computer world now. I'm not in your office.

2668
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:22,680
My white coat's all long gone.

2669
02:01:22,940 --> 02:01:23,220
All right.

2670
02:01:23,700 --> 02:01:26,480
Stuart just wanted to get things moved along.

2671
02:01:27,220 --> 02:01:28,880
How did a bunch of doctors...

2672
02:01:28,880 --> 02:01:32,120
How did you have time and an interest get involved in writing action computer games?

2673
02:01:32,320 --> 02:01:36,820
We've been game enthusiasts for many years, since we were young kids playing Pong all the way through medical school.

2674
02:01:37,000 --> 02:01:42,340
And while we were in medical school, we actually started developing medical applications for teaching difficult concepts for use of the university.

2675
02:01:43,140 --> 02:01:46,920
And as we did that, sort of branched out, we sort of accumulated more technology.

2676
02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:51,080
And before we knew it, we felt we could pursue one of our passions, which was making games.

2677
02:01:51,360 --> 02:01:53,940
And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it.

2678
02:01:53,940 --> 02:01:55,100
All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton.

2679
02:01:55,100 --> 02:01:56,200
Lovely, lovely cutoff.

2680
02:01:56,260 --> 02:02:00,100
...making games. And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it.

2681
02:02:00,100 --> 02:02:01,420
All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton.

2682
02:02:01,500 --> 02:02:03,320
Still talking. Your man was still talking.

2683
02:02:04,340 --> 02:02:08,180
...which was making games. And so it just kind of happened, I guess, is the best way to describe it.

2684
02:02:08,180 --> 02:02:09,440
All right. So you guys are up there in Edmonton.

2685
02:02:09,780 --> 02:02:16,480
And there is an Edmonton in Canada, which some people say Deadmonton, because there's not much going on.

2686
02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:20,300
...and come up with this game, Shattered Steel. What's kind of new and different about the game?

2687
02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:24,780
It's a little different than the standard games that fit specifically into one category.

2688
02:02:25,040 --> 02:02:30,080
It more walks the line between the action category with the first-person shooters and the big robot.

2689
02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:32,440
So this is kind of mech warrior meets doom, right?

2690
02:02:32,780 --> 02:02:34,080
Mech warrior meets doom.

2691
02:02:34,080 --> 02:02:35,940
It's a bit of X-Wing and TIE Fighter mixed in.

2692
02:02:36,080 --> 02:02:39,000
It takes a lot of our favorite aspects of games and puts them together.

2693
02:02:39,120 --> 02:02:42,060
All right. Let's take a look at a little bit of Shattered Steel and show me how you play this.

2694
02:02:42,060 --> 02:02:43,460
Okay. Right now I'm in the army now.

2695
02:02:43,460 --> 02:02:46,120
Shattered Steel. Let's take a look at some Shattered Steel.

2696
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:52,240
Blend some mech warrior moments in it as well as Game Boy moments, too.

2697
02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:57,920
See what he says. Look at Stewart's little smile here when he goes on about mech warrior.

2698
02:02:58,340 --> 02:03:00,560
As if he's into mech warrior stuff.

2699
02:03:00,620 --> 02:03:02,660
What kind of mech warrior meets doom, right?

2700
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:08,140
He's chancing his arm there as Stu when he says that.

2701
02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:11,280
He's chancing his arm and even he realizes it.

2702
02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:16,280
He starts smiling after he says it because he knows that he doesn't know.

2703
02:03:16,820 --> 02:03:18,940
But he's fucking being told it.

2704
02:03:18,980 --> 02:03:20,480
He's being told the information.

2705
02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:22,760
Something along those ocean shooters and the big robot.

2706
02:03:22,840 --> 02:03:25,120
So this is kind of mech warrior meets doom, right?

2707
02:03:25,500 --> 02:03:26,600
Something along those lines.

2708
02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:28,620
A bit of X-Wing and TIE Fighter mixed in.

2709
02:03:28,760 --> 02:03:31,680
It takes a lot of our favorite aspects of games and puts them together.

2710
02:03:31,780 --> 02:03:34,760
Let's take a look at a little bit of Shattered Steel and show me how you play this.

2711
02:03:34,940 --> 02:03:36,820
Okay, right now I'm in the arming bay here.

2712
02:03:36,900 --> 02:03:38,020
I've got my warthog here.

2713
02:03:38,100 --> 02:03:40,280
I can sort of flip through a couple of different robots.

2714
02:03:40,480 --> 02:03:42,400
I'm on a difficult mission, so I've got to put on my...

2715
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:43,960
Okay, now where are we? Set the scene in a second.

2716
02:03:44,220 --> 02:03:46,360
This is the 22nd century.

2717
02:03:46,680 --> 02:03:48,800
You're a mercenary who flies around in a drop ship.

2718
02:03:49,040 --> 02:03:49,240
Okay.

2719
02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:50,020
Wow.

2720
02:03:50,140 --> 02:03:54,280
And your mission is to clear out a planet from various enemies that have taken over.

2721
02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:55,560
All right, so I'm picking my robot.

2722
02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:57,260
Yeah, I'm sticking on my weapons right now.

2723
02:03:57,660 --> 02:04:00,660
I'm putting on some 70mm cannon.

2724
02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:02,660
I'll put on some infrared missiles.

2725
02:04:02,860 --> 02:04:05,720
I know I'm in a bit of trouble here, so...

2726
02:04:05,720 --> 02:04:06,720
And we'll go over to my...

2727
02:04:06,720 --> 02:04:08,140
You're in a bit of trouble there.

2728
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:11,560
You want to hurry up with the 70mm cannon.

2729
02:04:11,700 --> 02:04:17,200
Maybe put on some infrared, too, on your Game Boy and a handheld cannon.

2730
02:04:17,600 --> 02:04:21,220
Maybe you can put on a handheld cannon on your robot.

2731
02:04:22,220 --> 02:04:25,460
Shields toss on a better reactor so I can run faster.

2732
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:28,380
This is sort of my command module.

2733
02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:31,580
And I can get information about the missions on this planet here.

2734
02:04:31,700 --> 02:04:35,380
You can sort of notice the blue line where my path is.

2735
02:04:35,640 --> 02:04:36,880
And my next mission is here.

2736
02:04:37,740 --> 02:04:42,560
And, you know, I can either get a voice briefing to tell me what's going on and the computer tells me,

2737
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,400
or else I can just jump right to it.

2738
02:04:44,480 --> 02:04:45,340
All right, let's get into battle.

2739
02:04:45,460 --> 02:04:46,200
Oh, this is a big one.

2740
02:04:46,300 --> 02:04:47,980
There's fighters coming from behind me.

2741
02:04:48,020 --> 02:04:50,220
I have two allies that are on both of my sides.

2742
02:04:50,320 --> 02:04:50,720
And we're facing...

2743
02:04:50,720 --> 02:04:52,580
So he's got allies that are fucking coming.

2744
02:04:52,720 --> 02:04:54,600
There's a few fucking bogeys in the wire as well.

2745
02:04:54,680 --> 02:04:55,660
How's he going to deal with this?

2746
02:04:55,880 --> 02:04:56,240
We don't know.

2747
02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:57,320
We're going up against a large enemy here.

2748
02:04:58,840 --> 02:05:02,860
And it's going to be a lot of action right off the start as these flaming fighters start coming in.

2749
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:05,440
Wow.

2750
02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:07,660
There are my napalm fighters on the left shooting the fireballs.

2751
02:05:07,660 --> 02:05:07,840
Fucking graphics, man.

2752
02:05:08,520 --> 02:05:11,560
It's the graphics that have stood the test of time.

2753
02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:13,820
Allies just walked in the middle of a fire.

2754
02:05:14,900 --> 02:05:16,860
And there's the fighters up in front there.

2755
02:05:17,520 --> 02:05:20,240
That's one of my enemies firing on them.

2756
02:05:20,240 --> 02:05:22,020
It's pretty clean, smooth looking animation.

2757
02:05:22,460 --> 02:05:23,940
It's smooth and clean, yeah.

2758
02:05:24,040 --> 02:05:27,540
Especially compared to that claymation shot we were just out for watching.

2759
02:05:27,660 --> 02:05:28,780
This is like being there.

2760
02:05:29,520 --> 02:05:31,580
I mean, compared to the Doom type stuff here.

2761
02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:40,400
Yeah, it's one of the things that we worked quite hard in getting Shattered Steel to work well with slower frame rates than you find in some machines.

2762
02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:43,980
Actually, compared to a lot of the games out there, it works quite well.

2763
02:05:44,180 --> 02:05:44,400
Yeah.

2764
02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:46,360
So you can see my allies just got destroyed.

2765
02:05:46,560 --> 02:05:48,520
I've got one headless enemy here I've just destroyed.

2766
02:05:48,520 --> 02:05:51,520
And if you look in the bottom right corner, you can see my radar.

2767
02:05:52,440 --> 02:05:53,220
And I can follow along.

2768
02:05:53,940 --> 02:05:54,480
All right.

2769
02:05:54,900 --> 02:05:57,380
Tell me more about the handheld radar.

2770
02:05:57,680 --> 02:05:58,680
Hey, Greg, you've got one thing.

2771
02:05:58,780 --> 02:06:01,380
I mean, what's different here is the terrain is kind of alive.

2772
02:06:01,480 --> 02:06:02,500
That's physical characteristics.

2773
02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:05,380
If you blow up a crater or something, there's a hole in the ground.

2774
02:06:05,460 --> 02:06:06,180
Stuff happens, right?

2775
02:06:06,320 --> 02:06:07,660
Yeah, I can actually demonstrate that.

2776
02:06:08,000 --> 02:06:10,520
Blow up a crater.

2777
02:06:10,780 --> 02:06:11,860
Stuff happens, right?

2778
02:06:12,080 --> 02:06:12,220
Yeah.

2779
02:06:12,360 --> 02:06:14,180
A handheld crater.

2780
02:06:14,540 --> 02:06:15,560
Hey, Greg, you've got one thing.

2781
02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:18,260
I mean, what's different here is the terrain is kind of alive.

2782
02:06:18,260 --> 02:06:19,400
That's physical characteristics.

2783
02:06:19,560 --> 02:06:22,260
If you blow up a crater or something, there's a hole in the ground.

2784
02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:23,060
Stuff happens, right?

2785
02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:24,580
Yeah, I can actually demonstrate that.

2786
02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:25,900
One.

2787
02:06:26,000 --> 02:06:27,240
I'll pick up my nuclear warhead.

2788
02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:28,420
Pick it up there.

2789
02:06:28,580 --> 02:06:29,100
Here's my hill.

2790
02:06:29,520 --> 02:06:30,300
There's a hill here.

2791
02:06:30,420 --> 02:06:31,220
I can verify that.

2792
02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:31,420
Yeah?

2793
02:06:31,620 --> 02:06:31,940
Wow.

2794
02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:33,080
And we'll shoot my nuclear weapon.

2795
02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,080
No way.

2796
02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:36,320
Now there is no longer a hill.

2797
02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:39,280
And you should see a large wave of terrain coming towards me.

2798
02:06:39,380 --> 02:06:43,900
Okay, so there really are physical consequences to damaging your environment here.

2799
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:44,520
No question.

2800
02:06:44,620 --> 02:06:48,540
And if you look in, you can sort of see where the hill once was, a large, gigantic crater.

2801
02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:51,600
And full of flames.

2802
02:06:51,640 --> 02:06:52,520
It's called shattered steel.

2803
02:06:53,340 --> 02:06:53,780
Thank you.

2804
02:06:54,280 --> 02:06:59,360
All right, well, the stereotype of computer gamers and games is that they're all about young males, right?

2805
02:06:59,640 --> 02:07:01,520
Well, time for a little gender equality.

2806
02:07:01,520 --> 02:07:05,680
So the hero in a brand new game called Tomb Raider is, in fact, a heroine.

2807
02:07:05,980 --> 02:07:09,360
Is that a kind of conscious decision, not to have this helpless little female and has to get saved?

2808
02:07:09,360 --> 02:07:11,220
But kind of a tough warrior lady?

2809
02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:12,000
Oh, absolutely.

2810
02:07:12,180 --> 02:07:15,620
Very much an Indiana Jane is our feel here.

2811
02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:16,680
An Indiana Jones type of...

2812
02:07:16,680 --> 02:07:18,080
Indiana Jane.

2813
02:07:19,060 --> 02:07:24,360
Coming up now, we have some gender equality game from Eidos Interactive.

2814
02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:27,360
Releasing their new video game, Tomb Raider.

2815
02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:33,120
It's about you control Lara around a Tomb Raider.

2816
02:07:33,140 --> 02:07:38,020
And you do your raiding with the Tomb Raider character there.

2817
02:07:38,020 --> 02:07:42,880
It's a gender equality, handheld gender equality game.

2818
02:07:43,780 --> 02:07:44,260
Handheld.

2819
02:07:45,060 --> 02:07:51,300
And Lara does indeed have different weapons, which she wields in her hands.

2820
02:07:51,740 --> 02:07:52,100
Thank you.

2821
02:07:52,260 --> 02:07:52,740
Handheld.

2822
02:07:52,740 --> 02:07:57,760
All right, well, the stereotype of computer gamers and games is that they're all about young males, right?

2823
02:07:58,100 --> 02:07:59,300
Young males.

2824
02:07:59,920 --> 02:08:01,840
Well, time for a little gender equality.

2825
02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:06,000
So the hero in a brand new game called Tomb Raider is, in fact, a heroine.

2826
02:08:06,260 --> 02:08:11,480
Is that a kind of conscious decision, not to have this helpless little female and has to get saved, but kind of a tough warrior lady?

2827
02:08:11,660 --> 02:08:12,280
Oh, absolutely.

2828
02:08:12,460 --> 02:08:15,920
Very much an Indiana Jane is our feel here.

2829
02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:20,080
An Indiana Jones type of character is what we're really pushing forth.

2830
02:08:20,080 --> 02:08:22,660
All right, now your game is, again, it's kind of a mixture, right?

2831
02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:28,760
It's a little bit of adventure game, but a little bit of the Doom type, you know, 3D world only from a third person perspective.

2832
02:08:28,880 --> 02:08:29,160
Correct.

2833
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:37,820
Instead of using the first person shooter games that you see a lot these days, we incorporate a third person where the camera sits behind the right shoulder of the character.

2834
02:08:38,540 --> 02:08:45,660
And absolutely, we incorporate the action elements, some shooters, and then we also incorporate the adventure puzzle type elements.

2835
02:08:45,780 --> 02:08:46,980
All right, let's take a look now.

2836
02:08:48,140 --> 02:08:54,120
Notice there you were shooting a bear, a helpless defensive bear in the tomb.

2837
02:08:54,720 --> 02:08:58,180
I noticed she's killing animals in this game.

2838
02:08:58,280 --> 02:09:01,160
Is that something, was that a premeditated decision?

2839
02:09:01,340 --> 02:09:02,200
What's the story here?

2840
02:09:02,440 --> 02:09:03,360
The storyline behind it.

2841
02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:03,940
What's the story here?

2842
02:09:03,940 --> 02:09:05,800
We got a tomb, we got a woman in a tomb.

2843
02:09:06,140 --> 02:09:08,280
It's not your standard woman.

2844
02:09:08,420 --> 02:09:11,740
It's not your classic heroin game.

2845
02:09:12,660 --> 02:09:22,520
I watched a heroin film there the other day, Train Spotting, about heroin addicts in Edinburgh, Scotland.

2846
02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:25,260
Had to use subtitles.

2847
02:09:25,600 --> 02:09:32,540
You're on a quest to find 3 ancient pieces of an ancient artifact called the Skion.

2848
02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:33,880
The Skion.

2849
02:09:34,140 --> 02:09:35,220
You're running across.

2850
02:09:36,060 --> 02:09:37,880
Look at the fucking frame rate, man.

2851
02:09:37,980 --> 02:09:39,720
900 frames a minute.

2852
02:09:41,860 --> 02:09:44,720
You're on a quest to find 3 ancient.

2853
02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:45,940
Did he say she's a doctor?

2854
02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:48,260
I don't remember ever hearing that she was a doctor.

2855
02:09:48,260 --> 02:09:55,620
You're on a quest to find 3 ancient pieces of an ancient artifact called the Skion.

2856
02:09:55,620 --> 02:10:03,820
Along the way, you're running across wolves, bats, bears, everything you can think of along the way.

2857
02:10:03,820 --> 02:10:07,080
She looks like a pretty sophisticated sprite you've got going there.

2858
02:10:07,080 --> 02:10:07,800
Oh, absolutely.

2859
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:10,920
You got a little sprite going down there.

2860
02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:13,380
What were you doing when you designed her?

2861
02:10:13,500 --> 02:10:16,560
Was that a premeditated handheld sprite?

2862
02:10:17,620 --> 02:10:26,040
When you designed Lara Croft, back at $90.95 for Eidos Interactive, that was just a handheld sprite.

2863
02:10:26,720 --> 02:10:31,020
Now she's making gallivanting waves around the world in Tomb Raider.

2864
02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:32,880
...thousand frames of animation.

2865
02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:37,940
This isn't motion capture, which is a lot different than what you've seen today.

2866
02:10:39,020 --> 02:10:41,860
It's a massive 3D moving real-time environment.

2867
02:10:42,600 --> 02:10:47,320
Some of the special features you'll see here is that she actually does some swimming.

2868
02:10:48,460 --> 02:10:49,500
The fuck out with a ton.

2869
02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:53,280
So you're basically traversing through caves, tombs, tunnels.

2870
02:11:06,480 --> 02:11:08,400
It's one for the diehards.

2871
02:11:09,680 --> 02:11:10,780
And the likeness.

2872
02:11:10,900 --> 02:11:13,920
So now, are there bad guys to blow up and bad guys coming to shoot me, etc.?

2873
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:14,440
Absolutely.

2874
02:11:14,440 --> 02:11:18,760
There's, of course, the typical animals that you'll see.

2875
02:11:18,900 --> 02:11:22,460
And then there's also mercenaries that you'll encounter along the way.

2876
02:11:23,520 --> 02:11:25,540
Now, there's sort of kind of a story here, too, right?

2877
02:11:25,620 --> 02:11:31,160
I mean, doesn't she get told information, which isn't quite true, and she has to figure out who's telling the truth and who's not and stuff like that?

2878
02:11:31,180 --> 02:11:31,540
Yes.

2879
02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:35,140
Doesn't she get told information, but some of it is true and some of it is?

2880
02:11:35,140 --> 02:11:38,220
She has to figure out whether or not it's true or something like that.

2881
02:11:39,100 --> 02:11:41,700
Lovely summary of the plot there.

2882
02:11:42,480 --> 02:11:42,840
Stuart.

2883
02:11:42,840 --> 02:11:52,040
Well, she's hired by a conniving businesswoman by the name of Jacqueline Natla to retrieve this first piece of an ancient artifact.

2884
02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:59,620
Along the way, she's double-crossed, so she has to figure out what's going on, and she wants to actually solve the puzzle herself.

2885
02:12:00,400 --> 02:12:02,100
Now, is there any talking or dialogue?

2886
02:12:02,280 --> 02:12:03,500
How does she deal with that part of the game?

2887
02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:04,620
Basically, the...

2888
02:12:04,620 --> 02:12:06,280
Full motion video cut scenes.

2889
02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:11,240
The game is comprised of four massive worlds within 15 levels.

2890
02:12:11,240 --> 02:12:16,160
In between the levels, there are cinematics that incorporate clues and that type of thing.

2891
02:12:16,300 --> 02:12:19,940
However, there is not, like, you don't...

2892
02:12:19,940 --> 02:12:20,640
There's no dialogue.

2893
02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,340
There's no dialogue with...

2894
02:12:22,340 --> 02:12:26,200
Oh, he was trying not to make it sound shit by saying there's no dialogue.

2895
02:12:26,920 --> 02:12:28,540
He didn't want to say that, there's no dialogue.

2896
02:12:29,540 --> 02:12:33,440
And then Stuart had to tease the words out of the guy there.

2897
02:12:33,440 --> 02:12:34,240
Look at this.

2898
02:12:35,440 --> 02:12:37,100
Now, is there any talking or dialogue?

2899
02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:38,500
How does she deal with that part of the game?

2900
02:12:38,760 --> 02:12:44,060
Basically, the game is comprised of four massive worlds within 15 levels.

2901
02:12:44,260 --> 02:12:48,960
In between the levels, there are cinematics that incorporate clues and that type of thing.

2902
02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:52,740
However, there is not, like, you don't...

2903
02:12:52,740 --> 02:12:53,460
There's no dialogue.

2904
02:12:53,460 --> 02:12:55,400
There's no dialogue with other characters.

2905
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:58,140
But, I mean, how does she figure out that people are betraying her in the story?

2906
02:12:58,880 --> 02:13:02,260
When other mercenaries show up and they try to kill her.

2907
02:13:02,360 --> 02:13:02,880
Ah, okay.

2908
02:13:03,020 --> 02:13:05,040
She thinks they're her allies, but they're not her allies.

2909
02:13:05,040 --> 02:13:05,440
Exactly.

2910
02:13:05,620 --> 02:13:05,840
Okay.

2911
02:13:05,980 --> 02:13:07,060
It's action, action, action.

2912
02:13:07,120 --> 02:13:07,480
Absolutely.

2913
02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:08,680
All the way.

2914
02:13:08,680 --> 02:13:09,920
All right, so it's called Tomb Raiders.

2915
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:12,720
And how long does it take to finish this game?

2916
02:13:13,680 --> 02:13:14,000
Forever.

2917
02:13:14,220 --> 02:13:14,540
Forever.

2918
02:13:14,540 --> 02:13:14,580
Forever.

2919
02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:15,720
It's a very large game.

2920
02:13:15,860 --> 02:13:16,940
Like I said, 15 levels.

2921
02:13:16,980 --> 02:13:23,560
Big bang you there, Silver Pixie, for the 169 handheld tip.

2922
02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:24,740
Some people don't think...

2923
02:13:24,740 --> 02:13:25,600
In four different worlds.

2924
02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:26,940
In four massive worlds.

2925
02:13:27,220 --> 02:13:31,880
And this is just, I would say, a smidget of what the game actually is.

2926
02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:32,980
Teeny weeny shoe.

2927
02:13:32,980 --> 02:13:37,240
All right, well, the hot new trend in computer gaming is multiplayer games in which you can

2928
02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:39,960
play against opponents all over the world using the internet.

2929
02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:40,560
Classic.

2930
02:13:40,560 --> 02:13:41,480
We recently visited...

2931
02:13:41,480 --> 02:13:43,220
All over the world using the internet.

2932
02:13:43,960 --> 02:13:46,420
I mean, you're probably thinking, why?

2933
02:13:46,580 --> 02:13:47,560
What's the point of all this?

2934
02:13:47,660 --> 02:13:50,180
You're just rewinding the same fucking bit we've seen.

2935
02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:51,240
There's nothing special about it.

2936
02:13:51,280 --> 02:13:52,380
But this...

2937
02:13:52,380 --> 02:13:53,700
Listen to the presentation.

2938
02:13:53,940 --> 02:13:54,740
The intonation.

2939
02:13:56,000 --> 02:13:58,120
Take a leaf out of Stuart's book.

2940
02:13:58,500 --> 02:14:02,840
Employ these tactics in the way you talk in situations, social situations.

2941
02:14:02,840 --> 02:14:04,240
And you're on to a winner.

2942
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:06,960
And you are on to a winner.

2943
02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,960
Of what the game actually is.

2944
02:14:08,960 --> 02:14:09,140
All right, Gary.

2945
02:14:09,200 --> 02:14:09,560
Thank you.

2946
02:14:09,940 --> 02:14:14,160
All right, well, the hot new trend in computer gaming is multiplayer games in which you can

2947
02:14:14,160 --> 02:14:16,880
play against opponents all over the world using the internet.

2948
02:14:16,880 --> 02:14:28,280
We recently visited one of the premier multiplayer game marathons at a cyber cafe called Internet

2949
02:14:28,280 --> 02:14:30,140
Alfredo in San Francisco.

2950
02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:34,420
You don't need much to play a computer game.

2951
02:14:34,420 --> 02:14:35,660
This is a cafe.

2952
02:14:36,240 --> 02:14:40,580
This is a cafe Internet Alfredo in Cupercino or something.

2953
02:14:41,280 --> 02:14:44,900
And your man's got a surfing top on there called Divi Wind.

2954
02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:47,420
You don't need...

2955
02:14:47,420 --> 02:14:48,420
Look at that for a ponytail.

2956
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:50,080
That's more than...

2957
02:14:50,080 --> 02:14:51,160
That's a pony mane.

2958
02:14:53,760 --> 02:14:56,600
That's a real long fucking bit of hair there.

2959
02:14:57,120 --> 02:15:01,820
And it's a tightly, tightly packed bowl at the back of the head on the scalp.

2960
02:15:02,440 --> 02:15:03,880
Much to play a computer game.

2961
02:15:04,140 --> 02:15:06,840
Some software and a single player will usually do.

2962
02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:09,960
But why play alone when you can battle the world?

2963
02:15:10,480 --> 02:15:16,100
At a recent online tournament at San Francisco's Internet Alfredo, players teamed up to socialize.

2964
02:15:16,320 --> 02:15:17,560
Check that lad out with the beer.

2965
02:15:20,340 --> 02:15:21,500
He doesn't look...

2966
02:15:21,500 --> 02:15:22,840
He's a plant, that fella.

2967
02:15:22,940 --> 02:15:24,500
Because he doesn't look like he'd play games.

2968
02:15:25,120 --> 02:15:26,900
He's just one of the lads having a beer.

2969
02:15:27,220 --> 02:15:28,320
But this fella does.

2970
02:15:28,520 --> 02:15:28,840
He's...

2971
02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:29,180
He's...

2972
02:15:29,180 --> 02:15:30,240
He's mad into it.

2973
02:15:30,260 --> 02:15:30,660
That lad.

2974
02:15:31,940 --> 02:15:34,320
Look at the fucking concentration on these faces.

2975
02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:37,200
Concentrator.

2976
02:15:37,200 --> 02:15:37,420
Look at the door.

2977
02:15:44,420 --> 02:15:47,860
And look at this lad at the back.

2978
02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:48,260
Where's that?

2979
02:15:48,320 --> 02:15:49,020
Let's get this going.

2980
02:15:49,340 --> 02:15:50,480
Let's get some of this going.

2981
02:15:53,280 --> 02:15:55,340
Tonight on Primetime Investigates.

2982
02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:58,760
The Silicon Valley Boys.

2983
02:16:01,620 --> 02:16:03,100
The Double Denim Lads.

2984
02:16:04,940 --> 02:16:06,300
Chino McClintock.

2985
02:16:11,060 --> 02:16:11,780
Gary...

2986
02:16:11,780 --> 02:16:13,260
Gary Vaynerchuk.

2987
02:16:16,380 --> 02:16:18,280
And Diablo O'Toole.

2988
02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,160
Look at this lad over here.

2989
02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:21,360
Look.

2990
02:16:23,000 --> 02:16:24,380
Don't even have anything.

2991
02:16:24,680 --> 02:16:26,540
From the eyes up, we don't even have him.

2992
02:16:27,500 --> 02:16:28,420
on Primetime.

2993
02:16:30,760 --> 02:16:31,240
Okay.

2994
02:16:31,460 --> 02:16:33,320
Just go back there for a moment.

2995
02:16:34,100 --> 02:16:34,920
And we go to...

2996
02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:35,980
Fit the screen.

2997
02:16:36,920 --> 02:16:37,260
...biz.

2998
02:16:37,420 --> 02:16:38,220
Drink espresso.

2999
02:16:38,600 --> 02:16:40,380
And play Quake on the internet.

3000
02:16:42,600 --> 02:16:43,400
We'll leave the...

3001
02:16:43,400 --> 02:16:44,860
We'll leave the drone music on.

3002
02:16:44,900 --> 02:16:45,520
It's chilling.

3003
02:16:46,820 --> 02:16:48,780
They're trying to show us like a...

3004
02:16:48,780 --> 02:16:50,580
A nice representation of gamers.

3005
02:16:50,720 --> 02:16:51,200
But we should...

3006
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:52,440
If you leave the drone music on,

3007
02:16:52,460 --> 02:16:54,700
it looks like a really chilling report.

3008
02:16:54,700 --> 02:17:17,860
games i heard it for word there we go glenn's week is after you looking glenn's weeks after you man

3009
02:17:17,860 --> 02:17:25,400
empath interactive if he's an empath then he mirrors the thoughts and emotions of the people

3010
02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:31,260
he's with and look he's gone for the fucking tongue the tongue twist which we seen premiered

3011
02:17:31,260 --> 02:17:37,120
there at windows 95 graphics launch in the last video by the fella doing the graphics

3012
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:41,280
he's given the fucking he gets the zwieg out for a minute

3013
02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:54,520
let's go back there for a moment quake on alfredo players teamed up to socialize

3014
02:17:54,520 --> 02:17:58,580
drink espresso and play quake on the internet on the internet

3015
02:17:58,580 --> 02:18:07,940
id software the game's publisher released a new version especially tailored for internet play

3016
02:18:07,940 --> 02:18:14,240
and it's available on the net through empath interactive a lot of games i heard it for

3017
02:18:14,240 --> 02:18:25,000
were hey do you remember in grand theft auto 3 or a grand theft auto 4 when you're online and you

3018
02:18:25,000 --> 02:18:33,300
kill someone with an ak-47 it was like uh francis higgins third world did fucking games master xx 952

3019
02:18:33,300 --> 02:18:41,220
or if you fucking rocketed someone you exploded them that i thought that was their design they made that

3020
02:18:41,220 --> 02:18:47,600
stuff up but looks like these boys at alfredo cafe designed their own lingo for someone got ice club

3021
02:18:47,600 --> 02:18:58,760
watch this deslock was gibbed or jibbed by alfredo's rocket on the net through empath interactive a lot of games

3022
02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:05,060
watch the next one i heard it for al must al must stevie rides alfredo's rocket

3023
02:19:05,060 --> 02:19:13,980
or were have multiplayer extensions but they were built really for land use so that is the land party

3024
02:19:13,980 --> 02:19:18,940
and we're gonna be going down to the alfredo cafe for a land party

3025
02:19:18,940 --> 02:19:24,980
built for you know ethernet connections where you're running it at i don't know you know 20 30 megabits per second

3026
02:19:24,980 --> 02:19:33,400
uh 20 30 they're sending megabits over and it wasn't really thought about how you distribute in a wide area environment

3027
02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:53,200
wow all the talk about packets and how you distribute those packets and spread those information data bundles out over a wide area network is just absolutely riveting stuff and i don't know how we managed to get through this episode we're still getting through it we haven't got through it so i don't want to fucking speak too soon

3028
02:19:53,200 --> 02:20:04,920
the hillside wranglers thanks so much for the tip the hillside wranglers

3029
02:20:04,920 --> 02:20:10,460
giving information packets the network sends game data ahead of other kinds of data such as email

3030
02:20:10,460 --> 02:20:17,580
wow look at all this stuff version 4 sp startup sound sampling read 11 0 2 5 zwig job thanks for the tip

3031
02:20:17,580 --> 02:20:29,400
cd audio initialization no cd in the player cd audio initialized now it's two button mouse available yeah this reads getting all the peripherals it's reading all the configurations getting it all fucking ready to rock

3032
02:20:29,400 --> 02:20:38,640
joystick not found you don't need a joystick for quake man exceeding x xing xing quake rc

3033
02:20:38,640 --> 02:20:47,280
executing sorry executing default configuration file couldn't execute the auxil auto execute

3034
02:20:47,280 --> 02:20:54,380
configuration it's trying connection accepted three demos in loop it all helps to provide

3035
02:20:54,380 --> 02:21:01,880
players with a sense of immediacy so to facilitate low latency real-time interaction you have low

3036
02:21:01,880 --> 02:21:08,280
latency uh have a control uh robo cap thank you very much old environment on the internet there is

3037
02:21:08,280 --> 02:21:13,320
a social side to this type of tournament look at your man there he's fucking getting really happy

3038
02:21:13,320 --> 02:21:18,960
there looking at your man he's bobbing up and down as well watching your man play quake he's looking at

3039
02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:25,960
your man play quake he's looking at your man who's watching your man he's watching uh diablo o'toole

3040
02:21:25,960 --> 02:21:34,980
play quake and zwieg is just sitting there and green shirt who's a plant he's not really into games i

3041
02:21:34,980 --> 02:21:40,660
reckon he's a plant yeah he's really ruined the scenario because he's looking too enthusiastic

3042
02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:44,120
about someone who's watching a man play a video game no one looks at a man

3043
02:21:44,120 --> 02:21:52,120
no man looks at another man like that who's watching no man looks at a man who's watching a man play a

3044
02:21:52,120 --> 02:21:59,820
game like that and then look at this so make that is even more funkier there's another man in the

3045
02:21:59,820 --> 02:22:05,300
background who's watching that man watching that man watch another man play a game look at that man

3046
02:22:05,300 --> 02:22:12,300
there look him this fella that's that john that's that fucking uh john tron fella is it

3047
02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:20,060
that's your man john tron off youtube man in the early days looking at looking at lads play quake

3048
02:22:20,060 --> 02:22:24,580
see him there man let's put the music on there for a moment

3049
02:22:24,580 --> 02:22:31,580
turn that black and white there man it's fucked up it's fucked up man

3050
02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:36,580
haha look at this it's fucking weird man

3051
02:22:36,580 --> 02:22:47,580
there is a

3052
02:22:47,580 --> 02:23:03,580
boy thanks very much that lad really getting into this because the thing is these guys this fella

3053
02:23:03,580 --> 02:23:12,340
here this lad here is watching this guy play quake down here this lad

3054
02:23:12,340 --> 02:23:24,040
and that lad's watching this fella is watching this fella and then john tron in the background look

3055
02:23:24,040 --> 02:23:28,260
watching the whole show getting the ideas for the youtube channel

3056
02:23:28,260 --> 02:23:37,000
listen to that music there and then back down to your man look fucking creepy

3057
02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:41,740
it's creepy isn't it

3058
02:23:41,740 --> 02:23:45,860
zwieg is after you

3059
02:23:45,860 --> 02:23:49,200
fucking zwieg's after you man

3060
02:23:49,200 --> 02:23:54,400
uh fit the screen get rid of the fucking black and white

3061
02:23:54,400 --> 02:23:58,060
back again to the default and there we go turn it up

3062
02:23:58,060 --> 02:24:02,620
full speed i wish there was like a hotkey that can slow

3063
02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:11,120
themselves that could turn it onto black and white and then youtube at 25 and uh you know the rest

3064
02:24:11,120 --> 02:24:16,020
there's just no hot key for it i'd have to be a shit hot computer programmer to be able to come

3065
02:24:16,020 --> 02:24:21,480
up with that configuration which configured a button that you press and then it does the

3066
02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:27,380
commands for firefox and obs at the same time there's any developers or people out there that

3067
02:24:27,380 --> 02:24:33,200
can do that social site that this type of tournament play as well internet cafes helped create the right

3068
02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:40,280
environment we are trying to provide a mechanism for people to congregate and come together and and

3069
02:24:40,280 --> 02:24:46,580
entertain themselves and so i think sort of combining the the physical space with the virtual space is

3070
02:24:46,580 --> 02:24:54,800
just a nice way to sort of bridge those two worlds for the computer chronicles i'm giles bateman i wonder

3071
02:24:54,800 --> 02:25:00,080
was that giles bateman there in the computer look at this we never seen just we never seen this lad

3072
02:25:00,080 --> 02:25:05,000
at all he was just there at the end way to sort of bridge those two roads for the computer chronicles

3073
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:06,260
i'm giles bateman

3074
02:25:06,260 --> 02:25:24,620
well if you're a gamer there's nothing more exciting

3075
02:25:24,620 --> 02:25:26,800
than the anticipation of a hot new game,

3076
02:25:26,860 --> 02:25:29,240
and the one everyone's been waiting for is Diablo.

3077
02:25:29,400 --> 02:25:32,500
In fact, when Blizzard Entertainment posted an online notice

3078
02:25:32,500 --> 02:25:34,620
saying it was looking for 1,000 beta testers,

3079
02:25:34,700 --> 02:25:36,940
nearly a quarter million gamers applied,

3080
02:25:37,080 --> 02:25:40,380
and all 1,000 tester slots were filled in the first three minutes.

3081
02:25:40,660 --> 02:25:42,760
Tester slots beta gamers.

3082
02:25:42,940 --> 02:25:44,720
This is your baby here, Diablo.

3083
02:25:44,880 --> 02:25:46,340
Why is there so much excitement about it?

3084
02:25:46,340 --> 02:25:47,420
What's so cool about this game?

3085
02:25:47,640 --> 02:25:50,380
Well, the cool thing about this game is that it's a genre

3086
02:25:50,380 --> 02:25:51,980
that's been neglected for quite a while,

3087
02:25:52,360 --> 02:25:56,940
and we're really putting together the newest technologies

3088
02:25:56,940 --> 02:26:00,540
to revitalize the role-playing game segment.

3089
02:26:00,840 --> 02:26:02,360
It is a multi-user game,

3090
02:26:02,440 --> 02:26:04,160
so you can play over the Internet with your friends.

3091
02:26:04,340 --> 02:26:05,360
Multi-user game.

3092
02:26:05,360 --> 02:26:06,300
There is incredible replayability

3093
02:26:06,300 --> 02:26:08,440
because the dungeons and items and monsters

3094
02:26:08,440 --> 02:26:10,280
are regenerated randomly each time you play.

3095
02:26:10,280 --> 02:26:12,080
So every time you go into a place, it looks different.

3096
02:26:12,220 --> 02:26:13,400
You'll never play the same game twice.

3097
02:26:13,400 --> 02:26:13,720
That's right.

3098
02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:15,320
Now, you're the guys who did Warcraft, right?

3099
02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:15,560
Yes.

3100
02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:17,080
So you've got a little bit of a reputation out there

3101
02:26:17,080 --> 02:26:17,820
for doing good stuff.

3102
02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:19,060
Let's take a look at Diablo,

3103
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,660
and just what's the story here, Max?

3104
02:26:20,700 --> 02:26:22,240
It's a lovely thatch.

3105
02:26:22,240 --> 02:26:25,120
You can pick either a warrior, a rogue, or a sorcerer.

3106
02:26:25,340 --> 02:26:26,280
I've got the warrior king.

3107
02:26:26,280 --> 02:26:28,800
Warrior, rogue, or sorcerer.

3108
02:26:29,460 --> 02:26:30,500
That's you in the middle of the screen.

3109
02:26:30,520 --> 02:26:31,040
That's me.

3110
02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:31,380
That's me.

3111
02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:33,660
It's real easy to use to expand our audience,

3112
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,440
not just to hardcore role-playing gamers.

3113
02:26:35,580 --> 02:26:36,800
I just walk over to this guy.

3114
02:26:36,820 --> 02:26:37,520
You point and click.

3115
02:26:37,600 --> 02:26:38,580
You walk around the town,

3116
02:26:38,680 --> 02:26:40,000
and you interact with the characters in the town.

3117
02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,000
Can we actually talk to each other?

3118
02:26:41,200 --> 02:26:41,440
Sure.

3119
02:26:41,540 --> 02:26:43,140
We can talk to the blacksmith here

3120
02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:45,580
and buy items, sell items, repair items.

3121
02:26:45,760 --> 02:26:46,900
I'm all set up to go,

3122
02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,180
so let's go ahead and walk towards the dungeon.

3123
02:26:50,640 --> 02:26:51,000
Gameboy.

3124
02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:52,220
Okay.

3125
02:26:52,960 --> 02:26:54,520
Okay, so we've talked to that guy,

3126
02:26:54,600 --> 02:26:56,120
and we're going into our first dungeon now.

3127
02:26:56,380 --> 02:26:56,660
Yes.

3128
02:26:57,700 --> 02:26:59,320
Dungeons and dragons.

3129
02:27:00,580 --> 02:27:01,060
Handheld.

3130
02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:03,560
You got a handheld dungeon.

3131
02:27:03,560 --> 02:27:04,480
You can talk to.

3132
02:27:04,580 --> 02:27:06,000
There's a witch that sells potions.

3133
02:27:06,180 --> 02:27:06,900
There's the blacksmith.

3134
02:27:07,020 --> 02:27:08,260
There's people who will heal you,

3135
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:10,300
and various things like this.

3136
02:27:10,780 --> 02:27:12,140
Now, one of the things we're going to do

3137
02:27:12,140 --> 02:27:13,400
is we're going to come up to a man

3138
02:27:13,400 --> 02:27:14,420
outside the dungeon here,

3139
02:27:14,520 --> 02:27:17,020
and he is going to provide us

3140
02:27:17,020 --> 02:27:18,280
with our first quest for Diablo.

3141
02:27:18,380 --> 02:27:20,360
There's some poor guy lying on the ground there.

3142
02:27:20,480 --> 02:27:21,400
Please help.

3143
02:27:22,220 --> 02:27:24,600
I barely escaped from the butcher.

3144
02:27:25,260 --> 02:27:28,140
He killed my wife, my children.

3145
02:27:28,820 --> 02:27:29,860
I beg of you,

3146
02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:31,900
in the name of God,

3147
02:27:32,560 --> 02:27:33,760
avenge them.

3148
02:27:34,100 --> 02:27:35,260
So we know what the job is here.

3149
02:27:35,420 --> 02:27:37,120
Go find this rotten butcher and kill him.

3150
02:27:37,180 --> 02:27:37,540
Exactly.

3151
02:27:37,860 --> 02:27:38,980
Find this rotten butcher.

3152
02:27:38,980 --> 02:27:40,840
The ultimate goal of the game is to kill Diablo,

3153
02:27:41,060 --> 02:27:41,700
but along the way,

3154
02:27:41,780 --> 02:27:43,240
you're given more manageable tasks.

3155
02:27:43,960 --> 02:27:45,940
All right, so you're loading up the first dungeon right now?

3156
02:27:45,960 --> 02:27:46,280
Correct.

3157
02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:47,320
And I don't know what's going to be.

3158
02:27:47,320 --> 02:27:48,080
And you don't know what it's going to be,

3159
02:27:48,120 --> 02:27:49,160
because every time it might be different.

3160
02:27:49,240 --> 02:27:50,420
We mean different look,

3161
02:27:50,540 --> 02:27:51,160
different environment,

3162
02:27:51,280 --> 02:27:51,920
different characters.

3163
02:27:52,080 --> 02:27:52,400
A different,

3164
02:27:52,480 --> 02:27:53,580
complete layout of the dungeon,

3165
02:27:53,780 --> 02:27:54,880
completely different monsters.

3166
02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:58,540
All I know is that there's going to be a butcher down there somewhere,

3167
02:27:58,880 --> 02:28:00,820
and various other monsters that I'm going to run across.

3168
02:28:00,820 --> 02:28:02,840
So just because you may have played this room before,

3169
02:28:03,140 --> 02:28:04,840
it doesn't mean you're going to see the same way again.

3170
02:28:04,840 --> 02:28:05,380
Not at all.

3171
02:28:05,480 --> 02:28:06,360
All right, so what's going on here?

3172
02:28:06,420 --> 02:28:08,420
Well, I've got my dungeon here.

3173
02:28:08,660 --> 02:28:12,100
Here's a door through which I'm likely to find some danger.

3174
02:28:12,320 --> 02:28:13,620
You just happen to know.

3175
02:28:13,780 --> 02:28:14,040
Yes.

3176
02:28:14,300 --> 02:28:14,540
Okay.

3177
02:28:15,000 --> 02:28:15,880
So I'm going to open it up.

3178
02:28:15,940 --> 02:28:17,700
Whoops, and it looks like we have some skeletons coming.

3179
02:28:17,960 --> 02:28:22,240
And let's go ahead and draw him out here and engage in combat.

3180
02:28:22,420 --> 02:28:23,180
Down one skeleton.

3181
02:28:23,180 --> 02:28:24,740
Now, he has dropped a spell book.

3182
02:28:24,800 --> 02:28:25,820
That'll come in handy later.

3183
02:28:25,900 --> 02:28:27,340
Okay, so you can use that stuff later.

3184
02:28:27,420 --> 02:28:27,600
Yes.

3185
02:28:28,520 --> 02:28:29,940
Now, I can zoom in on this also

3186
02:28:29,940 --> 02:28:31,960
if I want to get a better look at the combat.

3187
02:28:34,840 --> 02:28:36,120
Okay, he's dropped a scroll.

3188
02:28:36,300 --> 02:28:37,520
I'll probably be able to use that as well.

3189
02:28:37,560 --> 02:28:39,040
All right, so you're going to beat these guys up,

3190
02:28:39,080 --> 02:28:41,100
get the stuff they have that's of value to you.

3191
02:28:41,300 --> 02:28:41,460
Yes.

3192
02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:42,880
All right, now,

3193
02:28:42,920 --> 02:28:45,840
if I'm playing in the multiplayer role now...

3194
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:47,540
You're going to pick these things up

3195
02:28:47,540 --> 02:28:49,160
that are of value to you.

3196
02:28:51,100 --> 02:28:52,380
Who are the other guys I'm playing with?

3197
02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:53,640
Are they my friends, my allies, or what?

3198
02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:54,520
They are your friends,

3199
02:28:54,580 --> 02:28:56,760
or they are strangers who you meet on Blizzard's Battle.net.

3200
02:28:56,980 --> 02:28:57,820
You can play...

3201
02:28:57,820 --> 02:28:59,400
Anyone who has access to the Internet

3202
02:28:59,400 --> 02:29:01,120
will have free access to Battle.net.

3203
02:29:01,120 --> 02:29:02,740
It is not a service we charge for.

3204
02:29:03,180 --> 02:29:04,340
You'll be able to play with your friends

3205
02:29:04,340 --> 02:29:07,440
or people you just meet at any time 24 hours a day.

3206
02:29:07,680 --> 02:29:08,000
Diablo.

3207
02:29:08,140 --> 02:29:09,080
All right, thanks a lot, Max.

3208
02:29:09,420 --> 02:29:10,900
All right, if you play computer games,

3209
02:29:10,960 --> 02:29:13,220
you get stuck sometimes playing computer games,

3210
02:29:13,220 --> 02:29:13,880
and one way to get unstuck...

3211
02:29:13,880 --> 02:29:16,800
...is to play computer games...

3212
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:18,600
...at any time 24 hours a day.

3213
02:29:18,800 --> 02:29:19,160
Diablo.

3214
02:29:19,280 --> 02:29:20,240
All right, thanks a lot, Max.

3215
02:29:20,580 --> 02:29:22,060
All right, if you play computer games,

3216
02:29:22,140 --> 02:29:24,400
you get stuck sometimes playing computer games,

3217
02:29:24,460 --> 02:29:25,800
and one way to get unstuck...

3218
02:29:25,800 --> 02:29:39,460
...is to log on to a good game website.

3219
02:29:39,660 --> 02:29:42,200
So let's turn now to our webmaster, Giles Bateman,

3220
02:29:42,600 --> 02:29:45,200
for a look at some websites for the dedicated game player.

3221
02:29:49,200 --> 02:29:50,000
Thanks, Stuart.

3222
02:29:50,000 --> 02:29:52,300
Although there are a number of classic video games,

3223
02:29:52,380 --> 02:29:53,520
we often find that the latest...

3224
02:29:53,520 --> 02:29:54,620
That's Giles Bateman.

3225
02:29:54,980 --> 02:29:57,360
I was trying to say the last one.

3226
02:29:57,460 --> 02:30:00,420
Maybe that was Giles Bateman playing the fucking Quake game,

3227
02:30:00,480 --> 02:30:00,880
but it's not.

3228
02:30:01,000 --> 02:30:01,880
This is Giles Bateman.

3229
02:30:02,120 --> 02:30:04,280
It's great to put a face to the name.

3230
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:05,760
...latest games are, in fact,

3231
02:30:05,820 --> 02:30:07,160
some of the greatest games out there.

3232
02:30:07,500 --> 02:30:09,880
You'll definitely want to visit GameCenter.com

3233
02:30:09,880 --> 02:30:12,280
to keep up on what's the latest in computer games.

3234
02:30:12,920 --> 02:30:14,060
GameCenter.com.

3235
02:30:14,180 --> 02:30:16,240
Look at the way that layout is there.

3236
02:30:16,840 --> 02:30:19,080
Let's have a look there and see if we can get that up there.

3237
02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:22,760
GameCenter.com.

3238
02:30:27,700 --> 02:30:30,600
Apache 2 Ubuntu default page.

3239
02:30:34,960 --> 02:30:36,120
Well, as you can see,

3240
02:30:36,220 --> 02:30:38,680
GameCenter met its demise some time ago,

3241
02:30:38,800 --> 02:30:41,600
and now it's a fucking Ubuntu default page.

3242
02:30:42,320 --> 02:30:44,320
Let's go back to the GameCenter there.

3243
02:30:45,080 --> 02:30:46,840
What they have is a whole list of things,

3244
02:30:46,920 --> 02:30:48,620
everything from previews of new games,

3245
02:30:48,940 --> 02:30:50,140
reviews of existing games,

3246
02:30:50,600 --> 02:30:51,940
shareware and things to download,

3247
02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:53,640
plus tips and tactics,

3248
02:30:54,160 --> 02:30:55,500
and different cheat codes,

3249
02:30:55,620 --> 02:30:58,160
if the tips can't get you past your obstacles.

3250
02:30:58,860 --> 02:30:59,540
Next of all,

3251
02:30:59,580 --> 02:31:01,740
you'll definitely want to check out TinNet.

3252
02:31:01,840 --> 02:31:03,440
This is Total Entertainment Network,

3253
02:31:03,840 --> 02:31:06,500
and what they do is provide a way for you to...

3254
02:31:06,500 --> 02:31:16,900
Wow.

3255
02:31:19,900 --> 02:31:21,300
Total Entertainment Network.

3256
02:31:23,180 --> 02:31:27,700
The Total Entertainment Network was found in 1995 for the merger of Outland,

3257
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:30,600
the first commercial game network available on the internet.

3258
02:31:31,720 --> 02:31:38,660
Users pay between $10 and $30 a month for access to TenNet's library of exclusive games.

3259
02:31:41,000 --> 02:31:43,460
Most popular titles were Duke Nukem 3D,

3260
02:31:43,960 --> 02:31:47,920
NASCAR Racing Online Magic the Gathering Total Annihilation,

3261
02:31:48,060 --> 02:31:48,660
I remember that,

3262
02:31:48,740 --> 02:31:52,100
got that bundled with the Windows 98 PC at the time,

3263
02:31:52,960 --> 02:31:54,900
and Dark Sun Online,

3264
02:31:55,000 --> 02:31:55,620
never played it.

3265
02:31:56,460 --> 02:31:57,640
Never worked out for them,

3266
02:31:57,900 --> 02:32:00,860
and now the website is defunct.

3267
02:32:02,860 --> 02:32:05,380
Play some of the popular games,

3268
02:32:05,680 --> 02:32:07,920
such as Quake and whatnot,

3269
02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:09,840
with other people over the internet.

3270
02:32:10,180 --> 02:32:11,820
For instance, Duke Nukem is on that list.

3271
02:32:11,900 --> 02:32:12,520
I'll click here.

3272
02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:14,580
And from the Duke Nukem page,

3273
02:32:14,700 --> 02:32:18,080
you can find information on how to play Duke Nukem over Tin.

3274
02:32:18,140 --> 02:32:20,500
You can actually download the shareware of Duke

3275
02:32:20,500 --> 02:32:22,840
and get a little bit of a review

3276
02:32:22,840 --> 02:32:24,660
so you can find out what the game's all about.

3277
02:32:25,060 --> 02:32:25,860
Now, last but not least,

3278
02:32:26,080 --> 02:32:27,540
you'll definitely want to check out

3279
02:32:27,540 --> 02:32:28,460
File Factory.

3280
02:32:28,600 --> 02:32:31,000
File Factory is a service of TenNet.

3281
02:32:31,220 --> 02:32:33,540
If you just click on the start right there,

3282
02:32:33,540 --> 02:32:37,180
you'll find updates to all the latest versions

3283
02:32:37,180 --> 02:32:38,340
of the different games you have.

3284
02:32:38,400 --> 02:32:39,880
So even if you bought a game in the store,

3285
02:32:40,160 --> 02:32:42,160
there may be an update for it on the internet.

3286
02:32:42,280 --> 02:32:43,360
How do you find out it's there?

3287
02:32:43,800 --> 02:32:45,100
Go to the File Factory.

3288
02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:46,600
Thanks, Giles.

3289
02:32:46,740 --> 02:32:47,120
Thanks, Giles.

3290
02:32:47,120 --> 02:32:49,700
It's time now for our weekly summary of the latest...

3291
02:32:49,700 --> 02:32:51,220
Bigelonians, thanks for the dip.

3292
02:32:52,060 --> 02:32:53,620
Internet and computer news.

3293
02:32:53,620 --> 02:32:55,580
Here's this week's Random Access Report

3294
02:32:55,580 --> 02:32:56,720
with Laurie Anderson.

3295
02:32:57,180 --> 02:33:00,000
In the Random Access File this week,

3296
02:33:00,100 --> 02:33:02,760
Apple Computer has agreed to buy Next Software

3297
02:33:02,760 --> 02:33:04,480
for a total of $400 million.

3298
02:33:05,220 --> 02:33:08,520
This reunites Apple with its co-founder, Steve Jobs,

3299
02:33:08,700 --> 02:33:10,780
who started the company 20 years ago.

3300
02:33:11,220 --> 02:33:14,580
Apple hopes this acquisition will give them the software technology

3301
02:33:14,580 --> 02:33:17,800
it needs to revamp the aging Mac operating system,

3302
02:33:18,180 --> 02:33:19,820
which will be based on Next Step.

3303
02:33:19,980 --> 02:33:23,520
Jobs will work part-time at Apple to help lead the effort.

3304
02:33:24,140 --> 02:33:29,720
Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online in their court battle against cyber promotions

3305
02:33:29,720 --> 02:33:33,360
for sending advertisements via email to their subscribers.

3306
02:33:33,860 --> 02:33:37,620
Prodigy has received a permanent injunction against cyber promotions

3307
02:33:37,620 --> 02:33:40,860
to stop sending the online ads under the Prodigy name.

3308
02:33:41,320 --> 02:33:45,040
CompuServe obtained a similar restraining order last October.

3309
02:33:45,040 --> 02:33:48,680
If you didn't get the computer you wanted for the holidays,

3310
02:33:48,820 --> 02:33:50,040
here's something to consider.

3311
02:33:50,460 --> 02:33:55,300
Apple Computer has announced a mail-in cash rebate of up to $450 for U.S. consumer...

3312
02:33:55,300 --> 02:33:56,980
What did I miss there? Someone said he did.

3313
02:33:56,980 --> 02:33:58,900
...on Apple ratings...

3314
02:33:58,900 --> 02:33:59,640
Steve Jobs!

3315
02:33:59,700 --> 02:34:00,320
...in the Random Access...

3316
02:34:00,320 --> 02:34:01,620
...400 million dollars.

3317
02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:07,460
This reunites Apple with its co-founder Steve Jobs, who started the company 20 years ago.

3318
02:34:07,740 --> 02:34:10,640
Steve Jobs looks like fucking Copernicus there.

3319
02:34:12,380 --> 02:34:14,960
Let's see if we can get some kind of matchup going there.

3320
02:34:18,740 --> 02:34:25,320
Steve Jobs of Apple based his haircut on Copernicus, who was a renaissance...

3321
02:34:25,320 --> 02:34:27,220
...a renaissance-era mathematician.

3322
02:34:28,740 --> 02:34:31,580
He had the ranks of Galileo.

3323
02:34:31,880 --> 02:34:32,960
Steve Jobs...

3324
02:34:32,960 --> 02:34:35,160
...could say...

3325
02:34:35,160 --> 02:34:38,960
...Steve Jobs is the Copernicus of computing.

3326
02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:41,400
Where's the...

3327
02:34:41,400 --> 02:34:42,400
...fucking...

3328
02:34:42,400 --> 02:34:45,060
...when you leave the image down on the desktop, where is it?

3329
02:34:45,980 --> 02:34:46,780
Save the image.

3330
02:34:48,440 --> 02:34:49,560
Fucking...

3331
02:34:49,560 --> 02:34:51,180
...Ice 3's already there, look.

3332
02:34:55,440 --> 02:34:56,740
It's not there on the...

3333
02:34:56,740 --> 02:34:57,900
I can't fucking see it.

3334
02:34:59,600 --> 02:35:01,500
I can't fucking see the Copernicus image.

3335
02:35:04,060 --> 02:35:04,900
Fucking joking.

3336
02:35:05,820 --> 02:35:07,620
You are joking me here.

3337
02:35:07,620 --> 02:35:12,380
Taking the shting out the joke, man.

3338
02:35:14,220 --> 02:35:15,220
Hey, Copernicus.

3339
02:35:18,800 --> 02:35:20,200
And there we have...

3340
02:35:20,200 --> 02:35:21,620
...and we put Copernicus on there...

3341
02:35:22,200 --> 02:35:23,540
...and there we have it.

3342
02:35:25,800 --> 02:35:26,720
Sometimes...

3343
02:35:26,720 --> 02:35:29,620
...a renaissance-era mathematician comes along...

3344
02:35:30,460 --> 02:35:31,720
...which changes everything.

3345
02:35:34,160 --> 02:35:34,800
And...

3346
02:35:34,800 --> 02:35:36,900
...we revolutionize the telescope.

3347
02:35:36,900 --> 02:35:37,900
...and...

3348
02:35:38,900 --> 02:35:41,040
...I don't know if you can see that, lads.

3349
02:35:42,060 --> 02:35:42,740
But there we go.

3350
02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:42,900
It's a real...

3351
02:35:43,940 --> 02:35:44,900
...handheld Copernicus.

3352
02:35:46,600 --> 02:35:49,080
Is it Copernicus you can fit in your hand...

3353
02:35:49,080 --> 02:35:49,900
...with Nintendo's...

3354
02:35:50,700 --> 02:35:50,900
...Copernicus?

3355
02:35:51,900 --> 02:35:53,900
Apple hopes this acquisition will give them...

3356
02:35:53,900 --> 02:35:55,900
...the software technology it needs...

3357
02:35:55,900 --> 02:35:58,900
...to revamp the aging Mac operating system...

3358
02:35:58,900 --> 02:36:00,740
...which will be based on Next Step.

3359
02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:02,900
Jobs will work part-time at Apple...

3360
02:36:02,900 --> 02:36:03,900
...to help lead the effort.

3361
02:36:03,900 --> 02:36:06,900
Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online...

3362
02:36:06,900 --> 02:36:07,900
No way, man. Prodigy, the band...

3363
02:36:07,900 --> 02:36:08,900
...the fucking band Prodigy...

3364
02:36:08,900 --> 02:36:10,900
...have joined up with the cyber community...

3365
02:36:10,900 --> 02:36:11,900
...to release a brand new app.

3366
02:36:11,900 --> 02:36:12,900
...work part-time at Apple...

3367
02:36:12,900 --> 02:36:13,900
...to help lead the effort.

3368
02:36:13,900 --> 02:36:14,900
Prodigy has joined CompuServe and America Online...

3369
02:36:14,900 --> 02:36:15,900
...in their court battle against cyber promotions...

3370
02:36:15,900 --> 02:36:16,900
...for sending advertisements via email...

3371
02:36:16,900 --> 02:36:17,900
...to their subscribers.

3372
02:36:17,900 --> 02:36:18,900
Prodigy has received a permanent injunction...

3373
02:36:18,900 --> 02:36:19,900
...against cyber promotions...

3374
02:36:19,900 --> 02:36:20,900
...to stop sending the online ads...

3375
02:36:20,900 --> 02:36:21,900
...under the Prodigy name.

3376
02:36:21,900 --> 02:36:27,900
...CopuServe obtained a similar restraining order...

3377
02:36:27,900 --> 02:36:28,900
...last October.

3378
02:36:28,900 --> 02:36:31,900
...If you didn't get the computer you wanted...

3379
02:36:31,900 --> 02:36:32,900
...for the holidays...

3380
02:36:32,900 --> 02:36:33,900
...here's something to consider.

3381
02:36:33,900 --> 02:36:34,900
...Apple Computer has announced...

3382
02:36:34,900 --> 02:36:35,900
...a mail-in cash rebate...

3383
02:36:35,900 --> 02:36:36,900
...of up to $450...

3384
02:36:36,900 --> 02:36:37,900
...for U.S. consumers...

3385
02:36:37,900 --> 02:36:38,900
...who purchase a Power Macintosh 7600...

3386
02:36:38,900 --> 02:36:39,900
...or 8500 computer.

3387
02:36:39,900 --> 02:36:40,900
...the rebates will be valid...

3388
02:36:40,900 --> 02:36:41,900
...through January 19th.

3389
02:36:41,900 --> 02:36:42,900
...Think you need a loan...

3390
02:36:42,900 --> 02:36:43,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3391
02:36:43,900 --> 02:36:44,900
...you racked up over the holidays?

3392
02:36:44,900 --> 02:36:45,900
...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank...

3393
02:36:45,900 --> 02:36:46,900
...have announced online loans...

3394
02:36:46,900 --> 02:36:47,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3395
02:36:47,900 --> 02:36:48,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3396
02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:49,900
...you racked up over the holidays?

3397
02:36:49,900 --> 02:36:50,900
...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank...

3398
02:36:50,900 --> 02:36:51,900
...have announced online loans...

3399
02:36:51,900 --> 02:36:52,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3400
02:36:52,900 --> 02:36:53,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3401
02:36:53,900 --> 02:36:54,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3402
02:36:54,900 --> 02:36:55,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3403
02:36:55,900 --> 02:36:56,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3404
02:36:56,900 --> 02:36:57,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3405
02:36:57,900 --> 02:36:58,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3406
02:36:58,900 --> 02:36:59,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3407
02:36:59,900 --> 02:37:00,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3408
02:37:00,900 --> 02:37:01,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3409
02:37:01,900 --> 02:37:02,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3410
02:37:02,900 --> 02:37:03,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3411
02:37:03,900 --> 02:37:04,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3412
02:37:04,900 --> 02:37:05,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3413
02:37:05,900 --> 02:37:06,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3414
02:37:06,900 --> 02:37:07,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3415
02:37:07,900 --> 02:37:08,900
...to pay off all those bills...

3416
02:37:08,900 --> 02:37:09,900
...you racked up over the holidays?

3417
02:37:09,900 --> 02:37:10,900
...CompuServe and Beneficial National Bank...

3418
02:37:10,900 --> 02:37:11,900
...have announced online loan...

3419
02:37:11,900 --> 02:37:12,900
...an interactive service...

3420
02:37:12,900 --> 02:37:13,900
...that allows eligible consumers...

3421
02:37:13,900 --> 02:37:14,900
...to get approval...

3422
02:37:14,900 --> 02:37:15,900
...for unsecured personal loans...

3423
02:37:15,900 --> 02:37:16,900
...of up to $10,000...

3424
02:37:16,900 --> 02:37:17,900
...in under two minutes.

3425
02:37:17,900 --> 02:37:19,900
...Oh, that sounds nice.

3426
02:37:19,900 --> 02:37:21,900
...10 fucking grand...

3427
02:37:21,900 --> 02:37:23,900
...in two minutes, man.

3428
02:37:23,900 --> 02:37:25,900
...completely unsecured.

3429
02:37:25,900 --> 02:37:26,900
Mm-mm.

3430
02:37:26,900 --> 02:37:29,900
You gotta love capitalism.

3431
02:37:29,900 --> 02:37:32,900
Lovely unsecured loans.

3432
02:37:32,900 --> 02:37:33,900
Mm-mm.

3433
02:37:33,900 --> 02:37:36,900
Let's have some more of it.

3434
02:37:36,900 --> 02:37:39,900
Ten grand in the hole, is it?

3435
02:37:39,900 --> 02:37:41,900
...approved, a check is mailed out...

3436
02:37:41,900 --> 02:37:43,900
...the next business day.

3437
02:37:43,900 --> 02:37:45,900
And finally, with all the movies...

3438
02:37:45,900 --> 02:37:47,900
...being released this time of year...

3439
02:37:47,900 --> 02:37:49,900
...how do you choose which one to see?

3440
02:37:49,900 --> 02:37:52,900
The new website, reel.com, is designed...

3441
02:37:52,900 --> 02:37:54,900
...to match movie buffs to the films...

3442
02:37:54,900 --> 02:37:56,900
...they'll most want to view.

3443
02:37:56,900 --> 02:37:59,900
...aah-ha-ha-ha.

3444
02:37:59,900 --> 02:38:01,900
...didn't work out for them.

3445
02:38:01,900 --> 02:38:03,900
...didn't work out for them.

3446
02:38:03,900 --> 02:38:06,900
...didn't work out for them.

3447
02:38:06,900 --> 02:38:09,900
...and now they're out of sorts.

3448
02:38:09,900 --> 02:38:10,900
They're not well.

3449
02:38:10,900 --> 02:38:11,900
...not well.

3450
02:38:11,900 --> 02:38:13,900
Did a few business deals with reel.com.

3451
02:38:13,900 --> 02:38:15,900
They tried to fucking match the films...

3452
02:38:15,900 --> 02:38:17,900
...to the people who are watching them.

3453
02:38:17,900 --> 02:38:18,900
...didn't work out for them.

3454
02:38:18,900 --> 02:38:21,900
...and now the domain is unregistered.

3455
02:38:24,900 --> 02:38:28,900
Reel.com lets you search movies by title, category, ratings...

3456
02:38:28,900 --> 02:38:30,900
...as well as theater versus rental.

3457
02:38:30,900 --> 02:38:33,900
Complete with descriptions and reviews...

3458
02:38:33,900 --> 02:38:36,900
...reel.com is designed to take some of the guesswork...

3459
02:38:36,900 --> 02:38:37,900
...out of going to the movies.

3460
02:38:37,900 --> 02:38:39,900
That's it for this week's news.

3461
02:38:39,900 --> 02:38:40,900
Back to you, Stuart.

3462
02:38:40,900 --> 02:38:42,900
Now for my pick of the week.

3463
02:38:42,900 --> 02:38:44,900
We have focused on software today.

3464
02:38:44,900 --> 02:38:45,900
Great computer games.

3465
02:38:45,900 --> 02:38:48,900
But what hardware should you play these games on?

3466
02:38:48,900 --> 02:38:49,900
Well, you...

3467
02:38:49,900 --> 02:38:50,900
Hardware should you play these on?

3468
02:38:50,900 --> 02:38:52,900
We've been looking at some of the latest...

3469
02:38:52,900 --> 02:38:54,900
...handheld consoles...

3470
02:38:54,900 --> 02:38:56,900
...which you can get in the new...

3471
02:38:56,900 --> 02:38:57,900
...Gameboy.

3472
02:38:57,900 --> 02:39:01,900
...can use any PC that meets the minimum requirements of the game.

3473
02:39:01,900 --> 02:39:04,900
But if you are a serious gamer, you might want to think about this baby.

3474
02:39:04,900 --> 02:39:07,900
This is the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest.

3475
02:39:07,900 --> 02:39:08,900
Now this is the...

3476
02:39:08,900 --> 02:39:10,900
The Mach 5 from Falcon North.

3477
02:39:10,900 --> 02:39:12,900
...no computers baby.

3478
02:39:12,900 --> 02:39:15,900
This is the Mach 5 from Falcon North West.

3479
02:39:15,900 --> 02:39:16,900
Now this is the...

3480
02:39:16,900 --> 02:39:20,900
...the Mach 5 from Falcon North West.

3481
02:39:20,900 --> 02:39:22,900
Or as Stuart Shafé calls it...

3482
02:39:22,900 --> 02:39:25,900
...the Mach 5 from Falcon North.

3483
02:39:25,900 --> 02:39:29,900
...computer, the Mach 5 from Falcon North West.

3484
02:39:29,900 --> 02:39:32,900
Now this is the Primo computer optimized for game player.

3485
02:39:32,900 --> 02:39:40,900
The basic model comes with a 166 MHz Pentium, 16 MB of RAM, 2GB hard drive, and 8X CD-ROM drive.

3486
02:39:40,900 --> 02:39:46,900
Dual game ports, high-end joysticks, two game pads, a built-in 3D accelerator.

3487
02:39:46,900 --> 02:39:48,900
Great sound as you can see and possibly hear.

3488
02:39:48,900 --> 02:39:52,900
Everything in this baby is tweaked for the demands of today's multimedia games.

3489
02:39:52,900 --> 02:39:59,900
Now the Mach 5 also comes bundled with tons of software including 15 games and dozens of net tools and utilities.

3490
02:39:59,900 --> 02:40:02,900
This is one mega computer.

3491
02:40:02,900 --> 02:40:05,900
Every one, by the way, is custom built to your specs.

3492
02:40:05,900 --> 02:40:08,900
Price for the basic model around $3,500 bucks.

3493
02:40:08,900 --> 02:40:12,900
So if you are serious about gaming, virtually all the gaming magazines agree.

3494
02:40:12,900 --> 02:40:13,900
This is the machine.

3495
02:40:13,900 --> 02:40:18,900
This is the Mach 5 from Falcon North West computer systems.

3496
02:40:18,900 --> 02:40:20,900
Well that's it for this week's computer chronicles.

3497
02:40:20,900 --> 02:40:25,900
We'll be back next week with more of the best in computers, CD-ROM software and the internet.

3498
02:40:25,900 --> 02:40:26,900
Did you say $3,500?

3499
02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:26,900
What?

3500
02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:32,900
If you want to hear again, the Mach 5 from Falcon North West computer systems.

3501
02:40:32,900 --> 02:40:33,900
What?

3502
02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:33,900
What?

3503
02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:33,900
What?

3504
02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:34,900
What?

3505
02:40:34,900 --> 02:40:35,900
What?

3506
02:40:35,900 --> 02:40:35,900
What?

3507
02:40:35,900 --> 02:40:36,900
What?

3508
02:40:36,900 --> 02:40:43,180
So if you are serious about gaming, virtually all the gaming magazines agree, this is the machine.

3509
02:40:43,300 --> 02:40:46,320
It's the Mach 5 from Falcon Northwest Computers.

3510
02:40:46,580 --> 02:40:50,340
Just get yourself down to the loan website.

3511
02:40:50,640 --> 02:40:54,480
They'll give you an unsecured loan of up to 10,000 euro, $10,000.

3512
02:40:55,400 --> 02:41:00,360
You can buy your own gaming rig, a primo rig for $3,500.

3513
02:41:00,900 --> 02:41:04,640
You get your gaming controllers and graphics card.

3514
02:41:04,640 --> 02:41:07,200
If you don't have the money, get a loan.

3515
02:41:07,900 --> 02:41:10,300
Unsecured Game Boy handheld loan.

3516
02:41:11,140 --> 02:41:13,280
Well, that's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

3517
02:41:13,400 --> 02:41:18,260
We'll be back here again next week with more of the best in computers, CD-ROM software, and the Internet.

3518
02:41:18,460 --> 02:41:23,900
And if you want to find out more about anything you saw on today's show, just check out our website at pctv.com.

3519
02:41:24,120 --> 02:41:26,460
I'm Stuart Chiffey, and we'll see you here next time.

3520
02:41:26,580 --> 02:41:27,040
Thanks, Stuart.

3521
02:41:27,460 --> 02:41:31,140
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource, Inc.

3522
02:41:31,880 --> 02:41:32,180
Lovely.

3523
02:41:32,180 --> 02:41:36,320
Lovely.

3524
02:41:45,320 --> 02:41:46,280
Great job.

3525
02:41:47,180 --> 02:41:47,720
Look at that.

3526
02:41:50,620 --> 02:41:52,420
Look at the speed.

3527
02:41:52,620 --> 02:41:56,260
Look at the speed that Stuart is typing there.

3528
02:41:56,340 --> 02:41:56,480
Look.

3529
02:41:56,780 --> 02:41:58,100
It's fucking rocket speed.

3530
02:42:00,240 --> 02:42:05,140
That's Stuart logging on to the loan site to get the loan for the three and a half grand PC.

3531
02:42:07,140 --> 02:42:09,140
or a videotape of this program, call 1-8...

3532
02:42:10,620 --> 02:42:16,280
Then he gets the pen out.

3533
02:42:16,660 --> 02:42:18,800
Hey, look, you can also get the Shafi letter.

3534
02:42:23,440 --> 02:42:24,480
Cyber tips.

3535
02:42:25,440 --> 02:42:30,600
More than 5 million people sign up for online cyber tips.

3536
02:42:30,840 --> 02:42:34,220
And now more than 40 million of them are in debt.

3537
02:42:34,920 --> 02:42:37,200
Internet users works plugged into the internet.

3538
02:42:37,200 --> 02:42:41,020
And more than that, a need for some guidance and some help.

3539
02:42:41,320 --> 02:42:42,340
The Shafi letter.

3540
02:42:42,720 --> 02:42:43,520
Pics of the month.

3541
02:42:43,880 --> 02:42:47,840
I love computer games, adventure games, and interactive fiction.

3542
02:42:48,280 --> 02:42:51,860
But I must admit, I don't have time to finish them all.

3543
02:42:54,620 --> 02:42:56,180
PC windows.

3544
02:42:56,420 --> 02:42:58,340
They used to be called football windows.

3545
02:42:58,640 --> 02:43:00,900
Sunny afternoons and Monday nights.

3546
02:43:02,700 --> 02:43:05,800
Hey, we need to get the fucking Shafi.

3547
02:43:06,020 --> 02:43:07,500
We need to get the Shafi letters.

3548
02:43:07,700 --> 02:43:08,280
Big time.

3549
02:43:09,380 --> 02:43:10,580
I've just come up with something.

3550
02:43:11,220 --> 02:43:12,360
I want to find...

3551
02:43:12,360 --> 02:43:14,320
I need access to the Shafi letters.

3552
02:43:14,860 --> 02:43:17,940
And I want to read them in the style of Shafi on stream.

3553
02:43:18,260 --> 02:43:19,080
That's all I want to do.

3554
02:43:20,740 --> 02:43:22,060
Get them to me now.

3555
02:43:23,060 --> 02:43:23,500
Please.

3556
02:43:25,900 --> 02:43:27,540
I realize that's a big ask.

3557
02:43:27,640 --> 02:43:30,060
And I don't think you're going to be able to get them at 143.

3558
02:43:30,140 --> 02:43:31,180
It's quarters at two.

3559
02:43:31,920 --> 02:43:32,760
It's nearly three hours.

3560
02:43:32,840 --> 02:43:34,160
I said that we were going to be an hour.

3561
02:43:34,260 --> 02:43:35,880
And it's gone to fucking three hours again.

3562
02:43:37,380 --> 02:43:39,220
Look at the fucking speed of the type though.

3563
02:43:45,340 --> 02:43:46,540
The Shafi letter.

3564
02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:50,540
Look at that, man.

3565
02:43:52,320 --> 02:43:53,460
That was it, guys.

3566
02:43:53,740 --> 02:43:54,720
That's it for tonight.

3567
02:43:55,360 --> 02:44:03,680
It was another amazing journey into the mind of Shafi and the Stewart Computer Chronicles.

3568
02:44:03,780 --> 02:44:05,540
It's the greatest games episode.

3569
02:44:06,640 --> 02:44:09,260
It didn't fucking fail to deliver.

3570
02:44:09,520 --> 02:44:10,500
It had everything.

3571
02:44:10,920 --> 02:44:12,100
Some amazing stuff.

3572
02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,320
Who could forget?

3573
02:44:13,900 --> 02:44:15,540
Who could forget Upside?

3574
02:44:16,440 --> 02:44:21,240
Who could forget the claymation shit with this fella here and the game?

3575
02:44:21,760 --> 02:44:23,840
That claymation game, unbelievable stuff.

3576
02:44:25,380 --> 02:44:28,580
Grown adults looking at children through two-way mirrors.

3577
02:44:28,800 --> 02:44:30,080
That was a bit strange.

3578
02:44:30,740 --> 02:44:33,180
You had this robot thing going on.

3579
02:44:33,280 --> 02:44:34,420
That was class as well.

3580
02:44:34,840 --> 02:44:35,240
Infrared.

3581
02:44:36,120 --> 02:44:37,060
Handheld game.

3582
02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:38,720
You could blow up the scenery.

3583
02:44:39,540 --> 02:44:43,300
You had a load of men in a room watching men play games.

3584
02:44:44,300 --> 02:44:45,540
That fella with the tongue.

3585
02:44:46,240 --> 02:44:47,020
You had Diablo.

3586
02:44:47,700 --> 02:44:48,540
You had it all.

3587
02:44:49,040 --> 02:44:52,080
And, of course, you had Tomb Raider guy as well.

3588
02:44:52,180 --> 02:44:53,140
Copyright 1996.

3589
02:44:53,480 --> 02:44:54,440
It's been an amazing night.

3590
02:44:54,740 --> 02:44:55,200
Good night.

3591
02:44:55,520 --> 02:44:56,020
God bless.

3592
02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:56,980
Thanks for watching.

3593
02:44:57,180 --> 02:44:58,000
And we'll see you again.
